What the fuck - a stripper spends the night?

[.~.]

I had a stripper spend the night at my house. She doesn't live in the city in which she works (where I live), so I let her stay over.

She is HOOOOTTTTT!!!!!!

I gave her the main bedroom and I slept downstairs. She slept in her stripper outfit. HOT!

I was trying to be a gentleman, but I might have come off as half a fag. I didn't even make a move on her. I wanted to ride the crap out of her but I also really like her.

WHAT THE FUCK???

[WiredGuy]

I think its even worse that you posted this on GFY instead of trying to go nail her, lol.
WG

[bushwacker]

Originally Posted by .~.

I had a stripper spend the night at my house. She doesn't live in the city in which she works (where I live), so I let her stay over.

She is HOOOOTTTTT!!!!!!

I gave her the main bedroom and I slept downstairs. She slept in her stripper outfit. HOT!

I was trying to be a gentleman, but I might have come off as half a fag. I didn't even make a move on her. I wanted to ride the crap out of her but I also really like her.

WHAT THE FUCK???

You should have fucked her.

[Ice]

[Penny24Seven]

so you bring her home just so she can spend the night? are you gay? Did you film her? what was the point? She is a stripper and tells every guy she loves them LOL

[C-Bass]

"Im Love with a stripper............she ridin she rollin"

[Excretor]

any pix?

[Slap Dot]

You really like a stripper? lmfao.

She wanted a lay, YOU FUCKED IT ALL UP!

She hates you.

[Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life]

go buy a ball or two of cocaine and assfuck her until you run out...

nothing turns a stripper on like a little nose candy...

[Socks]

She was crying all night that she wasn't pretty enough for you to nail her mang

[.~.]

Originally Posted by C-Bass

"Im Love with a stripper............she ridin she rollin"

OH, I LOVE THAT SONG!

[.~.]

Originally Posted by Ice

Oh shit that is soooo wrong . . . .

but very fucking funny!!!!


That made me laugh so hard!!! And, I probably deserved it.

[st0ned]

Wow you didn't make a move? I fucked one in Vegas and she stayed the fuckin night in my room. I woke her up in the morning with "OK, This is not a bed and breakfast".

[WiredGuy]

Originally Posted by st0ned

Wow you didn't make a move? I fucked one in Vegas and she stayed the fuckin night in my room. I woke her up in the morning with "OK, This is not a bed and breakfast".

lol, that's the way to do it
WG

[.~.]

Originally Posted by Slap Dot

You really like a stripper? lmfao.

She wanted a lay, YOU FUCKED IT ALL UP!

She hates you.

This Stripper is different! I swear she is! If you saw her, you would never think she was a stripper. She acts so shy and reserved.

Ok, I fucked it all up.

How can I fix this? If you could see this girl, her tits are all natural and magnificent! Jesus Christ I want to lick her down!

She goes out to dance in Vegas once in a while. She has some stripper friends there. Hey, does that mean she is a prostitute?

[Phoenix]

you should have tried man

now you are fretting over it

[justinsain]

Sounds more like while draining your wallet with drinks and lap dances she was able to determine
that you wouldn't be a threat and by going home with you she could save herself the
price of a hotel. That way she could sleep it off before going back home to her dirt bag boyfriend.

[.~.]

Originally Posted by justinsain

Sounds more like while draining your wallet with drinks and lap dances she was able to determine
that you wouldn't be a threat and by going home with you she could save herself the
price of a hotel. That way she could sleep it off before going back home to her dirt bag boyfriend.

YES INDEED! I believe you are onto her here.

Although I don't go to the strip club anymore, she knows me well enough to know that I wouldn't be a threat and that she could save the $$$.


She called me after she got off work and I picked her up and let her stay over. So, she didn't drain my wallet with the lap dances, but she did save $$$ by not having to pay for a hotel.


I tend to think that if she really wanted to wax my flipper, she would have made some sort of move. Right?



She is a stripper, so I should know what to expect.

[.~.]

Next time, I'll pick her up while not wearing any pants or underwear. Then, if she still gets in the car, I know she is up for anything.


I actually saw a guy get arrested for driving around my neighborhood without pants or underwear.

I ended up finding the police report and the Suspect said, "Ya, I know it was stupid." That was his statement. Fucking pervert.

[Vick!]

