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Kard63 · 01-31-2008, 11:03 AM

This hack is going to produce the next Freddy Krueger movie. He is such a cum sucking bastard moron !!!!!!! I HATE HIM! I bet he replaces Robert Englund as Freddy. Who wants to help me assassinate him before he can?

notoldschool · 01-31-2008, 11:10 AM

I heard he was doing this movie, which is going to focus on Kruegers history kind of like Rob Zombies Halloween. Bay will surely fuck it up because he doesnt know horror from disney. There are a shit load of remakes that are being done this year, including Friday the 13th, which will be directed by the Texas Chainsaw Massacre's Marcus Nispel. That has a better chance of being decent I think for that fact alone. I cant beleive they are trying a remake of 'the birds'..that movie is a period peice IMO.

cranki · 01-31-2008, 11:15 AM

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Agent 488 · 01-31-2008, 11:23 AM

aw man ...

TG Rebecca · 01-31-2008, 11:35 AM

no.

nightmare on elm street is my favorite horror movie series. i don't want him to ruin it for me.

Michaelious · 01-31-2008, 12:09 PM

Yeah it'll be utterly terrible!!

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 01-31-2008, 12:11 PM

I heard good things about the Halloween one, though i havent seen it

Brother Bilo · 01-31-2008, 12:12 PM

Wow, so there really are no original movies left to be made then huh? Keep regurgitating the same old shit, only doing it worse than the original.

It's fucking lame. And I agree, Michael Bay has a tendency to destroy movies. Didn't he do Miami Vice? That could of been way cool, but instead it was choppy and didn't really seem to flow at all. At least the shootout at the end was cool.

nico-t · 01-31-2008, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ADL_SusieQ

I heard good things about the Halloween one, though i havent seen it

havent seen the halloween remake yet but thats a whole other story, rob zombie directed that one and he proved he can make very good horror flicks with 'the devils rejects' - it's one of my favourite horror movies. Micheal Bay is a boring blockbuster movie maker with cardboard characters so i bet he will fuck up Nightmare on elmstreet big time.

SykkBoy · 01-31-2008, 12:52 PM

Michael Bay = the antichrist

I'm sure the only reason his company isn't behind the My Bloody Valentine remake is because he got be to the punch...

Kard63 · 01-31-2008, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ADL_SusieQ

I heard good things about the Halloween one, though i havent seen it

Michael Bay didnt do that.

notoldschool · 01-31-2008, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

havent seen the halloween remake yet but thats a whole other story, rob zombie directed that one and he proved he can make very good horror flicks with 'the devils rejects' - it's one of my favourite horror movies. Micheal Bay is a boring blockbuster movie maker with cardboard characters so i bet he will fuck up Nightmare on elmstreet big time.

Rob Zombie is my favorite horrer director period. I love the realism. Halloween wasnt the greatest, but it was a good remake. Im just glad the studio gave him a deal to do more flicks. Michael Bay is no Rob Zombie.

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Originally Posted by Brother Bilo

. Didn't he do Miami Vice? That could of been way cool, but instead it was choppy and didn't really seem to flow at all. At least the shootout at the end was cool.

that movie was the biggest opening day viewing dissapointment of my life. Your right though, it could have been very cool, but fell far short.

Bojangles · 01-31-2008, 06:24 PM

Marcus Nispel is pretty good.

Michael Bay on the other hand will completely fuck ANOES up.

Sands · 01-31-2008, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Kard63

This hack is going to produce the next Freddy Krueger movie. He is such a cum sucking bastard moron !!!!!!! I HATE HIM! I bet he replaces Robert Englund as Freddy. Who wants to help me assassinate him before he can?

He's going to start the movie out with a house exploding to catch our attention. And then after we're introduced to the protagonist there's going to be another explosion. Then we meet Freddy Krueger for the first time, and he'll die in a fiery blaze after a 5-minute car chase scene that ends with an oil tanker exploding. Then instead of a knife glove, Krueger will make things explode in a hellish blaze just by touching them. In the movie's climax, Krueger will die when someone shoots him with a rocket launcher and he explodes.

With ample pyrotechnics the plot becomes an afterthought.

Bojangles · 01-31-2008, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by notoldschool

Rob Zombie is my favorite horrer director period. I love the realism. Halloween wasnt the greatest, but it was a good remake. Im just glad the studio gave him a deal to do more flicks. Michael Bay is no Rob Zombie.

that movie was the biggest opening day viewing dissapointment of my life. Your right though, it could have been very cool, but fell far short.

Let's not forget that Rob Zombie was the one who created House of 1000 Corpses. Damn that movie sucked. The Devils Rejects, on the other hand, was pretty damn good. As far as Halloween.. I am still undecided. However, Danielle Harris' tits were a great treat.

Bojangles · 01-31-2008, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Sands

He's going to start the movie out with a house exploding to catch our attention. And then after we're introduced to the protagonist there's going to be another explosion. Then we meet Freddy Krueger for the first time, and he'll die in a fiery blaze after a 5-minute car chase scene that ends with an oil tanker exploding. Then instead of a knife glove, Krueger will make things explode in a hellish blaze just by touching them. In the movie's climax, Krueger will die when someone shoots him with a rocket launcher and he explodes.

With ample pyrotechnics the plot becomes an afterthought.

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notoldschool Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 5,687	I heard he was doing this movie, which is going to focus on Kruegers history kind of like Rob Zombies Halloween. Bay will surely fuck it up because he doesnt know horror from disney. There are a shit load of remakes that are being done this year, including Friday the 13th, which will be directed by the Texas Chainsaw Massacre's Marcus Nispel. That has a better chance of being decent I think for that fact alone. I cant beleive they are trying a remake of 'the birds'..that movie is a period peice IMO. __________________ No doubt one may quote history to support any cause, as the devil quotes scripture. -- Learned Hand http://www.bjpenn.com

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