What the fuck - a stripper spends the night? - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

Jim_Gunn · 01-18-2008, 09:31 PM

Grow a pair of balls, there's a million hot girls out there, if she is a stripper or even a civilian girl, you should have at least tried to get some pussy, she expects it after all. And if she doesn't put out, don't waste your time with her, go hang out with another girl who actually might dig you.

Twisted Dave · 01-18-2008, 09:39 PM

Just because she's a stripper doesn't mean she's a slut who will fuck any one ...

a lot of guys make that mistake. And find a club bouncer coming down on them with a hard hand to the face.

After Shock Media · 01-18-2008, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by PunchBunny Dave

Just because she's a stripper doesn't mean she's a slut who will fuck any one ...

a lot of guys make that mistake. And find a club bouncer coming down on them with a hard hand to the face.

If he let the bouncer spend the night along with the stripper at his house he is even a bigger closet case than first suggested.

WarChild · 01-18-2008, 09:52 PM

First thing's first. Go make a list of the missing valuables. Double check everything.

collegeboobies · 01-18-2008, 10:37 PM

LOL a stripper spends the night and you dont even SLEEP in the same bed. You serious? Tell her in the morning, sorry, I was nervous last night because i wanted to fuck your brains out and never hooked up with a stripper before, lets do it before you leave.....

collegeboobies · 01-18-2008, 10:58 PM

Look, if you did not try to kiss her, you cannot sit here and talk about why she hasnt had sex with you yet. A LOT of women are NEVER going to make a first move. They believe the man should do the "work" to "get" the girl. So go try and kiss her, if she punches you stop.

Drake · 01-18-2008, 11:10 PM

You're going to regret not making a move for the rest of your life

.~. · 01-18-2008, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by pussyluver

Check to see if anything is missing around the house?

Word!

I was warned by another stripper that I would need to watch for that shit.

She didn't steal anything.

And she is fucking HOT AS FUCK!!!

.~. · 01-18-2008, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by collegeboobies

Look, if you did not try to kiss her, you cannot sit here and talk about why she hasnt had sex with you yet. A LOT of women are NEVER going to make a first move. They believe the man should do the "work" to "get" the girl. So go try and kiss her, if she punches you stop.

I think I agree with you!

If I get punched or stabbed I will come looking for you!

If I score, I will congratulate you!

Ga ga!

.~. · 01-18-2008, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike33

You're going to regret not making a move for the rest of your life

I pray that you are wrong!

Maybe I can get another chance????

Then I can dream about her for the rest of my life!

Help me dude, I need some help!

.~. · 01-18-2008, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn

Grow a pair of balls, there's a million hot girls out there, if she is a stripper or even a civilian girl, you should have at least tried to get some pussy, she expects it after all. And if she doesn't put out, don't waste your time with her, go hang out with another girl who actually might dig you.

Wise words! I need to grow a pair!

What is worse, suffering from not making a move or making a move and being told that you are not welcomed to take advances?

I think it would hurt a lot less to know that you tried and failed than to have never tried.

Fuck!

Twisted Dave · 01-18-2008, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

If he let the bouncer spend the night along with the stripper at his house he is even a bigger closet case than first suggested.

I was using guys at a club hitting on strippers as an example

I doubt he's got a bouncer at the end of her bed ...

Mind you ... :/

No, I just mean, she's dancing because ... well, maybe she's good at dancing, enjoys it, is comfortable in her body, appreciates her body, and knows she can happily make money from showing her body ... that doesn't automatically mean she wants to fuck everyone she meets ...

ARS Bryan · 01-18-2008, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

First thing's first. Go make a list of the missing valuables. Double check everything.

quoted for truth

WiredGuy · 01-18-2008, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .~.

Word!

I was warned by another stripper that I would need to watch for that shit.

She didn't steal anything.

And she is fucking HOT AS FUCK!!!

Check again. These types of girls are professionals at stealing without getting caught.
WG

uno · 01-18-2008, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .~.

Ok, now you have me so confused. I think she trusts me and I think she thinks I am somewhat of a friend. You are right on those points. But, anytime I tell her how beautiful she is or whatever, she doesn't seem to be interested. I am not really sure she was making herself accessible - ALTHOUGH I REALLY WANT THAT TO BE TRUE!

