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Vagisil · 01-31-2008, 03:14 AM

Postem if ya gottem!

split_joel · 01-31-2008, 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vagisil

Postem if ya gottem!

Hello, I can offer you some pricing on what you are asking for but I am going to be honest we are not the cheapest host. We Have been around since 1994 and have grown to own two of our own data centers and are located in 2 others. We have true mult-homed bandwidth linked between all 4 locations, and we have multi bandwidth providers. We own our own ips and have staff on site 24/7/365.

If you are interested please feel free to contact me on ICQ or AIM, you can also contact me on the phone at 619.395.5229.

Feel free to check out our website. http://www.suavemente.net

ServerGenius · 01-31-2008, 03:36 AM

I can get you that for $999 including a Dell server
Contact me for full info and details

u-Bob · 01-31-2008, 05:25 AM

Talk to Sly from Phatservers (147479144) or Brad Mitchell from Mojohost (56950199).

qxm · 01-31-2008, 05:33 AM

shit that's some serious traffic m8

DutchTeenCash · 01-31-2008, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob

Brad Mitchell from Mojohost (56950199).

contact Brad you wont regret it we moved there a month ago and support is topnotch

mn · 01-31-2008, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ServerGenius

I can get you that for $999 including a Dell server
Contact me for full info and details

really good price for 100mbit...

bookmarked thread

martinsc · 01-31-2008, 08:23 AM

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dready · 01-31-2008, 08:26 AM

Bump for Mojohost

Brad Mitchell · 01-31-2008, 08:46 AM

I'll hook you up

Not the cheapest, definitely the best.

Brad

Otter · 01-31-2008, 08:59 AM

I like phatservers best

kmanrox · 01-31-2008, 09:26 AM

why don't folks just post their best prices here? why have to do it privately? if you have a quality service and a good price, say it out loud..

i prefer phatservers.net...

WebairGerard · 01-31-2008, 09:31 AM

Please contact me to discuss the server specs and pricing. As always Webair will meet or beat any comparable offer!

Hen · 01-31-2008, 09:42 AM

Hello,

Sent you an email a short while ago, msg me when you are done shopping around; will make it well worth your while.

Andy Servers4Less · 01-31-2008, 09:57 AM

Hi,

We can definitely help you at ServersForLess.com

We offer:

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Multiple Tier 1 BW Providers
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Over 60,000 Mbps Transit Capacity
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Our latest deal on 100 Mbps Unmetered is posted in my sig

Please feel free to contact me at [email protected] or ICQ: 412-203-056

I look forward to hearing from you.

Techie Media · 01-31-2008, 10:03 AM

Vagisil please hit me up before you make your final decision. We deal in Hi Quality bandwidth and offer some the best support in the biz hands down. I can offer you some very aggressive pricing (after hearing your specific needs) for a full 100 meg line. There are also many different options that we can work out so that you get the best bang for your buck.

TondaB · 01-31-2008, 10:18 AM

I would like in the running

Let's talk about your specific needs.

sales at nakedhosting dot com or ICQ 61462417 or 1-800-547-9995 x 301

Wiredoctor · 01-31-2008, 10:33 AM

Talk to the guys at TechieMedia I am sure they will make you a great offer. I have several servers with them and do a few hundred megs and the pricing is very competitive, but the support is better than any other host I have ever used, and trust me I've been with most of the hosts that post here and none even can come close to techie. Anyway I suggest at least talking to them before you make any wrong moves.

Ycaza · 01-31-2008, 10:36 AM

100 megs, which kind of bandwidth, if someone is quoting 10 bucks a meg, its not great, it'll be ok for FHG's but not for serious stuff, So I ask what do you need the bandwidth for? Happy to give you a great price on tier 1.

Tanker · 01-31-2008, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiredoctor

Talk to the guys at TechieMedia I am sure they will make you a great offer. I have several servers with them and do a few hundred megs and the pricing is very competitive, but the support is better than any other host I have ever used, and trust me I've been with most of the hosts that post here and none even can come close to techie. Anyway I suggest at least talking to them before you make any wrong moves.

I have to agree with you! Techie Media has been my host for years now and I have no complaints what so ever

I have many server with them Their Tech support is amazing I think they have 40 guys on staff and there is always someone that can help me no matter how complicated or simple the support I need is.

www.techiemedia.net check them out before you make a commitment I assure you that you will be happy there

Tanker

Vagisil · 01-31-2008, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ycaza

100 megs, which kind of bandwidth, if someone is quoting 10 bucks a meg, its not great, it'll be ok for FHG's but not for serious stuff, So I ask what do you need the bandwidth for? Happy to give you a great price on tier 1.

it is for a tube site, i need the cheapest BW possible

ServerGenius · 01-31-2008, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ycaza

100 megs, which kind of bandwidth, if someone is quoting 10 bucks a meg, its not great, it'll be ok for FHG's but not for serious stuff, So I ask what do you need the bandwidth for? Happy to give you a great price on tier 1.

