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ShaveBucks

01-06-2008 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 13615241)

LOL, Bryan, stop while you're (semi) ahead with nocomments. I can 100% guarantee you Becky knows who he is and I doubt has anything bad to say about him. ;)

You mean it's a secret that NoComments is Serge Oprano?
I'm sure many people could say some bad things about him.

Peaches

01-06-2008 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShaveBucks (Post 13615253)

You mean it's a secret that NoComments is Serge Oprano?
I'm sure many people could say some bad things about him.

I don't think Becky is one of them - unless they had a falling out recently.

ETA - Serge has no affiliation with Oprano except to get a percentage of sales according to the contract when he sold it. That was, gosh, 2 years ago?

papill0n

01-06-2008 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick (Post 13615227)

I don't think you can say he is discouraging smaller webmasters, he is simply responding to the underhanded tactics that one affiliate chose to use.

See the other thread yet?

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/797482-hey-ars-traffic-leaks-doing-fhgs.html

As far as I can see he did his best to help him out, then got stabbed in the back in return.

That is exactly what he did. If anyone does a little research on keith you will see that he has spent his entire adult life being a serial victim and pest.

ARS Bryan

01-06-2008 05:10 PM

Yes I've also heard he's Serge from Oprano. Not really sure what the beef is all about...

Whatever.

pornask

01-06-2008 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick (Post 13615227)

Wow, this is awesome. So a guy posts an undesputed proof that a program shaves (webmaster link has no affiliate code in it) and to get it resolved, program rep terminates his account. I sure hope many potential affiliates get to read this so they know who they'd be dealing with. This thread deserves many a BUMP!

evildick

01-06-2008 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornask (Post 13615275)

WTF? How many programs do you know that carry forward your affiliate ID onto the webmaster link on the bottom of the page?

I've signed up for hundreds of programs and I can probably name 5 that do.

If you want to send webmasters to a program then you have to use the proper webmaster referral code.

I also like how you skip over the fact that he was totally wrong about the other shit he posted on that blog.

Why do some people like insist on lying down with pigs?

mailman

01-06-2008 05:19 PM

In on page 3

dig420

01-06-2008 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornask (Post 13615275)

lol if you're a pain in the ass attention whore who sends no sales, yes, you should and you will be terminated.

Grow up.

dav3	01-06-2008 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 13614759)

Once again: Everything he does is controlled by his sickness and is done to get attention.

1. has a grandiose sense of self-importance
2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
3. believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by other special people
4. requires excessive admiration
5. strong sense of entitlement
6. takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
7. lacks empathy
8. is often envious or believes others are envious of him or her
9. arrogant behavior

I think you've just described yourself. :1orglaugh

notoldschool

01-06-2008 05:29 PM

The infamous dip shit, Minusonebutt.

brand0n

01-06-2008 05:29 PM

what's up gang

baddog

01-06-2008 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13615163)

LMFAO, well I just got off the phone with Becky and she's never heard of you. In fact none of us "nobodies" have heard of you at ARS. So, uh.... go fuck off, please

You are scaring me, and probably 100's of others.

V_RocKs

01-06-2008 05:41 PM

Looks like Minusonetits mom took his computer privileges away today.

LeRoy

01-06-2008 05:48 PM

Right on Bryan . Remind me to buy you a drink in Vegas. I just started to promote ARS very recently :)

ShaveBucks

01-06-2008 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13615139)

My dear esteemed cretin,
ask Bryan how many "webmasters" he has who send him ZERO sales. Does he go on the rant about them?
No.

Therefore, stick your finger up your ass, lick it and think of a chocolate icecream, the thought is on me.

I love that you live your life in "what if"s all day Serge. But the fact remains that he sent none, and IF he sent 20, then no one could dispute that he was an adult webmaster. So would he be treated differently? MAYBE... IF... COULD BE..... you're little fantasy world would make sense.

yahoo-xxx-girls.com

01-06-2008 06:17 PM

Bump ...

CDSmith

01-06-2008 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13615163)

LMFAO, well I just got off the phone with Becky and she's never heard of you. In fact none of us "nobodies" have heard of you at ARS. So, uh.... go fuck off, please

I realize you now know who it is you've been pissing with, but man... did you seriously not know it was Serge?

Now thank him, because your thread is now going from a measly 2 pages to 5+ :D

Mutt	01-06-2008 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13615503)

I realize you now know who it is you've been pissing with, but man... did you seriously not know it was Serge?

