The real reason indian women wear dots on their foreheads - GoFuckYourself.com

tony286 · 01-18-2008, 09:10 AM

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religio--- but the Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C. has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States. If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical advice.

Phoenix · 01-18-2008, 09:53 AM

so its like the lottery

The Judge · 01-18-2008, 10:05 AM

You racist moron, the dot is caused by their husbands not putting off their cigarette during intercourse.

cranki · 01-18-2008, 10:06 AM

hahahahhahahahahhahaaaaa

Violetta · 01-18-2008, 10:09 AM

haha... good one!

DirtyProfits · 01-18-2008, 10:14 AM

Tssssss, you have no idea. Everybody knows that the dot is for aiming purpose only. Those inexperienced indian husbands would not aim the face when cumming without the dot.

Shit this was my evil 666 post.

LB-69 · 01-18-2008, 10:56 AM

Hehe, good shit...

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 01-18-2008, 10:57 AM

lol thats funny

Scott McD · 01-18-2008, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

On her wedding night the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States. If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical advice.

At last all is revealed...

TurboAngel · 01-18-2008, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religio--- but the Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C. has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States. If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical advice.

The Judge · 01-18-2008, 01:25 PM

I would not laugh. They have superior mental agility and fantastic business skills. One day you'll all be cleaning their shit for a bowl of rice.

sumphatpimp · 01-18-2008, 01:44 PM

I always figured it was an aiming point for the goo shot.

NosMo · 01-18-2008, 02:26 PM

Now it all makes sense.

NosMo

jakethedog · 01-18-2008, 03:01 PM

My Daddy always told me those were the "Kick Start" button

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