Ever give your wife a "dutch oven"?????
 

Oh boy do I love payback time... I just gave my wife a custom version of the dutch oven...

I was doing some work in photoshop, and she was standing behind me rubbing my back....

So I let o ne riiiiiip.... She has now vacated the room.

AAHAHAHAHA

I love it

Real dutch oven is better you can hold her head under the covers until she cries Uncle

Also a good tip is to eat a plate of cabbage and onions while drinking some brown ale. The resulting gas would win a war :helpme

we dont wanna kill them :1orglaugh

whats a dutch oven?

haha, waiting for some to post "i gave my EX-wife a dutch oven" lol...

Your wife is rubbing your back and you fart on her? :Oh crap

when you fart under bed covers and keep your gf/wife's head under them

Like a double penetration with none of the penetration and all of the odor.

While in bed with a "loved one" (used very loosely) you let out a foul fart and pull the sheets and blankets over his or her head.

Nothing says lovin like a dutch oven

WOW.. I learned something new today.

I thought a dutch oven was whn you put seran wrap or something of the sort in a girls mouth and shit in it...

my mistake...

:error:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

gross on all levels.

Most "girls" I know wouldn't let me do the saran wrap part. They might suffocate. :)

"The sexiest thing a girls could do for a man is learn to love his farts" - Peter Griffin:Oh crap:1orglaugh

damn, that's nasty

disgusting ...

and you know this how?

When she farts I pull it over her head.... Then she really can't bitch too much.

Oh shit :(

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_oven I thought you ment one of these until I read town a little bit.:Oh crap:1orglaugh

i guess i have a bit to much respect for ladies....

nope....that would be a Hot Carl

Oh that is just gross. Funny as long as it's some one else under the covers but gross none the less. :P