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01-26-2008, 11:30 AM
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►SouthOfHeaven
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Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer
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Big casino JACKPOT loser !!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080125/..._jeans_jackpot
Ok so this dude and his gf were at a casino the day before, the gf really wanted a pair of designer jeans that were in a store in the casino, she bitched and bitched until he caved in , he woke up at 5am to drive 4 hours to atlantic city to go buy her the jeans.. While waiting for the store to open he hit the slot machines and won the big jackpot. almost 1 million. and what will he do with his newfound riches ? ----------------------- Zabib doesn't know what else he'll do with his newfound riches. "Maybe buy her some more jeans," Zabib said. ----------------------- He should buy a backbone and kick her to the curb lol
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01-26-2008, 11:40 AM
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 i would dump the hoe and buy a new one  by buy I mean date  |
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01-26-2008, 11:45 AM
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►SouthOfHeaven
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just once i would like to hear someone say "cocaine and hookers" when asked how they will spend their big jackpot.
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01-26-2008, 12:07 PM
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id buy her some jeans from wal mart then kick her out
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01-26-2008, 12:59 PM
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01-26-2008, 01:03 PM
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Scondly, i'd dump that moaning bitch, and go have some fun !!
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01-26-2008, 01:05 PM
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"In his pocket was a photocopy of a picture of the jeans that his girlfriend printed out for him, just to make sure there would be no confusion"
this is funny, I can imagine his gf printing those fucking jeans and waking him at 5am lol |
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01-26-2008, 04:08 PM
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So Fucking Banananananas
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thats pretty funny. i kick her ass to the curb too
"heres $10k, good luck in life... see ya!"
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01-26-2008, 04:13 PM
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01-26-2008, 04:14 PM
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Pounding Googlebot
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Boot her ass to the curb and pickup the girl selling the jeans at the store. He should have no problem with the million dollars
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01-26-2008, 04:29 PM
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nice reward for the guy for putting up with that bullshit
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01-26-2008, 04:36 PM
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working on my tan
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01-26-2008, 04:36 PM
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working on my tan
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Those jeans would make a great breakup gift.
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01-26-2008, 04:38 PM
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he should use some of the money to buy an internet connection so he doesn't have to drive to buy some stupid fucking jeans he could find online.
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01-26-2008, 05:08 PM
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He should kick her to the curb just for not getting her lazy ass outta bed to go with him, never mind anything else.
The best one I heard was the guy whose wife said he was a loser after he lost his job, kicked him out of the house and divorced him. Two weeks later he won a multi-million lottery. She hired an attorney to try to get half even though the divorce was completed. That guy must have had a permanent smile on his face after that. I would have sent her a dozen t shirts in assorted colors with the caption "ain't karma a bitch?" |
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01-26-2008, 05:17 PM
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here's the story I was talking about http://www.lotterypost.com/news/102212.htm
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01-26-2008, 05:23 PM
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Totally Borked
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01-26-2008, 06:19 PM
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I'd buy more wives.
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01-26-2008, 06:54 PM
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