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Brother Bilo 01-24-2008 09:29 AM

People with no common sense really piss me off. It's not cute, it's retarded.

People with their kids on leashes

When you're craving something all day and when you get home, you find out your roomate ate it. Damn, that one really pisses me.

CDSmith 01-24-2008 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Brother Bilo (Post 13691739)
When you're craving something all day and when you get home, you find out your roomate ate it. Damn, that one really pisses me.

I heard it's the leading cause of roommate death in North America.

tranza 01-24-2008 09:37 AM

People that make little noises while eating. That annoys me a lot!

:(

Sarah_Jayne 01-24-2008 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Tiffany Paris (Post 13691712)
OOH YES!!! I can't stand toast crumbs in the butter!!!

Honey on the toilet seat?:1orglaugh

Sometimes I am too afraid to ask.

CDSmith 01-24-2008 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 13691852)
Sometimes I am too afraid to ask.

People who sit in a fine restaurant and blow their nose into the linen napkin, then open it up and check it for chuncks.

Scott McD 01-24-2008 09:54 AM

Chicks that get boob jobs, then turn into the biggest pain in the ass ever !

I know a few girls around here who have had it done, and now they walk around thinking they are something special, and just act like fucking idiots in general.


A girl i've known for years got hers done 2 months ago. I can't believe how much her attitude to most things stinks now, compared to what it used to be. Dumb whore...

mrwilson 01-24-2008 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13691880)
People who sit in a fine restaurant and blow their nose into the linen napkin, then open it up and check it for chuncks.

I must admit i hate that too and people people who bite there finger nails and just spit them out :mad:

PB-Randy 01-24-2008 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Brother Bilo (Post 13691739)
People with no common sense really piss me off. It's not cute, it's retarded.

Thats a big one for me.

Also, people that are oblivious to the other people around them in public. It really can't be that hard to realize you're in the way of people trying to walk on the sidewalk, get on the subway or walk down an aisle of a store.

And don't get me started on common courtesy :disgust


Hmmmm, it does feel good to vent :winkwink:

Odie 01-24-2008 10:50 AM

People who stand on the left side of an escalator..it's just like when driving on the highway! MOVE OVER, you lazy fuck! and then when you say excuse me they look at you like you're crazy for walking down/up the escalator!

people who don't move when you say excuse me so you have to say it LOUDER!

people who run into you (shoulder check y0u) and don't say anything....ignorant bastards!

when you let someone in on the streets and they don't "wave" to say thank you.

Holly Lez! 01-24-2008 10:53 AM

I love CORN KITTY lol....

C_U_Next_Tuesday 01-24-2008 10:56 AM

Drunken rambling. I hate a drunk that will continue to ramble on just to hear themselves talk. I put my fingers in my ears and start singing really loud to myself.

Inconsideration of others is a major pet peeve. People who do stuff just to satisfy themselves no matter if it makes others uncomfortable or puts them out in any way.

People who whine about their bad life when its their fault they are in the mess they are.

Scapegoatism.

Stepping on wet carpet with clean socks on. I have all wood floors in my house for this reason.

testpie 01-24-2008 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by BigBen (Post 13690227)
-People that are always negative.

:Oh crap That's me out of the running then...

Tom_PM 01-24-2008 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Epoch Holly (Post 13692171)
I love CORN KITTY lol....

LOL glad I'm not the only one!:thumbsup

JamesK 01-24-2008 11:14 AM

- Beggars on the street. Fucking snakes asking for money or cigarettes, this city is filled with them.
- People who start fights randomly. Fuck off you idiots... go join fight club if you wanna fight. Go to a boxing school or something. I don't have the time or energy for that kind of childish bullshit.

There's a lot more but I'll save that for later.

Sarah_Jayne 01-24-2008 02:06 PM

Tonight it is when people write recipes but don't list all the needed ingredients in the ingredients list.

testpie 01-24-2008 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 13692267)
- Beggars on the street. Fucking snakes asking for money or cigarettes, this city is filled with them.

Allow me to append that with:
  • Beggars who sit near cash machines in some overly-optimistic hope that you'll get enough cash out for you, and then give them the change that is a 10/20/50 bill because they decided to sit near the bank

Peaches 01-24-2008 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 13693035)
Tonight it is when people write recipes but don't list all the needed ingredients in the ingredients list.

My mother is famous for having "A lump of oleo" in all her baking recipes. WTF is a lump? Plus so few people even know what oleo is any more, lol.

