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voa · 01-18-2008, 05:48 AM

Looking like big bet, good luck with this one.

gideongallery · 01-18-2008, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by SuzzyQ

Metaman,
WWF is so fake its not funny. EVERYTHING is scripted. EVERY camera angle has been worked out in advance. EVERY DVE move is worked out. EVERYTHING!. Have you noticed they never show closeups of the 'wrestlers' getting hit?. Have you noticed when someone gets hit, its your classic 'i just got hit' acting school move?.

The posting that goes into WWE is very time consuming. Thats why it looks real. They have some of the best editors in the industry working their. Their production suites are worth over a million bucks each. Their post house runs 24/7. They use toys in post that you cant begin to imagine. Top of the line equipment all through the place. And having over 50 Digital Beta decks in their tape room ensures that they can make multiple pass's with no degregation in quality.

Do you want to know how I know this? Stan (my future husband) worked at WWF/WWE in their post house for a few years. He has seen every trick they use. They are located in Stamford, CT. About 2 miles from home.

Sorry dude, its all fake and scripted. Why do you think the company that owns WWF is called WWE?. They 'E' is for entertainment.

Sorry to break you the news. Its fake. This info comes from someone who worked at WWF/WWE.

i suggest you talk to your future husband because again because there is a significant different between staged and fake.

ask the WWE lawyers in the wrongful death suit for owen hart, they settled big time specifically because when the stunt man association cleared him for the stunt it was without the cape and the mask (unobstructed view ala shawn micheals) and he fell to his death because when he did the stunt live and his cape got caught in the zip harness.

Like professional stunt men like Jackie Chan, Samo Hung there stunts are real but staged. When Jackie chan broke his foot in supercop, or in the cracked ribs in RIB. When the hell in the cell roof broke and mick foley fell 20 feet to the mat, that was just as real as jackie chan's injury.

CDSmith · 01-18-2008, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by gideongallery

i suggest you talk to your future husband because again because there is a significant different between staged and fake.

ask the WWE lawyers in the wrongful death suit for owen hart, they settled big time specifically because when the stunt man association cleared him for the stunt it was without the cape and the mask (unobstructed view ala shawn micheals) and he fell to his death because when he did the stunt live and his cape got caught in the zip harness.

Like professional stunt men like Jackie Chan, Samo Hung there stunts are real but staged. When Jackie chan broke his foot in supercop, or in the cracked ribs in RIB. When the hell in the cell roof broke and mick foley fell 20 feet to the mat, that was just as real as jackie chan's injury.

Stunts are real, but the matches and all the moves throughout the matches are scripted and pre-rehearsed.

This I know firsthand, not an opinion.

Varius · 01-18-2008, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by CarolCox

Those are just standard off-the-shelf folding chairs. Just like the tables they go through are real and unaltered (it breaks the fall and doesn't hurt at all....even I was put through a couple)

We happen to own the largest Indy Wrestling company in Canada, that is well known to all Indy wrestling fans. We are a extreme hard-core Fed, similar to the old ECW. Much better than that boring old WWE ;)

Carol xoxoxo

IWS definitely rocks

It's good to see some of your guys moving up though into Ring of Honor and Japan...

chopstick · 01-18-2008, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Andiz

This means you lose, and it's fake.

Saturday Feb 2nd Brock Lesnar is going to fight Frank Mir in UFC 81. Anyone who knows anything about fighting knows that the MMA is real fighting.

The president of the UFC, Dana White, told Brock that if you're gonna come in here and fight you're gonna fight "real guys" and Brock wanted that. Apparently "superstar" Brock Lesnar is tired of pretending. To to 81.ufc.com and watch the footage for yourself.

nico-t · 01-18-2008, 09:21 AM

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Scott McD · 01-18-2008, 10:26 AM

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Excellent !!

thricer · 01-18-2008, 10:33 AM

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SuzzyQ · 01-18-2008, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

What did your husband do? Did he work in production?

Doom,
I did maintenance on all the equipment. The tape machines, switchers, editing shit and pretty much everything in the place. I grew to love working on their digital beta machines and GVG switchers.Those are fun to work on. I was sent on a few remotes, did 2 of those wrestlemania gigs.

Its insane how much production goes on with those shows. The posting is even more insane. It takes about 3 days to go through all the raw tapes and another 2 days to post it all. It was a pretty sweet gig but the deadlines were stressful at times.

I still freelance their now and then. Im more than happy to take $$$ to babysit. Its free money.... Speaking of free money-

Hey Metaman, When will I be seeing that $10K?

Profits of Doom · 01-18-2008, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by SuzzyQ

Doom,
I did maintenance on all the equipment. The tape machines, switchers, editing shit and pretty much everything in the place. I grew to love working on their digital beta machines and GVG switchers.Those are fun to work on. I was sent on a few remotes, did 2 of those wrestlemania gigs.

Its insane how much production goes on with those shows. The posting is even more insane. It takes about 3 days to go through all the raw tapes and another 2 days to post it all. It was a pretty sweet gig but the deadlines were stressful at times.

