Anal Beads Stuck In My Ass: How To Remove Them
 

FUCK THE STRING BROKE AND NOW I HAVE 2 BEADS STUCK UP IN MY ANUS, THINK THERE TO FAR UP FOR ME TO PULL OUT, HELP PLEASE MY SPINE IS STARTING TO HURT :helpme:1orglaugh

sounds like you need to go to the hospital asap

aww fuck, there gos my pimp roll money hehehe :1orglaugh

eat some mc donalds and shit it out

You are going to die....

Its harsh - but I like to give it str8 :)

ooh god i hate amercian food lmaoo :1orglaugh:1orglaugh but it just might work.

no. you'll be fine. just wait till you shit. ;)

That was funny :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

yeah my sister gave me a bottle of laxative, its in this green bottle and it saids sawn on the lable, i keep farting but still these fuckers wont fall out, there some what big, thank god there not spiked :1orglaugh

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Hold your nose and blow hard with your mouth closed

Hospital they will probably give you some serious pain killers and a laxative.

Faster than laxatives and ribbed for your pleasure
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i said beads not watermellons

LOL :1orglaugh

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I dunno, ask juicy?

I was thinking the EXACT same thing... too funny. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

It feels good if you pull em out really fast :)

i think you mean taco bell

Use the powerdrill to get them out.
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