RANT: Some women are just hahahahaS - GoFuckYourself.com

dnsmonster · 10-02-2002, 07:11 PM

So check this shit out. My g/f and I had a two year relationship that went kinda sour since I had to move away and she "could not live there." She visted me often and everything seemed allright. Anyways, I came back and we decided to give it another try and it kinda picked up. I was feeling comfortable again. Then, about a month ago she totally cut off all communication with me. Yesterday I get an anonymous email saying that she had been seen with her ex, the asshole she broke up with to be with me. Well, I bring it up, she goes "uhh ohh I was gonna tell you we're dating." I pretty much politely asked her to disappear from my life but being pissed I keep digging for info and find out that she's getting married in November.

I swear if not for sex I'd hunt women with a baseball bat.

Cogitator · 10-02-2002, 07:14 PM

Tell her "ex" you've been fucking like weasels since you've been back.

Kanoealoha · 10-02-2002, 07:16 PM

As a woman...i will say
Women (some) are downright bitches and shady.

Be glad you found out her true colors.

The Machine · 10-02-2002, 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by Cogitator
Tell her "ex" you've been fucking like weasels since you've been back.

good idea

Fro · 10-02-2002, 07:23 PM

You must move on, brother. And fast!

Go get laid this weekend! Better yet, go get laid tomorrow night. Isn't it "college night" at most bars on Thursday night?

salsbury · 10-02-2002, 08:11 PM

i like to put my hoo hoo dilly in her cha cha

Dildozer · 10-02-2002, 08:14 PM

Women can be bitches
Wreck her wedding, it's every woman's soft spot, the fuckin wedding. Order pizzas to the church, call a fire alarm, pay the musician to play the wrong tune, etc...

corvo · 10-02-2002, 08:17 PM

the best thing you can do is to get out and fuck other chicks.
all women are not bitchs. the same way that all guys are not pricks.

to go back to an ex, and marry him so soon, she must be a bit of an idiot anyway, she isn't worth any more of your time

Pipecrew · 10-02-2002, 08:21 PM

Willing to bet she sent the anonymous email

dnsmonster · 10-02-2002, 08:41 PM

The wedding is at the beach. So I thought if I was going to be totally evil, I'd hire a big-ass helicopter, wire up some massive speakers to it and fly over the beach playing Wagner's "Ride of Valkyries"... just like they did in Apocalypse Now! Too bad not a single pilot would agree to do such thing. I'd hire a camera man too 'cause I am sure that video would be worth some money. On the other hand, is the bitch really worth the expense?

scorpy · 10-02-2002, 08:44 PM

Quote:

I swear if not for sex I'd hunt women with a baseball bat.

corvo · 10-02-2002, 09:13 PM

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Originally posted by dnsmonster
The wedding is at the beach. So I thought if I was going to be totally evil, I'd hire a big-ass helicopter, wire up some massive speakers to it and fly over the beach playing Wagner's "Ride of Valkyries"... just like they did in Apocalypse Now! Too bad not a single pilot would agree to do such thing. I'd hire a camera man too 'cause I am sure that video would be worth some money. On the other hand, is the bitch really worth the expense?

if you can figure out a way to turn that video into money

or just send it into funniest videos or something

Lexxx · 10-02-2002, 09:29 PM

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Originally posted by dnsmonster

I swear if not for sex I'd hunt women with a baseball bat.

I'd keep you company...

but the sex...

10-02-2002, 07:11 PM	#1
dnsmonster Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A warm place. Posts: 634	RANT: Some women are just hahahahaS So check this shit out. My g/f and I had a two year relationship that went kinda sour since I had to move away and she "could not live there." She visted me often and everything seemed allright. Anyways, I came back and we decided to give it another try and it kinda picked up. I was feeling comfortable again. Then, about a month ago she totally cut off all communication with me. Yesterday I get an anonymous email saying that she had been seen with her ex, the asshole she broke up with to be with me. Well, I bring it up, she goes "uhh ohh I was gonna tell you we're dating." I pretty much politely asked her to disappear from my life but being pissed I keep digging for info and find out that she's getting married in November. I swear if not for sex I'd hunt women with a baseball bat. __________________ I couldn't possibly know what I'm talking about, I'm completely, absolutely and definitively out of my fucking mind.

10-02-2002, 07:14 PM	#2
Cogitator Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 672	Tell her "ex" you've been fucking like weasels since you've been back. __________________ - this space intentionally left blank -

10-02-2002, 07:23 PM	#5
Fro Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Mee-chi-gaan Posts: 709	You must move on, brother. And fast! Go get laid this weekend! Better yet, go get laid tomorrow night. Isn't it "college night" at most bars on Thursday night? __________________ I miss [Labret].

10-02-2002, 08:11 PM	#6
salsbury Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,070	i like to put my hoo hoo dilly in her cha cha __________________

10-02-2002, 08:14 PM	#7
Dildozer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 7,519	Women can be bitches Wreck her wedding, it's every woman's soft spot, the fuckin wedding. Order pizzas to the church, call a fire alarm, pay the musician to play the wrong tune, etc... __________________ Spam link here

10-02-2002, 07:16 PM	#3
Kanoealoha Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Happy Valley Posts: 1,261	As a woman...i will say Women (some) are downright bitches and shady. Be glad you found out her true colors.

10-02-2002, 08:17 PM	#8
corvo Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 253	the best thing you can do is to get out and fuck other chicks. all women are not bitchs. the same way that all guys are not pricks. to go back to an ex, and marry him so soon, she must be a bit of an idiot anyway, she isn't worth any more of your time __________________ <a href="http://www.liondollars.com/"></a><br> Corvo.....

10-02-2002, 08:21 PM	#9
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Willing to bet she sent the anonymous email

10-02-2002, 08:41 PM	#10
dnsmonster Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A warm place. Posts: 634	The wedding is at the beach. So I thought if I was going to be totally evil, I'd hire a big-ass helicopter, wire up some massive speakers to it and fly over the beach playing Wagner's "Ride of Valkyries"... just like they did in Apocalypse Now! Too bad not a single pilot would agree to do such thing. I'd hire a camera man too 'cause I am sure that video would be worth some money. On the other hand, is the bitch really worth the expense? __________________ I couldn't possibly know what I'm talking about, I'm completely, absolutely and definitively out of my fucking mind. Last edited by dnsmonster; 10-02-2002 at 08:43 PM..