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tony286 01-18-2008 09:10 AM

The real reason indian women wear dots on their foreheads
 
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religio--- but the Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C. has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States. If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical advice.

Phoenix 01-18-2008 09:53 AM

so its like the lottery

The Judge 01-18-2008 10:05 AM

You racist moron, the dot is caused by their husbands not putting off their cigarette during intercourse.

cranki 01-18-2008 10:06 AM

hahahahhahahahahhahaaaaa

Violetta 01-18-2008 10:09 AM

haha... good one!

DirtyProfits 01-18-2008 10:14 AM

Tssssss, you have no idea. Everybody knows that the dot is for aiming purpose only. Those inexperienced indian husbands would not aim the face when cumming without the dot.

Shit this was my evil 666 post.

LB-69 01-18-2008 10:56 AM

Hehe, good shit...:thumbsup

TubeTitans_SusieQ 01-18-2008 10:57 AM

lol thats funny

Scott McD 01-18-2008 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 13666211)
On her wedding night the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States. If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical advice.

At last all is revealed... :1orglaugh

TurboAngel 01-18-2008 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 13666211)
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religio--- but the Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C. has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States. If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical advice.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The Judge 01-18-2008 01:25 PM

I would not laugh. They have superior mental agility and fantastic business skills. One day you'll all be cleaning their shit for a bowl of rice.

sumphatpimp 01-18-2008 01:44 PM

I always figured it was an aiming point for the goo shot.

NosMo 01-18-2008 02:26 PM

Now it all makes sense.

NosMo

jakethedog 01-18-2008 03:01 PM

My Daddy always told me those were the "Kick Start" button


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