That erks me too.

also, when debating/having an intelligent argument, and everytime you respond with ration and reason you get the reply, "So, I don't care". Even Bush can come up with something better than that.

Pandora obviously wasnt a member of GFY....

Paper cuts, waiting at the ATM machine, thick cunts on quiz shows that are so dense they make Paris Hilton look like Stephen Hawking, and when having a sandwich made the person making it not cutting off the end piece so I dont get harder bread on one slice.

Oh and my local radio station always fuck up their adverts, they are playing one then another cuts right in. I actually listen to them now just so I can seethe in frustration at their lack of quality control and general ineptitude. Perhaps its a plan to wind up anally retentive people like me and force us to listen? I dunno it wouldnt surprise me...

Use of the phrase "very unique."

It's redundant.

it's either "unique" or it isn't.

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white people

women who dont fall for my seductive ways

People saying irregardless or suposebly.

I can't stand when people mount the toilet paper "backwards". Why the fuck would anyone think it makes sense to have the loose end hang down the back?

along the same lines...I get annoyed when people say things like 'I am a little bit devastated'. If you are devastated there is no 'little' about it.

we live in an apartment on the groundfloor,

everyday, the tenants on the (i dont know 2nd, 3rd or 4th floor) throws down their USED cotton buds on our pathway... fuck them... im very tempted to buy a wireless spy cam just to caught who it was.

People whom blame their vices (drug use etc) for their short-comings, or the error in/of THEIR ways, because they know right-wing wackos will gladly forgive them.

Example: the local drug dealer made me buy the drugs that made me kill that bitch. Yah, she was ex-wife. So??

Ditto that

are cotton buds tissues or kleenex?

We live in a block of two story apartments where each of them open up to an outdoor walkway. Our place is the one right next to the garbage shoot. Nearly every morning I wake up to somebody that has left a giant trash bag outside of the shoot. That bag was always going to be too big to go down the shoot (everybody else uses small garbage bags or re-uses plastic grocery bags) so they were never intending to actually put it down. Often they don't even tie it and then you have the threat of their rubbish spilling out on the walkway ..in the past when that has happened it has included a lot of old hair extensions.

I don't know exactly who it is doing that but if I ever am awake at the hour they do it and catch them they might get hurt.

q-tips ..ewww

ahahahaha AMEN! they actually think they are KOOL w/ their bluetooth! altho, I use my headset sometimes when i'm walking down the st on a call...helps keep my hands free or from getting cold!...it's -15 up here.

People who come to your house that don't take off their shoes! Just b/c I'm wearing shoes doesn't mean that YOU can! ( I have slippers or indoor shoes that I wear)...Why should I have to ASK?? You could have stepped in a pile of dog shit and puke before you walked into my house!

Knock-off hand bags....if you can't afford it...Don't rock it like you CAN!

People who drive in the left hand lane and don't move over...even after you have Hi-beamed them!

Fat people who bitch about being fat and roll their eyes when I talk about weightloss...as if I am naturally skinny!

People who hit me up on MYSPACE and send me pics of their penis'...DID I ASK you for it?? lmao



ooo Sarah, you opened pandora's box! lmao!

yep that's nastyyyyyy!!!!!!!!
But a cool name for Q-tips :winkwink:

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

And people who drive round for hours looking for the closest parking spot in the lot,. And especially the ones who wait with their turn signal on for 10 minutes as a family of 8 loads all of their groceries in just to take their spot... and I get stuck waiting behind them because they are right in the center of the lane so I can not get around on either side!
Ugh.

Naturally skinny chicks who flash their hi-beams while I'm tooling in the left lane at my own pace.

hehee j/k.

ahahahaha very funny Tom!:upsidedow

Now it is that one bit of popcorn kernel that has to get jammed up in my gums when I dare to make microwave popcorn.

people who pull out in front of you or pass you while driving and then slow down

when people ask questions they already know answers to

when people ask questions they can easily figure out themselves

when people ask the same question 3 different ways hoping to get a different answer


... im not in a very good people mood today :D

left lane drivers.

and thread starters. fuck those guys.

I could write an essay in this thread, but I'll start with this one. People who think margarine is a real food item annoy me.

Did someone mention Duke Dollars banner? LOL.

Good call. That fucking banner pisses me off. :mad:

The fact that I can't possibly use my blinkers to make a lane change, because that will prompt the guy further back in the lane I'm aiming for to downshift and hit the gas like a madman, so it is better that I do a surprise lane change in the name of driving safely.

People who don't pull over to drop people off or pick them up, even if there is room, forcing you to pass them on the opposing lane. Double points if the opposing lane is busy. Triple points if there are a hundred cars behind you as well.

People who, after years of these technologies being available, haven't grasped the concept of call waiting or vibrating cellphones. Like when you're chatting with a friend, and a call comes in and it's something important, you interrupt the friend and say "wait a second, I have another call coming in, I'll be right back in a sec" and they have absolutely no fucking idea what that means, and they hang up while you're on the other call, undoubtedly because they think you hung up on them. Or when a call interrupts you during a conversation, and you take a quick glance at your phone to see if it's something important (which is why you want vibrate in the first place -- so as not to interrupt unless it's important), realizing it's an important call, telling your friend "wait a sec, got a call," picking up the cellphone and answering the call, but your friend continues to talk as if nothing ever happened. Come to think of it I have some pretty dumb friends.

What do people actually do at ATMs while I'm waiting anyway? Oh, and when they call them ATM machines, that's annoying too since the M in ATM is Machine. Same goes for PIN number.