Duuudee!!

Go and fuck her .. if you wanna be nice, take a day or two .. go out with her, have dinner ... and then fuck like a gentleman, but don't let the piece of beauty go unfucked.



if no, send her over fag.

[st0ned]

Originally Posted by .~.

Next time, I'll pick her up while not wearing any pants or underwear. Then, if she still gets in the car, I know she is up for anything.


I actually saw a guy get arrested for driving around my neighborhood without pants or underwear.

I ended up finding the police report and the Suspect said, "Ya, I know it was stupid." That was his statement. Fucking pervert.

Seriously? Come on man. Grow some balls and just tell her you want to fuck. Afterall, She IS a stripper.

No, she shouldn't have made a move, YOU should have made the move. I think it was pretty much expected.

[Vick!]

..and don't forget to post pics here .. we are not here for free advice. OK?

[justinsain]

Originally Posted by .~.

YES INDEED! I believe you are onto her here.

Although I don't go to the strip club anymore, she knows me well enough to know that I wouldn't be a threat and that she could save the $$$.


She called me after she got off work and I picked her up and let her stay over. So, she didn't drain my wallet with the lap dances, but she did save $$$ by not having to pay for a hotel.


I tend to think that if she really wanted to wax my flipper, she would have made some sort of move. Right?





She is a stripper, so I should know what to expect.

Sounds like you're more of a trusted friend than a gullible customer.

Nothing wrong with that

At this point it's up to you to make the move. She's already made hers by being accessible.

[.~.]

Originally Posted by Vick!

Duuudee!!

Go and fuck her .. if you wanna be nice, take a day or two .. go out with her, have dinner ... and then fuck like a gentleman, but don't let the piece of beauty go unfucked.



if no, send her over fag.

Oh shit that made me laugh!



I will fuck her so hard and I will video tape it for you.
At least I hope I will!

[.~.]

Originally Posted by st0ned

Seriously? Come on man. Grow some balls and just tell her you want to fuck. Afterall, She IS a stripper.

No, she shouldn't have made a move, YOU should have made the move. I think it was pretty much expected.

Well, I probably do need to, "Grow a Pair," but I have told her that I want to "get it on" with her, but never really tried.


I WILL make the move - if I get another chance. I will make you proud!

[CosmicTang]

Originally Posted by st0ned

Wow you didn't make a move? I fucked one in Vegas and she stayed the fuckin night in my room. I woke her up in the morning with "OK, This is not a bed and breakfast".

[.~.]

Originally Posted by justinsain

Sounds like you're more of a trusted friend than a gullible customer.

Nothing wrong with that

At this point it's up to you to make the move. She's already made hers by being accessible.

Ok, now you have me so confused. I think she trusts me and I think she thinks I am somewhat of a friend. You are right on those points. But, anytime I tell her how beautiful she is or whatever, she doesn't seem to be interested. I am not really sure she was making herself accessible - ALTHOUGH I REALLY WANT THAT TO BE TRUE!

I tend to think (like previously posted) she had too much to drink that night and wanted to save on a hotel room.

She wasn't even acting like she was tipsy, and I even offered her alcohol and she refused. That was my sign that she just wanted to go to sleep.



Holy jesus she is hot.

[Vick!]

Originally Posted by .~.

I will fuck her so hard and I will video tape it for you.
At least I hope I will!

Now this is the man ..

make sure you have read this too ..

Originally Posted by Vick!

..and don't forget to post pics here .. we are not here for free advice. OK?

[OzMan]

did you at least burst in the bathroom while she was showering with a "don't mind me just getting my toothbrush" ?

[Vick!]

Originally Posted by .~.

I think she trusts me and I think she thinks I am somewhat of a friend.

I have fucked a couple chicks by playing this friend-friend and trust-trust game. There is nothing wrong with it man.



PS. And none of them were stripper but mainstream chicks with family values.

[.~.]

Originally Posted by OzMan

did you at least burst in the bathroom while she was showering with a "don't mind me just getting my toothbrush" ?

Funny you should ask!

My place is sort of "under construction" so the bathroom door (currently) doesn't have a door knob or anything, so you can shut the door, but not completely.


When I heard her moving around upstairs the next morning, I started up the stairs to see how she was doing - and when she heard me coming up the stairs, she yelled from the bathroom, that she was peeing!