I tend to think (like previously posted) she had too much to drink that night and wanted to save on a hotel room.

She wasn't even acting like she was tipsy, and I even offered her alcohol and she refused. That was my sign that she just wanted to go to sleep.

Holy jesus she is hot.

You didn't even TRY to make a move on a stripper who had too much to drink who is crashing by your place?

It's probably a lil late now, but you have to at least try. Worst case scenario is that she says "no" and you drop it.

ADL Colin · 01-19-2008, 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

go buy a ball or two of cocaine and assfuck her until you run out...

nothing turns a stripper on like a little nose candy...

I'll add

more to that pot

ADL Colin · 01-19-2008, 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Check again. These types of girls are professionals at stealing without getting caught.
WG

Yup. I lost a camera to one. Didn't even notice for a few days. If you play with fire ...

ADL Colin · 01-19-2008, 03:57 AM

Poor girl went home wondering what is wrong with her. You just added her to self-esteem issues.

At least become friends with her at this point. She has hot stripper friends.

nikad · 01-19-2008, 07:05 AM

nah, u were a gentleman, and any girl would appreciate it

hateman · 01-19-2008, 08:15 AM

are you scottybuzz posting from a fake nic?

tehHinjew · 01-19-2008, 10:14 AM

you think she is shy?

would shy chick stay at a random guys house who works in the adult industry?!!?!!

Doctor Dre · 01-19-2008, 10:28 AM

Strippers are used to guys giving them everything to sleep with them.

Giving her your room was just a bad idea, you should have told her to sleep next to you lol

Doctor Dre · 01-19-2008, 10:30 AM

Oh well now it's already too late anyways.

Don't ever tell her she's beautiful or stuff like that. Just ignore the fact that she's more beautiful then other girls and treat her like a friend, not a peice of ass.

She'll wonder what's wrong with you and she'll try to see if she has a chance. That's the best way to fuck strippers. They love attention so much that when they don't have it, they find a way to get it.

cranki · 01-19-2008, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

When confronted with dilemnas like that, I ask what Max would do...

ADG

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 01-19-2008, 10:43 AM

asking on GFY for advice about strippers...funny. Strippers are people too.. just like all these porn girls. There are good, there are bad.

If she wants to fuck you..she will..plain and simple.

martinsc · 01-19-2008, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice

nikad · 01-19-2008, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hateman

are you scottybuzz posting from a fake nic?

lol, nope, I ´m a webmistress...( diff POV )

.~. · 01-19-2008, 09:16 PM

I am a nice guy. I wouldn't take advantage of a wounded duck for my own pleasure. This girl is a nice girl. I don't know her history, but she seems like a decent girl.

I would rather be too cautious than to be too aggressive. She deserves better.

God damn I want to lick her naked body, but . . . . only if she wants me to lick her naked body!

Stripper love is good love?

fuzzylogic · 01-19-2008, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice

qxm · 01-19-2008, 09:22 PM

So he liked the stripper...........he might have been a pure and innocent virgin

.~. · 01-19-2008, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Check again. These types of girls are professionals at stealing without getting caught.
WG

I think this stripper is different.

I did trust a stripper enough to pay her cell phone bill once. She gave me her phone and I paid with my credit card (over her phone).

Guess what, after four or five months, she decided to continue to charge her cell phone bill to my Credit Card using the info I provided that one time.

Shit fuck, after a while I noticed $1300 in charges that were her cell phone bills. After I called her and asked, WHAT THE FUCK, she promised to pay back the money. I know her real name and all and she was honestly going to make an attempt at paying me back.

I'm such a sucker that I told her to forget it.

FUCK I AM A SUCKER!

But this other stripper has never tried to steal from me. She has tried to get me to tip her at the club, and take her shopping. But, even when I don't . . . . . she still wants to hang out with me. She has even asked me Why I like her. I just do.

She is wise beyond her years and she is HOT beyond her years!

uno · 01-19-2008, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .~.

I think this stripper is different.

I did trust a stripper enough to pay her cell phone bill once. She gave me her phone and I paid with my credit card (over her phone).

Guess what, after four or five months, she decided to continue to charge her cell phone bill to my Credit Card using the info I provided that one time.

