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SmokeyTheBear 01-26-2008 11:30 AM

Big casino JACKPOT loser !!
 
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080125/..._jeans_jackpot

Ok so this dude and his gf were at a casino the day before, the gf really wanted a pair of designer jeans that were in a store in the casino, she bitched and bitched until he caved in , he woke up at 5am to drive 4 hours to atlantic city to go buy her the jeans..

While waiting for the store to open he hit the slot machines and won the big jackpot. almost 1 million.

and what will he do with his newfound riches ?

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Zabib doesn't know what else he'll do with his newfound riches.

"Maybe buy her some more jeans," Zabib said.
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He should buy a backbone and kick her to the curb lol

minddust 01-26-2008 11:40 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

i would dump the hoe and buy a new one:thumbsup

by buy I mean date:thumbsup

:Graucho

SmokeyTheBear 01-26-2008 11:45 AM

just once i would like to hear someone say "cocaine and hookers" when asked how they will spend their big jackpot.

Xrated J 01-26-2008 12:07 PM

id buy her some jeans from wal mart then kick her out

minddust 01-26-2008 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 13700730)
just once i would like to hear someone say "cocaine and hookers" when asked how they will spend their big jackpot.

:1orglaugh

Scott McD 01-26-2008 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 13700692)
the gf really wanted a pair of designer jeans that were in a store in the casino, she bitched and bitched until he caved in

Firstly, he sounds like a pussy.

Scondly, i'd dump that moaning bitch, and go have some fun !!

DirtyProfits 01-26-2008 01:05 PM

"In his pocket was a photocopy of a picture of the jeans that his girlfriend printed out for him, just to make sure there would be no confusion"

this is funny, I can imagine his gf printing those fucking jeans and waking him at 5am lol

96ukssob 01-26-2008 04:08 PM

thats pretty funny. i kick her ass to the curb too

"heres $10k, good luck in life... see ya!"

sicone 01-26-2008 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 13700730)
just once i would like to hear someone say "cocaine and hookers" when asked how they will spend their big jackpot.

If I ever win I'll say it just for you

WiredGuy 01-26-2008 04:14 PM

Boot her ass to the curb and pickup the girl selling the jeans at the store. He should have no problem with the million dollars :)
WG

papill0n 01-26-2008 04:29 PM

nice reward for the guy for putting up with that bullshit

L-Pink 01-26-2008 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 13700730)
just once i would like to hear someone say "cocaine and hookers" when asked how they will spend their big jackpot.

:1orglaugh

L-Pink 01-26-2008 04:36 PM

Those jeans would make a great breakup gift.

aico 01-26-2008 04:38 PM

he should use some of the money to buy an internet connection so he doesn't have to drive to buy some stupid fucking jeans he could find online.

OzMan 01-26-2008 05:08 PM

He should kick her to the curb just for not getting her lazy ass outta bed to go with him, never mind anything else.

The best one I heard was the guy whose wife said he was a loser after he lost his job, kicked him out of the house and divorced him.

Two weeks later he won a multi-million lottery. :)

She hired an attorney to try to get half even though the divorce was completed.

That guy must have had a permanent smile on his face after that.

I would have sent her a dozen t shirts in assorted colors with the caption "ain't karma a bitch?" :thumbsup

OzMan 01-26-2008 05:17 PM

here's the story I was talking about http://www.lotterypost.com/news/102212.htm

borked 01-26-2008 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 13701595)
Those jeans would make a great breakup gift.

:thumbsup

ridikuloz 01-26-2008 06:19 PM

I'd buy more wives.

Axzar 01-26-2008 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ridikuloz (Post 13701900)
I'd buy more wives.

You have to be fucking kidding me?


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