How do you know if it's great or not.....perhaps there's companies who
are willing to offer prices to gain a better market position and are willing
to invest in it by giving very sharp pricing....

No offense but you're saying 10 bucks a meg can't be good.....without knowing
the details...I say it can be good.....and I say it's good enough for other
stuff than FHG's

Sly · 01-31-2008, 11:46 AM

I would love to work with you. We don't offer the cheapest prices, but we do offer great bandwidth with great support.

I can give you a Core2Duo with 2 GB of RAM and 2 x 250 gb hard drives in a raid 0 setup with 100 Mbps of our media bandwidth for $2000 a month, no setup fee. We will also transfer all of your files to our network.

Please feel free to ICQ me at 147479144 or send me an e-mail at [email protected] and we can further discuss your specific needs.

www.phatservers.com

Sly · 01-31-2008, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ServerGenius

How do you know if it's great or not.....perhaps there's companies who
are willing to offer prices to gain a better market position and are willing
to invest in it by giving very sharp pricing....

No offense but you're saying 10 bucks a meg can't be good.....without knowing
the details...I say it can be good.....and I say it's good enough for other
stuff than FHG's

No offense, but... many companies have tried that here on GFY over the years and just about every one of them has ended up screwing over their clients in one way or another. Just something for people to keep in mind when buying hosting that is significantly cheaper than most of the other leading providers... :-)

ServerGenius · 01-31-2008, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

No offense, but... many companies have tried that here on GFY over the years and just about every one of them has ended up screwing over their clients in one way or another. Just something for people to keep in mind when buying hosting that is significantly cheaper than most of the other leading providers... :-)

Many companies != all companies....I'm talking about a very reputable company
who has been around for many years....and I'm quite sure you won't consider
them a fly by company as suggested.

What I'm saying is it's not very nice ethics making yourself look better by
trying to step down on others....especially not when you don't even know
the specifics.

It's not my company b.t.w. and I have no affiliation with them other than that
I'm using them myself and consider them 1 of very few I feel comfortable
enough to refer to other people.

ServerGenius · 01-31-2008, 11:58 AM

Oh b.t.w. the company I'm talking about is http://www.reflected.net/
For the ones interested speak to Phil and send him my regards.

hateman · 01-31-2008, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell

Not the cheapest, definitely the best.

Thats a pretty bold statement.

hateman · 01-31-2008, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ServerGenius

Oh b.t.w. the company I'm talking about is http://www.reflected.net/
For the ones interested speak to Phil and send him my regards.

www.reflected.net is shit.

I had to move out of there a couple months ago.

quantum-x · 01-31-2008, 12:35 PM

If you're looking for volume traffic, don't pay more than 150pm for an uncapped

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Holly · 01-31-2008, 01:06 PM

This thread is funny.

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Paparazzi · 01-31-2008, 04:39 PM

Talk to the guys over at Techie Media Been with them for several years and I'm very happy.

Vagisil · 02-01-2008, 01:29 AM

so far i see only like 2 companies that know how to pay attention to details... ok, i'll spell it out for you.. i want to see the prices here.. i dont want to talk to sales reps and listen to them talk about they're so expensive because of their quality.. i want dropdead cheap, cheap cheap. put up, or shut up

Fucksakes · 02-01-2008, 01:43 AM

get what you pay for.. I had free hosting before.. 100mb/s free, I switched to phatservers.. hosting is still free, I pay for support..

thats the way I look at it.

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check out http://www.webair.com

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webair · 02-06-2008, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vagisil

so far i see only like 2 companies that know how to pay attention to details... ok, i'll spell it out for you.. i want to see the prices here.. i dont want to talk to sales reps and listen to them talk about they're so expensive because of their quality.. i want dropdead cheap, cheap cheap. put up, or shut up

V,

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Wiredoctor · 02-06-2008, 11:43 AM

Some of you people are totally stupid or can't read. This guy said post your offer here, he does not want idiots saying to contact him or what not, he wants you to put up or shut up here, and on top of that he said he simply wants Cheap, plain and simple.

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JuiceMonkey · 02-06-2008, 01:42 PM

Hey if you are still looking for this... we can do 100mbps for $899 depending on how much hardware you need.

Thanks

01-31-2008, 03:14 AM	#1
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01-31-2008, 03:36 AM	#3
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