Shit fuck, after a while I noticed $1300 in charges that were her cell phone bills. After I called her and asked, WHAT THE FUCK, she promised to pay back the money. I know her real name and all and she was honestly going to make an attempt at paying me back.

I'm such a sucker that I told her to forget it.

FUCK I AM A SUCKER!

But this other stripper has never tried to steal from me. She has tried to get me to tip her at the club, and take her shopping. But, even when I don't . . . . . she still wants to hang out with me. She has even asked me Why I like her. I just do.

She is wise beyond her years and she is HOT beyond her years!

God damn.

NoWhErE · 01-20-2008, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .~.

I think this stripper is different.

I did trust a stripper enough to pay her cell phone bill once. She gave me her phone and I paid with my credit card (over her phone).

Guess what, after four or five months, she decided to continue to charge her cell phone bill to my Credit Card using the info I provided that one time.

Shit fuck, after a while I noticed $1300 in charges that were her cell phone bills. After I called her and asked, WHAT THE FUCK, she promised to pay back the money. I know her real name and all and she was honestly going to make an attempt at paying me back.

I'm such a sucker that I told her to forget it.

FUCK I AM A SUCKER!

But this other stripper has never tried to steal from me. She has tried to get me to tip her at the club, and take her shopping. But, even when I don't . . . . . she still wants to hang out with me. She has even asked me Why I like her. I just do.

She is wise beyond her years and she is HOT beyond her years!

Do you realize how pathetic you are?

qxm · 01-20-2008, 01:13 AM

this worthless is thread without her picz

WiredGuy · 01-20-2008, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .~.

I think this stripper is different.

I did trust a stripper enough to pay her cell phone bill once. She gave me her phone and I paid with my credit card (over her phone).

Guess what, after four or five months, she decided to continue to charge her cell phone bill to my Credit Card using the info I provided that one time.

Shit fuck, after a while I noticed $1300 in charges that were her cell phone bills. After I called her and asked, WHAT THE FUCK, she promised to pay back the money. I know her real name and all and she was honestly going to make an attempt at paying me back.

I'm such a sucker that I told her to forget it.

FUCK I AM A SUCKER!

But this other stripper has never tried to steal from me. She has tried to get me to tip her at the club, and take her shopping. But, even when I don't . . . . . she still wants to hang out with me. She has even asked me Why I like her. I just do.

She is wise beyond her years and she is HOT beyond her years!

You're a bigger idiot than I thought...
WG

KittyLix · 01-20-2008, 02:37 AM

wow... i actually feel like i am totally eavesdropping in on dude talk

if she wanted you obviously she would have hinted more at it as well..... it is what it is dude you are a place to crash for the moment and nothing more

mrwilson · 01-20-2008, 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qxm

So he liked the stripper...........he might have been a pure and innocent virgin

My thought exactly, and more so that he posted on this forum about it knowing damn well what people will say..

dougeetx · 01-20-2008, 03:38 AM

1) Don't tell her she's beautiful. She hears it a few thousand times/day. She doesn't need for you to say it, too.

2) She's a stripper at WORK! When she's not at work, she's a person. Have you ever had a female friend?

3) She's given you trust. Don't break it. It's not easily given and especially from someone in her line of work!

4) Chill out dude. Let her make the first move.

nikad · 01-20-2008, 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dougeetx

1) Don't tell her she's beautiful. She hears it a few thousand times/day. She doesn't need for you to say it, too.

2) She's a stripper at WORK! When she's not at work, she's a person. Have you ever had a female friend?

3) She's given you trust. Don't break it. It's not easily given and especially from someone in her line of work!

4) Chill out dude. Let her make the first move.

ditto, if you like her

Linguist · 01-20-2008, 05:40 AM

This thread is hilarious.

DjiXas · 01-20-2008, 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

I think its even worse that you posted this on GFY instead of trying to go nail her, lol.
WG

This thread delivers

Fucking funny.

Axzar · 01-20-2008, 05:59 AM

This is a funny ass thread.

DjiXas · 01-20-2008, 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .~.

I think this stripper is different.

I did trust a stripper enough to pay her cell phone bill once. She gave me her phone and I paid with my credit card (over her phone).

Guess what, after four or five months, she decided to continue to charge her cell phone bill to my Credit Card using the info I provided that one time.