I said, sorry and went back down the stairs.

I didn't even get to see her peeing or showering or anything.

[Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life]

Originally Posted by Vick!

I have fucked a couple chicks by playing this friend-friend and trust-trust game. There is nothing wrong with it man.



PS. And none of them were stripper but mainstream chicks with family values.

it doesn't happen all that often, but the nice thing i found with the friendzone is that it occasionally pans out some 100% no-strings attached sex. when you're that deep in the friend zone and you're both just horny as fuck with no interest in a relationship, casual release does from time to time become an option.

[NosMo]

Get her to sign a 2257, and then let her bump a rail off your cock. bang her like she owes you money, film it and kick her to the curb.

NosMo

[Vick!]

Originally Posted by NosMo

Get her to sign a 2257, and then let her bump a rail off your cock. bang her like she owes you money, film it and kick her to the curb.

NosMo

bad manners

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

When confronted with dilemnas like that, I ask what Max would do...



ADG

[st0ned]

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

When confronted with dilemnas like that, I ask what Max would do...



ADG

LOL that fucker is crazy!

[Rhesus]

You're a strip club regular, which probably means you're fat, old, ugly and generally unattractive. I don't think the erotic dancer wanted to have intercourse with you.

[D]

There are just too many possible openings, I'm not entirely sure where to start...

Point is - if it's not at least on the table that you're available for sex by the time the lights go out, you're doing yourself a disservice.

Should be easy enough, in your situation, to get that message out, and still be the gentleman.

[BOSS1]

this is some pansy shit

[.~.]

Originally Posted by D

There are just too many possible openings, I'm not entirely sure where to start...

Point is - if it's not at least on the table that you're available for sex by the time the lights go out, you're doing yourself a disservice.

Should be easy enough, in your situation, to get that message out, and still be the gentleman.

I thank you!

Also, I am quite certain that she knows I am ready and willing and available. That is why I tend to suspect she is doing the typical stripper move and "using" whoever she can whenever she can.


It is one of those things where I could be wrong, but she is acting so typical of a stripper.



If you could see her face and her body, you would lose your religion.


WOW!

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Originally Posted by .~.

I had a stripper spend the night at my house. She doesn't live in the city in which she works (where I live), so I let her stay over.

She is HOOOOTTTTT!!!!!!

I gave her the main bedroom and I slept downstairs. She slept in her stripper outfit. HOT!

I was trying to be a gentleman, but I might have come off as half a fag. I didn't even make a move on her. I wanted to ride the crap out of her but I also really like her.

WHAT THE FUCK???

Idiot.
You should have at least thrown up the "Wanna fuck flag", but appearently you did not even do that...

WTF....
You are a disgrace to manhood.

[Xrated J]

Originally Posted by Ice

[.~.]

Originally Posted by Rhesus

You're a strip club regular, which probably means you're fat, old, ugly and generally unattractive. I don't think the erotic dancer wanted to have intercourse with you.

The fact is that I moved near a HOT club and I have spent a ton of time there.

Women tend to think I am attractive. This is obvious in day to day life.

I found two girls who I fell in love with. One quit stripping and moved on to bigger and better things. The other is the one who could easily move on to bigger and better things.

She has graduated from college. She could DO a lot of things. I am mostly interested in how I can get her to DO me.



OH SHIT SHE IS HOT! SMOKIN LIKE A WET LOG!!!!!!

[.~.]

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Idiot.
You should have at least thrown up the "Wanna fuck flag", but appearently you did not even do that...

WTF....
You are a disgrace to manhood.

OK, no more fucking around.

I'm going to get a t-shirt that reads, "Wanna Fuck?" and I will wear it every single day!


This way, no girl can pretend to not know what I was after!


Sorry I disgraced you. I will try harder my friend.

[Spunky]

How old are you? You sound young

[Marshal]

Originally Posted by Spunky

How old are you? You sound young

he sounds young and insecure.

just go ahead and tell her she's sexy and you wanna get laid with her. you shouldn't be embarrassed to ask her for some pussy. that's soo usual...

[pussyluver]

Check to see if anything is missing around the house?

[Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life]

Originally Posted by pussyluver

Check to see if anything is missing around the house?

dignity?

[minddust]

Originally Posted by .~.

I slept downstairs.

you fucking homo

[HouseHead]

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