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Grow a pair of balls, there's a million hot girls out there, if she is a stripper or even a civilian girl, you should have at least tried to get some pussy, she expects it after all. And if she doesn't put out, don't waste your time with her, go hang out with another girl who actually might dig you.

Just because she's a stripper doesn't mean she's a slut who will fuck any one ...

a lot of guys make that mistake. And find a club bouncer coming down on them with a hard hand to the face.

If he let the bouncer spend the night along with the stripper at his house he is even a bigger closet case than first suggested.

First thing's first. Go make a list of the missing valuables. Double check everything.

LOL a stripper spends the night and you dont even SLEEP in the same bed. You serious? Tell her in the morning, sorry, I was nervous last night because i wanted to fuck your brains out and never hooked up with a stripper before, lets do it before you leave.....

Look, if you did not try to kiss her, you cannot sit here and talk about why she hasnt had sex with you yet. A LOT of women are NEVER going to make a first move. They believe the man should do the "work" to "get" the girl. So go try and kiss her, if she punches you stop.

You're going to regret not making a move for the rest of your life

Word!

I was warned by another stripper that I would need to watch for that shit.


She didn't steal anything.



And she is fucking HOT AS FUCK!!!

I think I agree with you!


If I get punched or stabbed I will come looking for you!



If I score, I will congratulate you!




Ga ga!

I pray that you are wrong!

Maybe I can get another chance????


Then I can dream about her for the rest of my life!



Help me dude, I need some help!

Wise words! I need to grow a pair!


What is worse, suffering from not making a move or making a move and being told that you are not welcomed to take advances?


I think it would hurt a lot less to know that you tried and failed than to have never tried.



Fuck!

I was using guys at a club hitting on strippers as an example :) I doubt he's got a bouncer at the end of her bed ...

Mind you ... :/

No, I just mean, she's dancing because ... well, maybe she's good at dancing, enjoys it, is comfortable in her body, appreciates her body, and knows she can happily make money from showing her body ... that doesn't automatically mean she wants to fuck everyone she meets ... :)

quoted for truth

Check again. These types of girls are professionals at stealing without getting caught.
WG

You didn't even TRY to make a move on a stripper who had too much to drink who is crashing by your place? :(

It's probably a lil late now, but you have to at least try. Worst case scenario is that she says "no" and you drop it.

I'll add :2 cents: more to that pot

Yup. I lost a camera to one. Didn't even notice for a few days. If you play with fire ...

Poor girl went home wondering what is wrong with her. You just added her to self-esteem issues.

At least become friends with her at this point. She has hot stripper friends.

nah, u were a gentleman, and any girl would appreciate it

are you scottybuzz posting from a fake nic?

you think she is shy?

would shy chick stay at a random guys house who works in the adult industry?!!?!!

Strippers are used to guys giving them everything to sleep with them.

Giving her your room was just a bad idea, you should have told her to sleep next to you lol

Oh well now it's already too late anyways.

Don't ever tell her she's beautiful or stuff like that. Just ignore the fact that she's more beautiful then other girls and treat her like a friend, not a peice of ass.

She'll wonder what's wrong with you and she'll try to see if she has a chance. That's the best way to fuck strippers. They love attention so much that when they don't have it, they find a way to get it.

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asking on GFY for advice about strippers...funny. Strippers are people too.. just like all these porn girls. There are good, there are bad.

If she wants to fuck you..she will..plain and simple.

:1orglaugh:helpme:thumbsup

lol, nope, I ´m a webmistress...( diff POV )

I am a nice guy. I wouldn't take advantage of a wounded duck for my own pleasure. This girl is a nice girl. I don't know her history, but she seems like a decent girl.

I would rather be too cautious than to be too aggressive. She deserves better.


God damn I want to lick her naked body, but . . . . only if she wants me to lick her naked body!



Stripper love is good love?

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So he liked the stripper...........he might have been a pure and innocent virgin

I think this stripper is different.


I did trust a stripper enough to pay her cell phone bill once. She gave me her phone and I paid with my credit card (over her phone).

Guess what, after four or five months, she decided to continue to charge her cell phone bill to my Credit Card using the info I provided that one time.

Shit fuck, after a while I noticed $1300 in charges that were her cell phone bills. After I called her and asked, WHAT THE FUCK, she promised to pay back the money. I know her real name and all and she was honestly going to make an attempt at paying me back.


I'm such a sucker that I told her to forget it.

FUCK I AM A SUCKER!

But this other stripper has never tried to steal from me. She has tried to get me to tip her at the club, and take her shopping. But, even when I don't . . . . . she still wants to hang out with me. She has even asked me Why I like her. I just do.

She is wise beyond her years and she is HOT beyond her years!

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God damn.

Do you realize how pathetic you are?

this worthless is thread without her picz

You're a bigger idiot than I thought...
WG

wow... i actually feel like i am totally eavesdropping in on dude talk :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

if she wanted you obviously she would have hinted more at it as well..... it is what it is dude you are a place to crash for the moment and nothing more

:2 cents:

My thought exactly, and more so that he posted on this forum about it knowing damn well what people will say..:1orglaugh

1) Don't tell her she's beautiful. She hears it a few thousand times/day. She doesn't need for you to say it, too.

2) She's a stripper at WORK! When she's not at work, she's a person. Have you ever had a female friend?

3) She's given you trust. Don't break it. It's not easily given and especially from someone in her line of work!

4) Chill out dude. Let her make the first move.

ditto, if you like her

This thread is hilarious.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

This thread delivers :thumbsup Fucking funny.

This is a funny ass thread.

Oh for FUCK SAKE! :anon What the fuck is wrong with you?

Nice fake nic Juicy

Sounds like she's using you. Calling you up asking to spend the night coz she doesn't want to payf or a hotel room... Sucker.

I smell fake drama and troll :1orglaugh

No doubt.... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The fact is, when you get a girl home, she's about 10x more likely to fuck you than if she's out in the 'club'

END.

I'm not sure!

Just tonight I was walking through a grocery store parking lot and a car pulled up with two young girls in it. One hot, the other . . . not. They asked for $1.00 for gas because they were about to run out.

I started laughing at them. They said, "No seriously, look at the gas gauge, we are OUT."

I just kept laughing. I didn't need to look, I could tell they were truly embarrassed at having to ask for money. I gave them $5. They were very appreciative. Sucker? Maybe?

I couldn't refuse to help these strangers!