Shit fuck, after a while I noticed $1300 in charges that were her cell phone bills. After I called her and asked, WHAT THE FUCK, she promised to pay back the money. I know her real name and all and she was honestly going to make an attempt at paying me back.

I'm such a sucker that I told her to forget it.

FUCK I AM A SUCKER!

But this other stripper has never tried to steal from me. She has tried to get me to tip her at the club, and take her shopping. But, even when I don't . . . . . she still wants to hang out with me. She has even asked me Why I like her. I just do.

She is wise beyond her years and she is HOT beyond her years!

Oh for FUCK SAKE!

What the fuck is wrong with you?

SinisterStudios · 01-20-2008, 06:17 AM

Nice fake nic Juicy

Ross · 01-20-2008, 06:39 AM

Sounds like she's using you. Calling you up asking to spend the night coz she doesn't want to payf or a hotel room... Sucker.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 01-20-2008, 07:23 AM

I smell fake drama and troll

Iron Fist · 01-20-2008, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

I smell fake drama and troll

No doubt....

pentae · 01-20-2008, 07:57 AM

The fact is, when you get a girl home, she's about 10x more likely to fuck you than if she's out in the 'club'

END.

.~. · 01-23-2008, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DjiXas

Oh for FUCK SAKE!

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I'm not sure!

Just tonight I was walking through a grocery store parking lot and a car pulled up with two young girls in it. One hot, the other . . . not. They asked for $1.00 for gas because they were about to run out.

I started laughing at them. They said, "No seriously, look at the gas gauge, we are OUT."

I just kept laughing. I didn't need to look, I could tell they were truly embarrassed at having to ask for money. I gave them $5. They were very appreciative. Sucker? Maybe?

I couldn't refuse to help these strangers!

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01-18-2008, 09:31 PM	#52
Jim_Gunn Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Where The Teens Are Posts: 5,702	Grow a pair of balls, there's a million hot girls out there, if she is a stripper or even a civilian girl, you should have at least tried to get some pussy, she expects it after all. And if she doesn't put out, don't waste your time with her, go hang out with another girl who actually might dig you.

01-18-2008, 10:37 PM	#56
collegeboobies So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 3,644	LOL a stripper spends the night and you dont even SLEEP in the same bed. You serious? Tell her in the morning, sorry, I was nervous last night because i wanted to fuck your brains out and never hooked up with a stripper before, lets do it before you leave.....

01-18-2008, 10:58 PM	#57
collegeboobies So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 3,644	Look, if you did not try to kiss her, you cannot sit here and talk about why she hasnt had sex with you yet. A LOT of women are NEVER going to make a first move. They believe the man should do the "work" to "get" the girl. So go try and kiss her, if she punches you stop.

01-18-2008, 11:10 PM	#58
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C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	asking on GFY for advice about strippers...funny. Strippers are people too.. just like all these porn girls. There are good, there are bad. If she wants to fuck you..she will..plain and simple.

01-19-2008, 09:16 PM	#79
.~. So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 396	I am a nice guy. I wouldn't take advantage of a wounded duck for my own pleasure. This girl is a nice girl. I don't know her history, but she seems like a decent girl. I would rather be too cautious than to be too aggressive. She deserves better. God damn I want to lick her naked body, but . . . . only if she wants me to lick her naked body! Stripper love is good love?

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01-20-2008, 03:38 AM	#89
dougeetx Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 6,163	1) Don't tell her she's beautiful. She hears it a few thousand times/day. She doesn't need for you to say it, too. 2) She's a stripper at WORK! When she's not at work, she's a person. Have you ever had a female friend? 3) She's given you trust. Don't break it. It's not easily given and especially from someone in her line of work! 4) Chill out dude. Let her make the first move.

01-20-2008, 05:40 AM	#91
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01-20-2008, 05:59 AM	#93
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01-20-2008, 06:39 AM	#96
Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	Sounds like she's using you. Calling you up asking to spend the night coz she doesn't want to payf or a hotel room... Sucker.

01-20-2008, 07:23 AM	#97
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	I smell fake drama and troll

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pentae Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Inconceivable! Posts: 899	The fact is, when you get a girl home, she's about 10x more likely to fuck you than if she's out in the 'club' END.