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thehand 01-10-2008 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by SifuE (Post 13633614)
Ok friendly spar anytime your in town,, see i can play nice

Did I read correctly, are you a Wing Chung practitioner? I studied in Vancouver for a few years (Yip Man style).
The guys I studied with were hardcore, we trained at about 70% , the master would come behind us during drills & check your stance by kicking between your legs. Bad stance = a kick in the balls. Broken bones & noses about every other class. During a chi-sau drill one day, until I got my elbow snapped. That put me out for about 6 months.


I'm fully recovered now , & I'd be down for light sparring ... I'll be at the Phoenix show.

MattO 01-10-2008 11:45 AM

YES
http://flakmag.com/misc/images/wangchung.jpg

dav3 01-10-2008 08:16 PM

Soo... anyone know of any sweet drunken fist fight videos? And is that style actually effective, or just for show?

madfuck 01-10-2008 08:22 PM

lol, anti tht some shit ") hehehehe

tony286 01-10-2008 08:29 PM

Peking duck style rules.

Pleasurepays 01-10-2008 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 13636135)
Soo... anyone know of any sweet drunken fist fight videos? And is that style actually effective, or just for show?

sure. the triple monkey double flying eagle talon claw of volcanic venom is still used today. all very real. very practical. there is absolutely no silliness in chinese martial arts.

Pleasurepays 01-10-2008 09:06 PM

all it takes is focus, dedication and practice!!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tib2Urowsdc

Pleasurepays 01-10-2008 09:08 PM

AHJAHAHA

saw this on National Geographic a few days ago.

funny stuff. his explanation as to why it didn't work was totally priceless!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LbjOA9oidSA

Nicky 01-10-2008 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 13636259)
all it takes is focus, dedication and practice!!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tib2Urowsdc

cracks me up everytime, love the shit after 1:20 :1orglaugh

Nicky 01-10-2008 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 13636268)
AHJAHAHA

saw this on National Geographic a few days ago.

funny stuff. his explanation as to why it didn't work was totally priceless!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LbjOA9oidSA

"First of all he was a non-believer, he also could have had his tounge in the wrong place in his mouth or he could have raised his left toe" ahahahaa

Gman.357 01-10-2008 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by SifuE (Post 13633606)
God you guy's really do need a life, I don't back down from shit.. just chose not to cont. a stupid convo..

And yet you continue.

joeman1 01-10-2008 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 13633184)
Wing Chun is another martial art that does well against...

Wing Chun.

Two Wing CHung GRANDMASTERS Cheung and Boeztpe go at it in a real fucking street fight. It isn't fucking wing chun used, its' shitty kindergarten wrestling.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=szdF1nIAfpk


OMG I can not believe you brought this here. I have met eman boeztpe or whatever the fuck his name is in real life and he sucks! HE was beaten by one of his students. Exactly its not wing chun so why did you bring them in they arent fucking grandmasters.

Loook at yip man and bruce lee ... they diddnt just study standing upwith wingchun they incorporated all aspects of fighting like any truie master should..

joeman1 01-10-2008 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 13633460)
WTF?

If you are close enough to me in trapping range, I'm taking your ass down.



I call fucking bullshit!!! Do you know what sensitivity is!? Have you ever done chi sao with a master? By the time you want for anything you would have been nailed in the head and throat and laying on the ground

Evil E 01-10-2008 10:39 PM

-Bruce Lee would kill anyone in the UFC if he was still alive
-Rickson is the best fighter in the world, more than 400+ fights and is UNDEFEATED

RomosTUFnoobs:)

SifuE 01-10-2008 10:41 PM

Joeman1 at least u spoke the truth like i was trying to get thru..

MetaMan 01-10-2008 10:45 PM

I am by far the toughest mother fucker in this thread.

WHO WANTS SOME WHO WANTS SOME! COME GET IT!

BOO YA

gimo33 01-10-2008 11:05 PM

my running skills is enough against any martial artist....

WarChild 01-10-2008 11:10 PM

Joeman you're a clown. Sorry, it's just that's the way it is.

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 01-11-2008 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 13633110)
I reposted that same video.

Back story on it.

Aikido master put out a challenge for $5000.00 that his Aikido could beat any MMA fighter. There's video on youtube of this aikido master fighting his students knocking them out and throwing them around without touching them, kinda like Dim Mak.

Anyways, the MMA figther takes up the challenge. You can actually see even in that shitty clip, the Aikido master is shocked he got punched in the face. It's hilarious.

Often you will come across students of a martial art that practice to go along with their opponent rather then fighting certain actions; and when a throwing action is perceived as being the next action, such often spawns bad habits like over extensions that can cause some students as to lose their balance and or footing to the extent that a controlled fall can often ocurre without any noticeable or logical reason and often the "thrower" is seen to have "special" skills... what is even worse is that some teachers and or practitioners let such go their heads and shoot off their mouths and end up getting owned!

I have "thrown" individuals, but again I have thrown myself in practice and have actual experience with this kind of effect. Aikido extends their opponents as to exploit such actions for controlling reasons. This is not magic and it is worth mentioning that Aikido is not the only art that experiences similar effects.

Later,

farkedup 01-11-2008 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by D2222 (Post 13633314)
Ok now. Let me tell you that UFC is full of a bunch of wannabes. The true Moo Do is not UFC. That is why "True Moo Do Masters" do not bother with these ridiculous events made purely for financial gain.

I have trained under true Moo Do Master for 3 years. Let me tell you these UFC guys dont stand 2 second with a True Moo Do master. I am not sayin that my 1st degree Black will hold up in the octagon with Royce Gracie. but....

I have seen some gnarly shit with "my" own eyes. Crazy shit man crazy shit.

Now everytime I see UFC . I kinda laugh. It's the new WWF. We need a guy like King to promote it . That would be great.

They are teaching people for financial gain aren't they? EVERYBODY is out for financial gain... If they aren't then they're bums living on the street but guess what? They're asking me for change aren't they?

Pussies that know they'll get their asses kicked hide behind it being a "joke"

Manowar 01-11-2008 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by mattyboy (Post 13632487)

i always wondered wtf that animated gif was about


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