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Brad Mitchell · 10-01-2002, 10:50 PM

You just have to read it for yourself:

"Hi Brad:
We run a web site dedicated to the sexual side of the Star Trek TV shows and movies. We ran across your site and were brainstorming a bit. What we were thinking of, was a specialized phone sex service where our customers could call up and play out "Star Trek" fantasies. I think the only hitch would be that the ladies on the other end would have to be familiar with the Star Trek characters enough to play out these people's fantasies. It wasn't real clear from your site if you could offer this level of specification, or if you are just talking about niche sites in the sense of how to promote the service, as opposed to the individual
ladies specializing in some niche. Is this something you could perhaps provide?"

It took ever ounce of maturity in me to give him a serious reply. Here's what I said:

"Hi _____,
Sorry but I can't offer it. Unfortunately, this is just too specific to create. Also, there is a question of trademark infringement with marketing such personalities. I do wish you the best of luck, this is certainly the most unique idea I've ever heard for a phone sex line. You are probably right, I bet there are alot of guys out there with that fantasy."

When really this was what I was thinking...

"Dear MENSA Psycho,
Your email frightens me so much that I'm afraid to bring children into this world. I understand that it's been a long time since you've seen the sunshine, but there is a real world all around us. Honestly! Just because you and hundreds of thousands of Trekkies didn't have dates to your High School prom doesn't mean that there aren't real women out there for you. I am confident that if you and your Trekkie comrades were okay with sharing women that attending the various conventions would be good for at least a little bukkake.

The thought that I would subject one of my lovely 400 pound phone sex divas into pretending to be a tree sloth from some distant moon is really degrading. Honestly, I think my girls would rather be pissed on, shit on, or maybe even bark like they're being fucked by a dog.

Honestly, I know that Trekkies have great disposable income - for OBVIOUS reasons. Hell, I bet they have twice the disposable income of the average gay man and that says quite a bit! I am sure that if I went to the effort of creating a line it might be capable of making alot of money. However, my biggest concern is that you and your cult will spend all the time quizzing my delicious women for details and factoids rather than jerking off. I would be afraid of the reprecussions and chargebacks if one of my girls accidentally confuses two different fictional alien species.

Best of luck with your endeavor! May the shwartz be with you."

MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

Cheers,

Brad

pr0 · 10-01-2002, 10:52 PM

Damn man why you gotta be hatin on the trekkies? Wtf did the geeks ever do to you?

Fletch XXX · 10-01-2002, 10:52 PM

Wha you guys don't think of klingons when ya tug?

Sheeet.

SleazyDream · 10-01-2002, 10:52 PM

Capt. Janeway is a babe and I've always had a secret crush on her.

Brad Mitchell · 10-01-2002, 10:54 PM

It figures there are a bunch of Trekkie webmasters.

lol

I'm not a hater.. See, I sent him a nice E-mail

Brad

frankfortuna · 10-01-2002, 10:56 PM

Bizarre.

Brad Mitchell · 10-02-2002, 09:18 AM

Bump.

Dildozer · 10-02-2002, 09:28 AM

Trekkies will one day rule the world so you might as well bow to them right away. I'm a trekkie and i get laid alot. Of course i'm not one of those hardcore freaks like you see in the movie "Trekkies" Those are some scary fucks.

I don't think it would be a bad idea to do something like that and you might get more people looking for it than you might expect. I doubt paramount would let you do that without making you a very poor man very very fast though.

Fro · 10-02-2002, 05:38 PM

Warp 9! Engage!

tygergoddess · 10-02-2002, 05:44 PM

Hi Brad,

Send 'em to me, I've got some chicks that can handle it=) Long Roleplays = Long Calls, Repeat Clientele and the guys are so anal they'd never charge back!

Tyger

DatsMyStapler · 10-02-2002, 05:45 PM

fear lead to hate, hate lead to anger, anger lead to suffering

Nina · 10-02-2002, 05:51 PM

<img src="http://www.Nina-Knows-Best.com/pic_post/nina_SPOK.jpg" width="354" height="341">

There are A LOT of guys out there with that fantasy.
But he's right, those girls would have to know their shit.

Just curious, what's his site?

tygergoddess · 10-02-2002, 06:05 PM

Hell, I'll take them myself if I had to, I'm a closet geek... umm, I mean trekkie...

Tyger

Zebra · 10-02-2002, 06:13 PM

I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie

Fro · 10-02-2002, 06:16 PM

THAT can be arranged!

Zebra · 10-02-2002, 06:20 PM

hehehe.. Star Wars kicks Star Treks ass!

Zebra · 10-02-2002, 06:30 PM

Fro.. Clicked that link..man, that is just WRONG lol

Fro · 10-02-2002, 06:41 PM

Bears rule!

Cindyff · 10-02-2002, 07:03 PM

I would like to see 7 of 9 nakkkked. What a body that girl has

Fro · 10-02-2002, 07:17 PM

Would you settle for a nekkid, hairy man instead?

Sjayne · 10-02-2002, 07:59 PM

Laugh but last week when doing gallery reviews there was one gallery that was a woman stripping out of a Next Generation uniform. The porn is out there...on sorry that is xfiles.