Sarah_Jayne 01-24-2008 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 13693417)
My mother is famous for having "A lump of oleo" in all her baking recipes. WTF is a lump? Plus so few people even know what oleo is any more, lol.

Funny you should mention oleo. I just finished a project of putting recipes online from a church cookbook printed in 1980 that my grandmother saved and gave to me when I got married. Most of the people that submitted recipes are related to me and the book is taking beating and I didn't want the recipes to get lost. Nearly every baking recipe lists oleo. I bet it felt very modern then too.

Kevin Cunningham 01-24-2008 03:46 PM

slow restaurant workers at lunch time.

Kevin Cunningham 01-24-2008 03:47 PM

slow workers in general.

CDSmith 01-24-2008 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday (Post 13692188)
Inconsideration of others is a major pet peeve. People who do stuff just to satisfy themselves no matter if it makes others uncomfortable or puts them out in any way.

You mean like... smokers? :pimp


I agree with you in full. OH, I have another one...

Radio DJ's who talk over the begining and end of songs. Hulk want to SMASH!! :mad:

jmcb420 01-24-2008 04:20 PM

i forgot one last night

ordering something in a resturaunt only to have the waiter or waitress return 15 minutes late to tell they dont have that.

happened to me today

Tiffany Paris 01-24-2008 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13691880)
People who sit in a fine restaurant and blow their nose into the linen napkin, then open it up and check it for chuncks.

Oh man, that's soo nasty but people do it all the time! Blow your nose in the bathroom people!!!!:mad:

NosMo 01-24-2008 05:28 PM

people who cough but can not seem to cover their fucking mouth....what is this the 3rd grade!!!

People who have private conversation in public.

people who are taking a shit in a public bathroom and are talking on the fucking phone. Who the fuck do you think you are!!! is that fucking phone call so fucking important! Its not like your trying to save the free world or something! your just a rude fuck and Yes I will fuck with you. Asshat!


NosMo

CDSmith 01-24-2008 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by NosMo (Post 13693943)
people who are taking a shit in a public bathroom and are talking on the fucking phone. Who the fuck do you think you are!!! is that fucking phone call so fucking important! Its not like your trying to save the free world or something! your just a rude fuck and Yes I will fuck with you. Asshat!

To that end, people who are taking a dump in a public restroom and won't give the guy in the next stall a courtesy flush.

:warning

papill0n 01-24-2008 07:06 PM

inconsiderate people and those with no manners

rowan 01-24-2008 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbal (Post 13691278)
people that type PROLLY instead of PROBABLY. I don't know what, but that bothers the shit out of me.

What about people who say it? I'm in Australia but I can think of one USA expat that says it :)

Sarah_Jayne 01-25-2008 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by NosMo (Post 13693943)
people who cough but can not seem to cover their fucking mouth....what is this the 3rd grade!!!

Yeah, that is a big one for me too.

Tiffany Paris 01-25-2008 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 13693035)
Tonight it is when people write recipes but don't list all the needed ingredients in the ingredients list.

I hear ya on that one!! :mad:

Tiffany Paris 01-25-2008 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 13695552)
Yeah, that is a big one for me too.

Yes, such a disgusting and rude habit.

Sarah_Jayne 01-25-2008 07:19 AM

Today it is driving instructors that quit the company and don't actually tell you so you wait out in the cold for a half hour waiting for them before you give up and call the company and find out.

NikKay 01-25-2008 10:19 AM

Off the top of my head:

Smoking in public
Negativity
Poor grammar
Girls that squat to pee and don't clean the seat
People that act stupid and proud of it
Generalizations
Bad teeth
Fat people who say I must starve myself to be the size I am
Slobs
Whining
Pill poppers
And the one that gets me on a nearly daily basis-
People that sit in the front of the right turning lane even though they have no intention of turning right and there was plenty of room for them in the middle lane!! I hate you and have to quell overwhelming urges to ram into the back of your car.

Brother Bilo 01-25-2008 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13693648)
Radio DJ's who talk over the begining and end of songs. Hulk want to SMASH!! :mad:

Oh that reminds me. I hate it when you flip channels in the middle of a song that you haven't heard before. It sounds cool and then they don't say who it was or what it was called. Damn, that really irritates me.

NikKay 01-25-2008 10:35 AM

Oh and people that sing over top of songs with different lyrics they think are funny... it's not funny and you're ruining the song!

royaljelly2 01-25-2008 10:43 AM

that cats shed
cat litter tracks
cold butter doesn't spread
doing the dishes
people who dont cover food in the microwave

Tom_PM 01-25-2008 10:46 AM

People who "need" their cell phone or other portable communicator. I'd guess 1% of people have an actual "need".

