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Old 11-24-2007, 07:29 PM   #1
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Ever give your wife a "dutch oven"?????
Oh boy do I love payback time... I just gave my wife a custom version of the dutch oven...

I was doing some work in photoshop, and she was standing behind me rubbing my back....

So I let o ne riiiiiip.... She has now vacated the room.

AAHAHAHAHA

I love it
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Old 11-24-2007, 07:34 PM   #2
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Real dutch oven is better you can hold her head under the covers until she cries Uncle
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Old 11-24-2007, 07:35 PM   #3
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Also a good tip is to eat a plate of cabbage and onions while drinking some brown ale. The resulting gas would win a war
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Old 11-24-2007, 07:36 PM   #4
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Also a good tip is to eat a plate of cabbage and onions while drinking some brown ale. The resulting gas would win a war
we dont wanna kill them
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Old 11-24-2007, 07:37 PM   #5
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whats a dutch oven?
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Old 11-24-2007, 07:37 PM   #6
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haha, waiting for some to post "i gave my EX-wife a dutch oven" lol...
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Old 11-24-2007, 07:38 PM   #7
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Oh boy do I love payback time... I just gave my wife a custom version of the dutch oven...

I was doing some work in photoshop, and she was standing behind me rubbing my back....

So I let o ne riiiiiip.... She has now vacated the room.

AAHAHAHAHA

I love it
Your wife is rubbing your back and you fart on her?
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Old 11-24-2007, 07:38 PM   #8
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whats a dutch oven?
when you fart under bed covers and keep your gf/wife's head under them
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Old 11-24-2007, 07:39 PM   #9
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whats a dutch oven?

Like a double penetration with none of the penetration and all of the odor.
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Old 11-24-2007, 07:39 PM   #10
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whats a dutch oven?
While in bed with a "loved one" (used very loosely) you let out a foul fart and pull the sheets and blankets over his or her head.
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Old 11-24-2007, 08:45 PM   #12
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Old 11-24-2007, 09:39 PM   #13
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I thought a dutch oven was whn you put seran wrap or something of the sort in a girls mouth and shit in it...

my mistake...
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Old 11-24-2007, 09:42 PM   #14
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I thought a dutch oven was whn you put seran wrap or something of the sort in a girls mouth and shit in it...

my mistake...
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gross on all levels.
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Old 11-24-2007, 09:51 PM   #16
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I thought a dutch oven was whn you put seran wrap or something of the sort in a girls mouth and shit in it...

my mistake...
Most "girls" I know wouldn't let me do the saran wrap part. They might suffocate.
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Old 11-24-2007, 09:56 PM   #17
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Old 11-24-2007, 11:09 PM   #18
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While in bed with a "loved one" (used very loosely) you let out a foul fart and pull the sheets and blankets over his or her head.
damn, that's nasty
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Old 11-24-2007, 11:10 PM   #19
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disgusting ...
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Like a double penetration with none of the penetration and all of the odor.
and you know this how?
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Old 11-25-2007, 02:17 AM   #21
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When she farts I pull it over her head.... Then she really can't bitch too much.
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Old 11-25-2007, 02:24 AM   #22
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While in bed with a "loved one" (used very loosely) you let out a foul fart and pull the sheets and blankets over his or her head.
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Old 11-25-2007, 02:33 AM   #23
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_oven I thought you ment one of these until I read town a little bit.
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Old 11-25-2007, 02:36 AM   #24
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i guess i have a bit to much respect for ladies....
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Old 01-09-2008, 07:49 PM   #25
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I thought a dutch oven was whn you put seran wrap or something of the sort in a girls mouth and shit in it...

my mistake...
nope....that would be a Hot Carl
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Old 01-09-2008, 07:53 PM   #26
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Oh that is just gross. Funny as long as it's some one else under the covers but gross none the less. :P
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