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Old 01-31-2008, 10:08 AM   #1
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Cinderella wanted to go to the ball one night, but she didn't have any tampons to use and she was on the rags. Her Fairy Godmother came to the rescue and turned a pumpkin next to Cinderella's house into a tampon. ]

The Godmother says, "Now use the tampon, but be sure to get back home before midnight or it will turn back into a pumpkin, and that wouldn't be good."

Cinderella agrees and leaves the house.

Midnight comes along...no Cinderella, 1am, 2am and 3am, still no Cinderella!

Finally, 5am rolls by and Cinderella waltzes through the door and the fairy godmother jumps up.

"Where the hell have you been?!?"

To which Cinderella replies, "I met this amazing guy, and well, before I knew it, we got into a serious bang session. His name was Peter Peter....."
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Old 01-31-2008, 10:51 AM   #2
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uhmmm... some sort of slow today...
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Old 01-31-2008, 11:09 AM   #3
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I don't understand what's so funny
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Old 01-31-2008, 11:16 AM   #4
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I didn't get it...
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Old 01-31-2008, 11:36 AM   #5
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ROFL!!! i got it.
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Old 01-31-2008, 11:38 AM   #6
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LOL! I got it - that's funny!
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Old 01-31-2008, 11:42 AM   #7
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Funny dude!!!
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Old 01-31-2008, 11:49 AM   #8
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hehe the rest of the rhyme at the end is "Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, met a wife and couldn't keep her. Put her in a pumpkin shell and there he kept her very well."

So she found a man to eat the pumpkin out. ;)
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Old 01-31-2008, 12:52 PM   #9
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ohh. i see!! LOL!
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Old 01-31-2008, 12:55 PM   #10
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haha took a second to get it, but im a little slow ;D
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Old 01-31-2008, 01:02 PM   #11
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lol, that was good.
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Old 01-31-2008, 01:02 PM   #12
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hehe the rest of the rhyme at the end is "Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, met a wife and couldn't keep her. Put her in a pumpkin shell and there he kept her very well."

So she found a man to eat the pumpkin out. ;)
Andrew Dice Clays version is better........"peter peter pumpkin eater, had a wife loved to beat her, slapped her twice across the head, fucked her ass and went to bed OOOOOOOOH!!!
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Old 01-31-2008, 01:40 PM   #13
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hehe the rest of the rhyme at the end is "Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, met a wife and couldn't keep her. Put her in a pumpkin shell and there he kept her very well."

So she found a man to eat the pumpkin out. ;)
havent heard that before..
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Old 01-31-2008, 01:55 PM   #14
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havent heard that before..
It's an old British nursery rhyme.
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