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Shoehorn! 01-19-2008 12:03 AM

The story of how I shit my pants at Ward Center last month
 
My girlfriend was coming up the escalator behind me and I tried to rip a killer fart in her face. And thats when disaster struck in the form of a premature turd.

L-Pink 01-19-2008 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn! (Post 13669137)
My girlfriend was coming up the escalator behind me and I tried to rip a killer fart in her face. And thats when disaster struck in the form of a premature turd.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Shoehorn! 01-19-2008 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 13669139)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

That was her reaction as well, and even now. :Oh crap

bausch 01-19-2008 12:06 AM

Have you ever farted, but then instead diarrhea came out? that's even hotter!

L-Pink 01-19-2008 12:08 AM

I thought of you the other day when I had a sudden craving for Manapua.

http://www.imagefilez.com/out.php/i2...manapuabox.jpg

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L-Pink 01-19-2008 12:09 AM

WTF is wrong with me, talking about food in a poo thread :Oh crap

Shoehorn! 01-19-2008 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 13669151)
I thought of you the other day when I had a sudden craving for Manapua.

http://www.imagefilez.com/out.php/i2...manapuabox.jpg

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I am actually not sure if I've ever had that or not.

Shoehorn! 01-19-2008 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 13669153)
WTF is wrong with me, talking about food in a poo thread :Oh crap

I am actually hungry for chocolate now. :Oh crap

Shoehorn! 01-19-2008 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch (Post 13669146)
Have you ever farted, but then instead diarrhea came out? that's even hotter!

Yeah, but I am usually careful about that, I've been caught off guard too many times.

L-Pink 01-19-2008 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn! (Post 13669175)
I am actually not sure if I've ever had that or not.

You have never had manapua? Get some while they are hot, let me know.

Shoehorn! 01-19-2008 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 13669206)
You have never had manapua? Get some while they are hot, let me know.

They look famailar and I've definitely heard of them, but I am not sure that I've ever actually had one. What are they made out of?

Malasadas on the other hand, I can't get enough of those.

bobby666 01-19-2008 10:42 AM

life hurts sometimes....

C_U_Next_Tuesday 01-19-2008 11:22 AM

Best thread this week! :1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 01-19-2008 11:29 AM

Well done! Did you enjoy it? Please post more details, and also, if possible, some pics?

I like poo

stickyfingerz 01-19-2008 11:31 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Oh Shoe... lol

cranki 01-19-2008 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoehorn! (Post 13669137)
My girlfriend was coming up the escalator behind me and I tried to rip a killer fart in her face. And thats when disaster struck in the form of a premature turd.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

now that's fucking funny :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

DaddyHalbucks 01-19-2008 11:33 AM

Sounds like a mess.

ultimatebbwdotcom 01-19-2008 12:06 PM

Top quality entertainment.......bravo!!!! (polite golf clap)


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