People who keep telling me that my car's shocks are no good, when the signs clearly point to the tired springs -- if my shocks really did suck, the ride would be springier. I mean, come on people, learn the basics of automotive suspension technologies. (OK that was a bit much) On the automotive standpoint, Hummer H2s in general. H1s I can heartily agree with. If you don't have enough money for an H1, don't spend it on a lame imitation -- many other vehicles kick so much more ass at the same price range than an H2. If you really want a massive, gigantic vehicle I'd have more respect if you bought a Ford Excursion.

Just because it's a small cigarette butt doesn't stop it from being littering. I'd love to collect the total amount of cigs that are dropped by a regular smoker, and dump them on his front lawn.

"The Duke, the Duke"

People who complain about shit! Where do they get off going on a rant anyway? :P

I'll come up with some more later.

You assholes have just reminded me of all the little things that annoy me - thanks ;)

• When you are waiting to cross a road and oncoming cars from each direction slow down - but not slow enough so you can cross - just in case you suddenly revert to being six and run out, when you could have made it easily across had they both been going at their usual speed
• People who treat busy city centre streets as their own personal footpath, choosing to cross into the path of you instead of walking on a fucking normal straight-path
• Misjudging a junction crossing, running across it because the little red man is on, only to find it turns green a second after you began your olympic cross-the-road-sprint
• Not being able to count change needed for an item fast enough in a store
• Not knowing where to look when ordering at a bar, only to completely miss the barmaid and have to wait some more

...and that's just today!

Fuck where to start.....
People fucking annoy me. all of them.
all so called experts that once they open their mouths insert both feet to the knees
All Politics
Fake Bitches
My roommate
Al Gore.


More later

NosMo

-People that talk to me while I'm going to the bathroom.
-People that are always negative.

People who don't know the difference between hydrogenated and non-hydrogenated margarine annoy me.

There's a movie called "High Strung" which is basically a guy (Steve Oedekerk) using all these little annoyances that come up in his daily life to trigger him into extended rants at the camera. Jim Carrey makes a token appearance as well as the "Biff" guy from back to the future. Rented it on video ages ago but I can't find it anywhere now... it's a great movie! :)

People who continue to talk to me long after i have started ignoring them.
When im on the phone and my girl comes in the room and starts talking to me like i should be able to pay attention to both conversations.
When my girl gets pissed at me for not listining to her when im on the phone.
Drunk people who have to touch you every fucking time they talk to you.
Fat people who eat like pigs then bitch that no matter what they do they cant lose weight.
Wiggers
People who type "lik dis" or "ima gangsta" and "sup wit dat shiz"
People who are constantly fucking late
Assholes who always have a fucking excuse for being assholes
anyone under 20 with 3 fucking kids
parents of pregnent 16 year old girls
The fucking HEAD-ON commercial makes me wanna shoot the fucking tv
The new music they have on the radio sucks balls
When the girl at the McDonalds drive through hands me my coffee like I just ruined her fucking day by going through the fucking drive through.
Britney Spears, Period
When someone calls me then puts me on hold...........
The bitch at the post office who waits 5 minutes between customers before saying next.
assholes. assholes. assholes.
When i HAD (past tense) AOL, called customer support, and got someone from fucking india.
And my number 1: WHEN I SHAKE THE KETCHUP AND GET IT ALL OVER BECAUSE SOME DICK DIDN'T TIGHTEN THE FUCKING CAP.

Thank you for letting me vent. I needed that.

I can't stand homes and businesses without address numbers I you can see from the street.

I hate it when people leave the last couple of squares of toilet paper on the roll rather than use them and changing the roll.
I can't stand people who don't follow the "no double dipping" rule when sharing chips and dip.
There are so many more things that bug the hell out of me but there's just to many to list.

People in crowded places like Costco or Ikea with a huge fucking cart and four or five kids who just stop and get a sample completely oblivious that they have jacked up traffic flow for everyone. I want to bash my cart into their achilles as hard as I can......maybe even take out a kid or two.

I also hate it when there is no hook to hang a purse in a womens bathroom so you have to try and hold your purse in your teeth or hang it around your neck while you hover!

Sort of like the mustard thing, I hate the smegma that is left on prepackaged lunch meat, gross! I have to wipe it off with a paper towel and put it in a new ziploc.

but if I didn't know that I would be even fatter than I am now and that would annoy other people

I am with you on the carts. Just last night, after the mustard thing, I went on a supermarket run for dog food and I couldn't get down the aisle because a woman had blocked the entire pathway with her cart and her kid was in it so I couldn't go through without knocking it and scaring the kid. I stood there politely for about three minutes waiting for her to move. I should be more rud sometimes.

My neighbor I want to pull a gun on his head grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

sounds more than something tiny

When you get, what is ment to be a clean spoon from the draw out to eat your lunch with..
And half way thru eating you realise theres some kind of dried green left over food on it from where the dishwasher left it on there..
YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

people that type PROLLY instead of PROBABLY. I don't know what, but that bothers the shit out of me.

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Peanut Butter in my jelly jar.
Jelly in my Peanut Butter jar.

Toast crumbs in the butter.
Honey on the toilet seat.

OOH YES!!! I can't stand toast crumbs in the butter!!!

Honey on the toilet seat?:1orglaugh

Don't get me started. How about grilled cheese in the VCR?

burrs in the dog's fur

and people with buck teeth that look like they could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.


Had enuff? :D