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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-17-2008, 06:53 AM

It's true...

At 39 years old, Traci Lords has been cast in the lead role of Kevin Smith's new movie titled, "Zack & Miri Make a Porno".

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Zack & Miri Make a Porno centers around two lifelong friends -- Zack and Miri -- who after finding themselves deep in debt, enlist their friends to make a pornographic movie with the goal of earning some quick cash.

Seth Rogan is also in on this one, so it should be hilarious if nothing else...

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StuartD · 01-17-2008, 06:54 AM

Does she play a 16 year old in the film?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-17-2008, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

Does she play a 16 year old in the film?

Knowing Smith's irreverent style, I expect some sort of references to Traci's past to pop up. Hopefully she doesn't end up costing him a lot of money, like she did the adult industry back in the day.

Here are some captures from her only legal porno flick:

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GatorB · 01-17-2008, 07:03 AM

She should have got back in porn after turning 18 instead of just making one porno. It's not like she's been a huge mainstream star. Most of her roles have been small bits and she only gets those because of her past reputation. Dirctors are like "Let's that that chick that made pornos when she was 16. That'll get us an audience." Kind of sick thinking if you ask me. What roles is she going to get when she's 50 when she can't act and most people weren't old enough to even have seen any of her pornos? And really who wants to see a 50 year old former porn star act anyways?

Sarah_Jayne · 01-17-2008, 07:43 AM

I will go see it because I am a Kevin Smith fan but I might mutter under my breath when she comes on.

nico-t · 01-17-2008, 08:05 AM

imd says its an actress named Elizabeth Banks
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1007028/

MattO · 01-17-2008, 08:12 AM

About 9 years ago I was co-writing an indie film and we were in talks with Traci about being in it, and her demands were so ridiculous that we stopped trying to hire her.

LiveDose · 01-17-2008, 08:21 AM

They always come back.

CaptainHowdy · 01-17-2008, 08:27 AM

She sucks at acting...

Scott McD · 01-17-2008, 08:28 AM

Pretty hot for a 39 year old !!

sinclair · 01-17-2008, 09:24 AM

I wish Jenna, could have aged that gracefully.

Sinclair

Rochard · 01-17-2008, 10:36 AM

I think the entire industry should do everything in their power to prevent this movie from happening.

Traci Lords is a fucking whore. She blames everything wrong with her life on the adult industry, yet if you read her book it seems her problems started long before she knew what porn was.

Using fake ID she got from the state of California, she reinvented child porn as we know it. She destroyed many lives and at the end of the day was the only one who didn't get into trouble. We now have 2257 regs because of her.

baddog · 01-17-2008, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I think the entire industry should do everything in their power to prevent this movie from happening.

Traci Lords is a fucking whore. She blames everything wrong with her life on the adult industry, yet if you read her book it seems her problems started long before she knew what porn was.

Using fake ID she got from the state of California, she reinvented child porn as we know it. She destroyed many lives and at the end of the day was the only one who didn't get into trouble. We now have 2257 regs because of her.

I don't think people into CP would consider a 16 year old their cup of tea.

Drake · 01-17-2008, 10:42 AM

She has aged gracefully, but Rochard is right on the money.

CosmicTang · 01-17-2008, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I think the entire industry should do everything in their power to prevent this movie from happening.

Traci Lords is a fucking whore. She blames everything wrong with her life on the adult industry, yet if you read her book it seems her problems started long before she knew what porn was.

Using fake ID she got from the state of California, she reinvented child porn as we know it. She destroyed many lives and at the end of the day was the only one who didn't get into trouble. We now have 2257 regs because of her.

sounds like a 'let's move on' moment for everyone.

tony286 · 01-17-2008, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I think the entire industry should do everything in their power to prevent this movie from happening.

Traci Lords is a fucking whore. She blames everything wrong with her life on the adult industry, yet if you read her book it seems her problems started long before she knew what porn was.

Using fake ID she got from the state of California, she reinvented child porn as we know it. She destroyed many lives and at the end of the day was the only one who didn't get into trouble. We now have 2257 regs because of her.

amen brother. Read the other hollywood : http://www.amazon.com/Other-Hollywoo...592775&sr=1-13
she was a monster.

JP-pornshooter · 01-17-2008, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Knowing Smith's irreverent style, I expect some sort of references to Traci's past to pop up. Hopefully she doesn't end up costing him a lot of money, like she did the adult industry back in the day.

