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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-17-2008 06:53 AM

***Traci Lords To Star In New Porno Movie***
 
http://dlisted.com/wp-content/upload...ci%20Lords.jpg

It's true...

At 39 years old, Traci Lords has been cast in the lead role of Kevin Smith's new movie titled, "Zack & Miri Make a Porno".

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Zack & Miri Make a Porno centers around two lifelong friends -- Zack and Miri -- who after finding themselves deep in debt, enlist their friends to make a pornographic movie with the goal of earning some quick cash.
Seth Rogan is also in on this one, so it should be hilarious if nothing else...

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StuartD 01-17-2008 06:54 AM

Does she play a 16 year old in the film?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-17-2008 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 13661549)
Does she play a 16 year old in the film?

Knowing Smith's irreverent style, I expect some sort of references to Traci's past to pop up. Hopefully she doesn't end up costing him a lot of money, like she did the adult industry back in the day.

Here are some captures from her only legal porno flick:

http://www.sog10.com/gallery01/fr070...ove_you_02.jpg

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GatorB 01-17-2008 07:03 AM

She should have got back in porn after turning 18 instead of just making one porno. It's not like she's been a huge mainstream star. Most of her roles have been small bits and she only gets those because of her past reputation. Dirctors are like "Let's that that chick that made pornos when she was 16. That'll get us an audience." Kind of sick thinking if you ask me. What roles is she going to get when she's 50 when she can't act and most people weren't old enough to even have seen any of her pornos? And really who wants to see a 50 year old former porn star act anyways?

Sarah_Jayne 01-17-2008 07:43 AM

I will go see it because I am a Kevin Smith fan but I might mutter under my breath when she comes on.

nico-t 01-17-2008 08:05 AM

imd says its an actress named Elizabeth Banks
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1007028/

MattO 01-17-2008 08:12 AM

About 9 years ago I was co-writing an indie film and we were in talks with Traci about being in it, and her demands were so ridiculous that we stopped trying to hire her.

LiveDose 01-17-2008 08:21 AM

They always come back.

CaptainHowdy 01-17-2008 08:27 AM

She sucks at acting...

Scott McD 01-17-2008 08:28 AM

Pretty hot for a 39 year old !!

sinclair 01-17-2008 09:24 AM

I wish Jenna, could have aged that gracefully.

Sinclair

Rochard 01-17-2008 10:36 AM

I think the entire industry should do everything in their power to prevent this movie from happening.

Traci Lords is a fucking whore. She blames everything wrong with her life on the adult industry, yet if you read her book it seems her problems started long before she knew what porn was.

Using fake ID she got from the state of California, she reinvented child porn as we know it. She destroyed many lives and at the end of the day was the only one who didn't get into trouble. We now have 2257 regs because of her.

baddog 01-17-2008 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 13662261)
I think the entire industry should do everything in their power to prevent this movie from happening.

Traci Lords is a fucking whore. She blames everything wrong with her life on the adult industry, yet if you read her book it seems her problems started long before she knew what porn was.

Using fake ID she got from the state of California, she reinvented child porn as we know it. She destroyed many lives and at the end of the day was the only one who didn't get into trouble. We now have 2257 regs because of her.

I don't think people into CP would consider a 16 year old their cup of tea.

Drake 01-17-2008 10:42 AM

She has aged gracefully, but Rochard is right on the money.

CosmicTang 01-17-2008 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 13662261)
I think the entire industry should do everything in their power to prevent this movie from happening.

Traci Lords is a fucking whore. She blames everything wrong with her life on the adult industry, yet if you read her book it seems her problems started long before she knew what porn was.

Using fake ID she got from the state of California, she reinvented child porn as we know it. She destroyed many lives and at the end of the day was the only one who didn't get into trouble. We now have 2257 regs because of her.

sounds like a 'let's move on' moment for everyone.

tony286 01-17-2008 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 13662261)
I think the entire industry should do everything in their power to prevent this movie from happening.

Traci Lords is a fucking whore. She blames everything wrong with her life on the adult industry, yet if you read her book it seems her problems started long before she knew what porn was.