I still freelance their now and then. Im more than happy to take $$$ to babysit. Its free money.... Speaking of free money-

Hey Metaman, When will I be seeing that $10K?

That does sound like a sweet gig. I used to do promotional work for the original ECW and I had the opportunity to work for them full-time, but I had a fantastic career at the time that I wasn't willing to leave. My old roommate wrestled for them and I usually went on the road with him on weekends when I could, and that ended up translating into a pretty solid side gig with them. It was a lot of fun and some of the best memories of my life...

Semi-Retired-Dave · 01-18-2008, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by starpimps

world wildlife foundation is 100% real

What he said.

MetaMan · 01-18-2008, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by chopstick

This means you lose, and it's fake.

Saturday Feb 2nd Brock Lesnar is going to fight Frank Mir in UFC 81. Anyone who knows anything about fighting knows that the MMA is real fighting.

The president of the UFC, Dana White, told Brock that if you're gonna come in here and fight you're gonna fight "real guys" and Brock wanted that. Apparently "superstar" Brock Lesnar is tired of pretending. To to 81.ufc.com and watch the footage for yourself.

UFC is the most phony fucking thing around, these guys sit around hugging all day and it's more set up than boxing.

Bryan G · 01-18-2008, 12:30 PM

Guys,

he's pulling you leg for fuck sake LOL

D · 01-18-2008, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by evildick

I recently attended a meeting where I tried to reassure people that it is real. I got a little choked up but I think I got my message across.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1644737

kmanrox · 01-18-2008, 12:57 PM

funny to see ppl here who seriously think its real

re: your bet not only is the WWF (tm) real, it is the World Wildlife Fund and it took the trademark back from the original WWF quite some time ago, it's now WWE, so you, in fact, lost the bet.

am i the only one who has seen the documentaries of Wrestling schools? I saw John Cena go thru his wrestling college and getting taught how to pull off the moves properly etc...

polle54 · 01-18-2008, 01:07 PM

Jesus christ...

I mean it's a common fact that Metaman is kinda stupid but not stupid enough to believe wrestling is real, how the fuck come that 10+ people here tries to prove him wrong?

I am guessing some GFY'ers are seeing a chance to show off some sort of knowledge at least that in all their exitement they fail to see it's a joke....

gideongallery · 01-18-2008, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Stunts are real, but the matches and all the moves throughout the matches are scripted and pre-rehearsed.

This I know firsthand, not an opinion.

do you really think that when jackie chan does on of his fight scenes it is not scripted and reheased to death. The fight scene that he did in around the world in 80 days which was a lot of flurish took 2 MONTHS of planning.

stunts are stage and pre-rehearsed but are still real, you can get seriously hurt

Wrestling is exactly the same thing, they plan out the fight, define the outcome, and use props to minimize the impact but they are still real potentially bone crushing events.

Mick foley lost a ear because the ring ropes were to tight in a hangman
owen hart died because his zipline got caught

chris candino died from complications from a broken leg

hell in the undertaker vs mankind hell in the cell match, the top of the cell broke and mike foley fell to the ring getting a concussion and losing most of his front teeth because the chair fell after him.

MetaMan · 01-18-2008, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by polle54

I am guessing some GFY'ers are seeing a chance to show off some sort of knowledge at least that in all their exitement they fail to see it's a joke....

o this is no joke, ill be busy getting paid and laid, while you are busy being broke choking on dicks.

UniqueD · 01-18-2008, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

o this is no joke, ill be busy getting paid and laid, while you are busy being broke choking on dicks.

How do you find time for Wrestling and money making, between all your 5 hour love making sessions?

MetaMan · 01-18-2008, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by UniqueD

How do you find time for Wrestling and money making, between all your 5 hour love making sessions?

i am an amazing man, i workout lots so i have constant energy,
NO EXCUSES

01-18-2008, 12:30 PM	#63
Bryan G Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,338	Guys, he's pulling you leg for fuck sake LOL __________________ Bryan skype: bryan.glass3 \| ICQ 302999591

01-18-2008, 12:57 PM	#65
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	funny to see ppl here who seriously think its real re: your bet not only is the WWF (tm) real, it is the World Wildlife Fund and it took the trademark back from the original WWF quite some time ago, it's now WWE, so you, in fact, lost the bet. am i the only one who has seen the documentaries of Wrestling schools? I saw John Cena go thru his wrestling college and getting taught how to pull off the moves properly etc... __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

01-18-2008, 01:07 PM	#66
polle54 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Beach Posts: 4,626	Jesus christ... I mean it's a common fact that Metaman is kinda stupid but not stupid enough to believe wrestling is real, how the fuck come that 10+ people here tries to prove him wrong? I am guessing some GFY'ers are seeing a chance to show off some sort of knowledge at least that in all their exitement they fail to see it's a joke.... __________________ ICQ# 143561781

01-18-2008, 05:48 AM	#51
voa Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 16,532	Looking like big bet, good luck with this one.