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Old 01-19-2008, 12:03 AM   #1
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The story of how I shit my pants at Ward Center last month
My girlfriend was coming up the escalator behind me and I tried to rip a killer fart in her face. And thats when disaster struck in the form of a premature turd.
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Old 01-19-2008, 12:03 AM   #2
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My girlfriend was coming up the escalator behind me and I tried to rip a killer fart in her face. And thats when disaster struck in the form of a premature turd.
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Old 01-19-2008, 12:04 AM   #3
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That was her reaction as well, and even now.
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Old 01-19-2008, 12:06 AM   #4
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Have you ever farted, but then instead diarrhea came out? that's even hotter!
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Old 01-19-2008, 12:08 AM   #5
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I thought of you the other day when I had a sudden craving for Manapua.



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Old 01-19-2008, 12:09 AM   #6
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WTF is wrong with me, talking about food in a poo thread
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Old 01-19-2008, 12:19 AM   #7
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I thought of you the other day when I had a sudden craving for Manapua.



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I am actually not sure if I've ever had that or not.
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Old 01-19-2008, 12:20 AM   #8
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WTF is wrong with me, talking about food in a poo thread
I am actually hungry for chocolate now.
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Old 01-19-2008, 12:21 AM   #9
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Have you ever farted, but then instead diarrhea came out? that's even hotter!
Yeah, but I am usually careful about that, I've been caught off guard too many times.
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Old 01-19-2008, 12:33 AM   #10
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I am actually not sure if I've ever had that or not.
You have never had manapua? Get some while they are hot, let me know.
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Old 01-19-2008, 12:42 AM   #11
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You have never had manapua? Get some while they are hot, let me know.
They look famailar and I've definitely heard of them, but I am not sure that I've ever actually had one. What are they made out of?

Malasadas on the other hand, I can't get enough of those.
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Old 01-19-2008, 10:42 AM   #12
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Well done! Did you enjoy it? Please post more details, and also, if possible, some pics?

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My girlfriend was coming up the escalator behind me and I tried to rip a killer fart in her face. And thats when disaster struck in the form of a premature turd.


now that's fucking funny
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