Here are some captures from her only legal porno flick:

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thanks for the caps, she was a hottie for sure but created a little more paperwork for all of us..
i was in europe around 10 years ago, staying at hotel, they had adult movies with her from before she was 18 on the payperview channels.. guess its not a big deal in europe.

tranza · 01-17-2008, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by MattO

her demands were so ridiculous that we stopped trying to hire her.

Like what??

the real magoo · 01-17-2008, 11:22 AM

She should have stayed in the porn industry

nikki99 · 01-17-2008, 11:30 AM

coolio to have her back

NosMo · 01-17-2008, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

She sucks at acting...

Yes but does she suck at sucking?

NosMo

charlie g · 01-17-2008, 11:53 AM

I think her body is hot! 39 and ripe.

DaddyHalbucks · 01-17-2008, 12:20 PM

Looks pretty MILFish, if you ask me.

bronco67 · 01-17-2008, 12:42 PM

That's not really a porn movie, now is it?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-17-2008, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

imd says its an actress named Elizabeth Banks
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1007028/

Apparently you are correct. The first article I saw indicated that she was going to star in the movie, however I saw elsewhere that she will have a supporting role, as will porn star Katie Morgan (Red Ezra shot this pick for a Katie web site - nice work David):

Can't blame Kevin Smith for casting people that should provide an additional draw for his movie.

His last film, Clerks 2, was a riot...

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CleopatraoftheNile · 01-17-2008, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by LiveDose

They always come back.

hehehe. Everytime!!

Sarah_Jayne · 01-17-2008, 02:26 PM

Clerks is my favorite film and I didn't actually like Clerks 2. Simply because the dialogue wasn't up to par for me in comparison with the first. My theory is that Kevin knew what it was like to be Dante and Randall at the stage in their lives they were at in Clerks but he doesn't (and rightfully so) know what it is like to be at their age and be a waster at the stage they would be at in Clerks 2.

Randall in Clerks is one of my favorite film characters of all time but I wanted to punch him in most of Clerks 2. Him and Dante didn't talk to each other in a way that felt true to the characters *until* they went to jail. That one scene was the most 'Dante and Randall' exchange of the whole film.

I came out of the film for the first time in a Kevin Smith film and thought it was time for him to write about being a grown up..which is where his life is now rather than harping back to the person he isn't any longer.

I am hoping films like this is the right track. I also have a hunch that after Reaper he will be doing a lot more TV which could be good for him long term. I mean, My Name Is Earl was Kevin Smith without Kevin Smith..so do Kevin Smith tv for real.

Tickler · 01-17-2008, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

We now have 2257 regs because of her.

Ummmm.........

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Reed Lee(First Amendment attorney)
"We can show that the Meese Commission was working on that proposal(2257) before the Traci Lords scandal broke."

Feds Seek Rehearing On Sixth Circuit 2257 Decision
http://www.avn.com/index.cfm?objecti...F1EC7C9FCDBBBE

madfuck · 01-17-2008, 03:25 PM

hummmmmmm, bump !!!!

L-Pink · 01-17-2008, 03:30 PM

If she presents a valid state drivers licence how would 2257 have prevented her from working?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-17-2008, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

If she presents a valid state drivers licence how would 2257 have prevented her from working?

Good point...

I've heard that the reason the government dropped it's case against the producers in the Traci Lords case was because the fake ID which Lords had used to dupe the porn industry was a U.S. passport in the name of Traci Lords.

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Clerks is my favorite film and I didn't actually like Clerks 2. Simply because the dialogue wasn't up to par for me in comparison with the first. My theory is that Kevin knew what it was like to be Dante and Randall at the stage in their lives they were at in Clerks but he doesn't (and rightfully so) know what it is like to be at their age and be a waster at the stage they would be at in Clerks 2. Randall in Clerks is one of my favorite film characters of all time but I wanted to punch him in most of Clerks 2. Him and Dante didn't talk to each other in a way that felt true to the characters until they went to jail. That one scene was the most 'Dante and Randall' exchange of the whole film. I came out of the film for the first time in a Kevin Smith film and thought it was time for him to write about being a grown up..which is where his life is now rather than harping back to the person he isn't any longer. I am hoping films like this is the right track. I also have a hunch that after Reaper he will be doing a lot more TV which could be good for him long term. I mean, My Name Is Earl was Kevin Smith without Kevin Smith..so do Kevin Smith tv for real.

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