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Compdoctor · 01-31-2008, 10:08 AM

Cinderella wanted to go to the ball one night, but she didn't have any tampons to use and she was on the rags. Her Fairy Godmother came to the rescue and turned a pumpkin next to Cinderella's house into a tampon. ]

The Godmother says, "Now use the tampon, but be sure to get back home before midnight or it will turn back into a pumpkin, and that wouldn't be good."

Cinderella agrees and leaves the house.

Midnight comes along...no Cinderella, 1am, 2am and 3am, still no Cinderella!

Finally, 5am rolls by and Cinderella waltzes through the door and the fairy godmother jumps up.

"Where the hell have you been?!?"

To which Cinderella replies, "I met this amazing guy, and well, before I knew it, we got into a serious bang session. His name was Peter Peter....."

sniperwolf · 01-31-2008, 10:51 AM

uhmmm... some sort of slow today...

salesman · 01-31-2008, 11:09 AM

I don't understand what's so funny

tranza · 01-31-2008, 11:16 AM

I didn't get it...

TG Rebecca · 01-31-2008, 11:36 AM

ROFL!!! i got it.

Spyce · 01-31-2008, 11:38 AM

LOL! I got it - that's funny!

Michaelious · 01-31-2008, 11:42 AM

Funny dude!!!

Elli · 01-31-2008, 11:49 AM

hehe the rest of the rhyme at the end is "Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, met a wife and couldn't keep her. Put her in a pumpkin shell and there he kept her very well."

So she found a man to eat the pumpkin out. ;)

carol.prime · 01-31-2008, 12:52 PM

ohh. i see!! LOL!

Meeper · 01-31-2008, 12:55 PM

haha took a second to get it, but im a little slow ;D

Xrated J · 01-31-2008, 01:02 PM

lol, that was good.

Bassmaster · 01-31-2008, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

hehe the rest of the rhyme at the end is "Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, met a wife and couldn't keep her. Put her in a pumpkin shell and there he kept her very well."

So she found a man to eat the pumpkin out. ;)

Andrew Dice Clays version is better........"peter peter pumpkin eater, had a wife loved to beat her, slapped her twice across the head, fucked her ass and went to bed OOOOOOOOH!!!

Violetta · 01-31-2008, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

hehe the rest of the rhyme at the end is "Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, met a wife and couldn't keep her. Put her in a pumpkin shell and there he kept her very well."

So she found a man to eat the pumpkin out. ;)

havent heard that before..

Elli · 01-31-2008, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky

havent heard that before..

It's an old British nursery rhyme.

01-31-2008, 10:08 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Thursday's Joke Cinderella wanted to go to the ball one night, but she didn't have any tampons to use and she was on the rags. Her Fairy Godmother came to the rescue and turned a pumpkin next to Cinderella's house into a tampon. ] The Godmother says, "Now use the tampon, but be sure to get back home before midnight or it will turn back into a pumpkin, and that wouldn't be good." Cinderella agrees and leaves the house. Midnight comes along...no Cinderella, 1am, 2am and 3am, still no Cinderella! Finally, 5am rolls by and Cinderella waltzes through the door and the fairy godmother jumps up. "Where the hell have you been?!?" To which Cinderella replies, "I met this amazing guy, and well, before I knew it, we got into a serious bang session. His name was Peter Peter....." __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

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01-31-2008, 11:49 AM	#8
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	hehe the rest of the rhyme at the end is "Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, met a wife and couldn't keep her. Put her in a pumpkin shell and there he kept her very well." So she found a man to eat the pumpkin out. ;) __________________ email: [email protected]

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