I'm a red dwarf fan anway.

Fletch XXX · 10-02-2002, 08:05 PM

Never fuck a Romùlán.

Brad Mitchell · 10-02-2002, 08:14 PM

I'm speechless.

booker · 10-02-2002, 08:19 PM

HA!

I could only offer one suggest, that you replace Trekkie comrades with Trekkie cumrods.. but that might have been a bit too strong!

Rictor · 10-02-2002, 09:18 PM

I would call the trekkie phone sex line but my mom doesn't let me have a phone line down here in the basement.

10-01-2002, 10:50 PM	#1
Brad Mitchell Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southfield, MI Posts: 9,812	This tops everything! Must read - A 'potential' affiliate's suggestion.. new niche! You just have to read it for yourself: "Hi Brad: We run a web site dedicated to the sexual side of the Star Trek TV shows and movies. We ran across your site and were brainstorming a bit. What we were thinking of, was a specialized phone sex service where our customers could call up and play out "Star Trek" fantasies. I think the only hitch would be that the ladies on the other end would have to be familiar with the Star Trek characters enough to play out these people's fantasies. It wasn't real clear from your site if you could offer this level of specification, or if you are just talking about niche sites in the sense of how to promote the service, as opposed to the individual ladies specializing in some niche. Is this something you could perhaps provide?" It took ever ounce of maturity in me to give him a serious reply. Here's what I said: "Hi _____, Sorry but I can't offer it. Unfortunately, this is just too specific to create. Also, there is a question of trademark infringement with marketing such personalities. I do wish you the best of luck, this is certainly the most unique idea I've ever heard for a phone sex line. You are probably right, I bet there are alot of guys out there with that fantasy." When really this was what I was thinking... "Dear MENSA Psycho, Your email frightens me so much that I'm afraid to bring children into this world. I understand that it's been a long time since you've seen the sunshine, but there is a real world all around us. Honestly! Just because you and hundreds of thousands of Trekkies didn't have dates to your High School prom doesn't mean that there aren't real women out there for you. I am confident that if you and your Trekkie comrades were okay with sharing women that attending the various conventions would be good for at least a little bukkake. The thought that I would subject one of my lovely 400 pound phone sex divas into pretending to be a tree sloth from some distant moon is really degrading. Honestly, I think my girls would rather be pissed on, shit on, or maybe even bark like they're being fucked by a dog. Honestly, I know that Trekkies have great disposable income - for OBVIOUS reasons. Hell, I bet they have twice the disposable income of the average gay man and that says quite a bit! I am sure that if I went to the effort of creating a line it might be capable of making alot of money. However, my biggest concern is that you and your cult will spend all the time quizzing my delicious women for details and factoids rather than jerking off. I would be afraid of the reprecussions and chargebacks if one of my girls accidentally confuses two different fictional alien species. Best of luck with your endeavor! May the shwartz be with you." MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAH Cheers, Brad __________________ President at MojoHost \| brad at mojohost dot com \| Skype MojoHostBrad 71 industry awards for hosting and professional excellence since 1999

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10-01-2002, 10:54 PM	#5
Brad Mitchell Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southfield, MI Posts: 9,812	It figures there are a bunch of Trekkie webmasters. lol I'm not a hater.. See, I sent him a nice E-mail Brad __________________ President at MojoHost \| brad at mojohost dot com \| Skype MojoHostBrad 71 industry awards for hosting and professional excellence since 1999

10-02-2002, 09:28 AM	#8
Dildozer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 7,519	Trekkies will one day rule the world so you might as well bow to them right away. I'm a trekkie and i get laid alot. Of course i'm not one of those hardcore freaks like you see in the movie "Trekkies" Those are some scary fucks. I don't think it would be a bad idea to do something like that and you might get more people looking for it than you might expect. I doubt paramount would let you do that without making you a very poor man very very fast though. __________________ Spam link here

10-01-2002, 10:52 PM	#2
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	Damn man why you gotta be hatin on the trekkies? Wtf did the geeks ever do to you?

10-01-2002, 10:56 PM	#6
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10-02-2002, 09:18 AM	#7
Brad Mitchell Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southfield, MI Posts: 9,812	Bump.

10-02-2002, 05:38 PM	#9
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10-02-2002, 05:44 PM	#10
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10-02-2002, 05:45 PM	#11
DatsMyStapler Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 125	fear lead to hate, hate lead to anger, anger lead to suffering __________________ SexyListX.com

10-02-2002, 05:51 PM	#12
Nina Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NYC Posts: 2,687	<img src="http://www.Nina-Knows-Best.com/pic_post/nina_SPOK.jpg" width="354" height="341"> There are A LOT of guys out there with that fantasy. But he's right, those girls would have to know their shit. Just curious, what's his site?

10-02-2002, 06:05 PM	#13
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10-02-2002, 06:13 PM	#14
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10-02-2002, 06:16 PM	#15
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10-02-2002, 06:41 PM	#18
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10-02-2002, 07:59 PM	#21
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10-02-2002, 09:18 PM	#25
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	I would call the trekkie phone sex line but my mom doesn't let me have a phone line down here in the basement.