Using fake ID she got from the state of California, she reinvented child porn as we know it. She destroyed many lives and at the end of the day was the only one who didn't get into trouble. We now have 2257 regs because of her.

amen brother. Read the other hollywood : http://www.amazon.com/Other-Hollywoo...592775&sr=1-13
she was a monster.

JP-pornshooter 01-17-2008 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 13661572)
Knowing Smith's irreverent style, I expect some sort of references to Traci's past to pop up. Hopefully she doesn't end up costing him a lot of money, like she did the adult industry back in the day.

Here are some captures from her only legal porno flick:

http://www.sog10.com/gallery01/fr070...ove_you_02.jpg

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thanks for the caps, she was a hottie for sure but created a little more paperwork for all of us..
i was in europe around 10 years ago, staying at hotel, they had adult movies with her from before she was 18 on the payperview channels.. guess its not a big deal in europe.

tranza 01-17-2008 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by MattO (Post 13661708)
her demands were so ridiculous that we stopped trying to hire her.

Like what??

the real magoo 01-17-2008 11:22 AM

She should have stayed in the porn industry

nikki99 01-17-2008 11:30 AM

coolio to have her back

NosMo 01-17-2008 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 13661753)
She sucks at acting...

Yes but does she suck at sucking?

NosMo

charlie g 01-17-2008 11:53 AM

I think her body is hot! 39 and ripe.

DaddyHalbucks 01-17-2008 12:20 PM

Looks pretty MILFish, if you ask me.

bronco67 01-17-2008 12:42 PM

That's not really a porn movie, now is it?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-17-2008 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 13661692)
imd says its an actress named Elizabeth Banks
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1007028/

Apparently you are correct. The first article I saw indicated that she was going to star in the movie, however I saw elsewhere that she will have a supporting role, as will porn star Katie Morgan (Red Ezra shot this pick for a Katie web site - nice work David):

http://www.thekatiemorgan.com/images/katie4.jpg

Can't blame Kevin Smith for casting people that should provide an additional draw for his movie.

His last film, Clerks 2, was a riot...

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CleopatraoftheNile 01-17-2008 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by LiveDose (Post 13661735)
They always come back.

hehehe. Everytime!!

Sarah_Jayne 01-17-2008 02:26 PM

Clerks is my favorite film and I didn't actually like Clerks 2. Simply because the dialogue wasn't up to par for me in comparison with the first. My theory is that Kevin knew what it was like to be Dante and Randall at the stage in their lives they were at in Clerks but he doesn't (and rightfully so) know what it is like to be at their age and be a waster at the stage they would be at in Clerks 2.

Randall in Clerks is one of my favorite film characters of all time but I wanted to punch him in most of Clerks 2. Him and Dante didn't talk to each other in a way that felt true to the characters *until* they went to jail. That one scene was the most 'Dante and Randall' exchange of the whole film.

I came out of the film for the first time in a Kevin Smith film and thought it was time for him to write about being a grown up..which is where his life is now rather than harping back to the person he isn't any longer.

I am hoping films like this is the right track. I also have a hunch that after Reaper he will be doing a lot more TV which could be good for him long term. I mean, My Name Is Earl was Kevin Smith without Kevin Smith..so do Kevin Smith tv for real.

Tickler 01-17-2008 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 13662261)
We now have 2257 regs because of her.

Ummmm.........

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Reed Lee(First Amendment attorney)
"We can show that the Meese Commission was working on that proposal(2257) before the Traci Lords scandal broke."
Feds Seek Rehearing On Sixth Circuit 2257 Decision
http://www.avn.com/index.cfm?objecti...F1EC7C9FCDBBBE

madfuck 01-17-2008 03:25 PM

hummmmmmm, bump !!!!

L-Pink 01-17-2008 03:30 PM

If she presents a valid state drivers licence how would 2257 have prevented her from working?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-17-2008 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 13663433)
If she presents a valid state drivers licence how would 2257 have prevented her from working?

Good point... :thumbsup

I've heard that the reason the government dropped it's case against the producers in the Traci Lords case was because the fake ID which Lords had used to dupe the porn industry was a U.S. passport in the name of Traci Lords.

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