RANT: Some women are just hahahahaS
 

So check this shit out. My g/f and I had a two year relationship that went kinda sour since I had to move away and she "could not live there." She visted me often and everything seemed allright. Anyways, I came back and we decided to give it another try and it kinda picked up. I was feeling comfortable again. Then, about a month ago she totally cut off all communication with me. Yesterday I get an anonymous email saying that she had been seen with her ex, the asshole she broke up with to be with me. Well, I bring it up, she goes "uhh ohh I was gonna tell you we're dating." I pretty much politely asked her to disappear from my life but being pissed I keep digging for info and find out that she's getting married in November.

I swear if not for sex I'd hunt women with a baseball bat.

Tell her "ex" you've been fucking like weasels since you've been back. :Graucho

As a woman...i will say
Women (some) are downright bitches and shady.

Be glad you found out her true colors.

good idea

You must move on, brother. And fast!

Go get laid this weekend! Better yet, go get laid tomorrow night. Isn't it "college night" at most bars on Thursday night?

i like to put my hoo hoo dilly in her cha cha

Women can be bitches
Wreck her wedding, it's every woman's soft spot, the fuckin wedding. Order pizzas to the church, call a fire alarm, pay the musician to play the wrong tune, etc...

the best thing you can do is to get out and fuck other chicks.
all women are not bitchs. the same way that all guys are not pricks.

to go back to an ex, and marry him so soon, she must be a bit of an idiot anyway, she isn't worth any more of your time :)

Willing to bet she sent the anonymous email

The wedding is at the beach. So I thought if I was going to be totally evil, I'd hire a big-ass helicopter, wire up some massive speakers to it and fly over the beach playing Wagner's "Ride of Valkyries"... just like they did in Apocalypse Now! Too bad not a single pilot would agree to do such thing. I'd hire a camera man too 'cause I am sure that video would be worth some money. On the other hand, is the bitch really worth the expense?

:thumbsup

if you can figure out a way to turn that video into money :)
or just send it into funniest videos or something

I'd keep you company... :ak47:

but the sex... :thumbsup