Telemarketers who INSIST that they can save me money.

Example 1: "We can save you 14% on your natural gas bill" "For how long?" "1 year" "Whats the rate after that?" "I dont know, it's a promotional offer.". "Dont fucking call me ever again".

Example 2:"We can cut your phone bill by 10% per month" "How much is it per month?" "$29.95" "I only pay $21 a month" "Ok sorry sir" "Dont fucking call me again"

Anyone who calls you and doesnt say who THEY are before asking who YOU are.
"Hello is this Thomas?" "Who's calling please?" "I'm calling for Thomas" "Yes I know that, and YOU are??????????????????????" "We can save you......" click

blah.

shekinah 01-25-2008 11:01 AM

I hate people saying offensive words to others.

Andy Servers4Less 01-25-2008 11:04 AM

People that walk slow and stop short in front of you. The rules to driving should apply to walking... god that pisses me off. I'm getting to the point of bumping into them on purpose :)

jollyperv 01-25-2008 11:07 AM

When someone walks around the house while brushing their teeth. My fucking GOD stand in front of the sink.

Paco, of Large Cash. 01-25-2008 11:13 AM

How could I forget, my cat

sniperwolf 01-25-2008 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13685957)
Hair on soap, any kind too.
Hair on my loofah sponge, any kind too.
Ketchup liquid like you describe with mustard (I do not get mustard liquid).
Crust on hot sauce bottles or other food bottles around the opening.
When labels fall off of canned goods that are regular shape and size.
Peoples cats shitting in my garden containers.
When making iced tea and you over steep it or whatever and it gets that walnut taste.
My DVR recording repeats of new shows even though I already recorded and watched them previously due to them showing more than once in a day or week.
Having to forcefully reboot my pc and then all the threads and shit I have read become marked as unread again.
Bottles of anything that have barely anything left but are so thick its next to impossible to get the remainder out.

Time to learn anger management! :1orglaugh

But those are sooo true! the toothpaste thing was one that boils my head sometimes! lol

Another thing was people who changes settings of my PC and even my phone. :mad:

JUSTB 01-25-2008 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by jollyperv (Post 13696742)
When someone walks around the house while brushing their teeth. My fucking GOD stand in front of the sink.

why does that bother you?
mine would be people who leave the water running the whole time they are brushing their teeth :winkwink:

Brother Bilo 01-25-2008 12:15 PM

People who teach but don't have the patience for it, especially when it involves something I have little or no experience with.

Sorry I'm not an expert like you, but isn't that why I'm asking you the questions? Fuck.

Like people that work in IT departments. Jesus, I've never wanted to reach through a phone and strangle someone more than trying to work out a computer issue.

NosMo 01-25-2008 12:21 PM

Well for today lets see.

Coworkers that turn on / off other peoples system after they have left for the day. regardless of what the computer was or was not doing. So thanks asshole for fucking up my 9 hour transfer that I was running at night to save time. I am sure the planet will be so much fucking cooler, now that I have to do it again...

People who just take shit out of the refrigerator and just leave it out on the counter....

NosMo

NikKay 01-25-2008 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by jollyperv (Post 13696742)
When someone walks around the house while brushing their teeth. My fucking GOD stand in front of the sink.

I do this; I can't stand just staring in the mirror the whole time. :upsidedow

Sarah_Jayne 01-25-2008 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by JUSTB (Post 13697052)
why does that bother you?
mine would be people who leave the water running the whole time they are brushing their teeth :winkwink:

I can sort of understand it..I think the implied threat of spitting would put me on edge a bit.

JUSTB 01-25-2008 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 13697690)
I can sort of understand it..I think the implied threat of spitting would put me on edge a bit.


I guess since it's my house I know I won't be spitting anywhere other than the sink
which brings up another pet peeve....people who don't rinse the sink after spitting!

Sarah_Jayne 01-25-2008 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by JUSTB (Post 13697723)
I guess since it's my house I know I won't be spitting anywhere other than the sink
which brings up another pet peeve....people who don't rinse the sink after spitting!

I think I would have to harm anybody that decided to randomly spit out toothpaste anywhere other than a sink in this house.

DatingGold 01-25-2008 03:13 PM

when I forget to charge my mouse and it keeps dying

DatingGold 01-25-2008 03:14 PM

when I accidently unplug my keyb


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