Now thank him, because your thread is now going from a measly 2 pages to 5+ :D

what if he just started working for ARS six months ago or a year ago? how would he know who Serge is? I doubt ARS sits down new employees and gives them a history of the adult Internet course - might be a good idea though.

Holly

01-06-2008 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13615503)

I realize you now know who it is you've been pissing with, but man... did you seriously not know it was Serge?

Now thank him, because your thread is now going from a measly 2 pages to 5+ :D

I had totally forgotten it was him. His English is way too good and it's throwing me off. Did somebody send him to Berlitz?? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links

01-06-2008 06:33 PM

Sergeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

baddog

01-06-2008 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 13615541)

If one is new, they should probably do some research before pissing with someone.

CDSmith

01-06-2008 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 13615541)

A golden rule for newbies at companies (not saying Bryan is a newb, mind you, just talking in general terms) should be "know who you're pissing with before your keyboard writes a cheque your ass can't cash"

Could definitely be words to live by, at times, for some.

CDSmith

01-06-2008 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly (Post 13615555)

I had totally forgotten it was him. His English is way too good and it's throwing me off. Did somebody send him to Berlitz?? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:D :D :thumbsup

Thinking out loud --- Best way to navigate through an issue like this with Serge is to either agree with him or else sidestep his question/accusation and volley one back at him... like: "So tell me, if it were your program this guy pulled this shit on how would you handle it?"

Serge likes it either way, but getting him to share his knowledge rather than have him ripping holes in your car tires is always the better plan.

qxm	01-06-2008 06:47 PM

.......shit this thread is sooo fuckng hilarious!........ good stuff...:thumbsup

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n.../hilarious.jpg

MichelleB

01-06-2008 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13615213)

Becky, my love, come play with me. I'll let you be my daddy, if you let me be your...oh, never mind, this is too kinky.

If Becky knew you talking this way about her...you don't even want to know.

MichelleB

01-06-2008 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick (Post 13615227)

Thank you for the back up in this entire thread:thumbsup

MichelleB

01-06-2008 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13615337)

You are scaring me, and probably 100's of others.

Apparently you know Becky very well lol

Peaches

01-06-2008 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ARS Michelle (Post 13615604)

If Becky knew you talking this way about her...you don't even want to know.

LOL, I've seen him say these things directly to her before. :)

There needs to be a "Old Timers 101" class given to employees. It would includes lessons on Serge, Ron Levi, The General, Pushrod, Colin, etc.

pornask

01-06-2008 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 13615308)

lol if you're a pain in the ass attention whore who sends no sales, yes, you should and you will be terminated.

Grow up.

Terminating minusonebit was actually a service done to him. I doubt he would want to continue promoting a program that shaves. This step just saved him from having to ask for it himself.

BUMP for more affiliates who may not yet know how ARS conduct business, what kind of name calling they resort to when addressing their affiliates and what fake drama they create to make themselves look trendy.

MichelleB

01-06-2008 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 13615633)

Thank you Peaches

SmokeyTheBear

01-06-2008 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornask (Post 13615644)

better add playboy , realitycash and nastydollars to the list , none of them pass along your webmaster ref code, infact it might be easier to list the programs that DO pass along ref codes because they are few and far between.

baddog

01-06-2008 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ARS Michelle (Post 13615616)

Apparently you know Becky very well lol

I think you missed my point.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ARS Michelle (Post 13615604)

If Becky knew you talking this way about her...you don't even want to know.

Yeah, guess I was right.

baddog

01-06-2008 07:04 PM

Just for the record, SexPicturesPass does pass along the webmaster referral code.

pornask

01-06-2008 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 13615655)

better add playboy , realitycash and nastydollars to the list ,

Would these programs also resort to name calling and personal attacks instead of addressing (or clarifying) the issue? Cause ARS definitely does. Bryan character is an undisputed proof of it.

Deej	01-06-2008 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 13615541)

im not anyones afifliate manager (anymore) but i know who serge is ... even after he changes his nick every 4 months...

I make it a point to learn who everyone is...

what they do..

how well they do it...

and what is said about their practices...

youre right, it should be a mini course in every Affiliate managers job...

evildick

01-06-2008 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 13615655)

I agree. Only one I can think of off hand is epiccash. Baddog mentioned sexpicturespass too. I can't think of anymore.

This would be a very short list.

SmokeyTheBear

01-06-2008 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornask (Post 13615686)

Would these programs also resort to name calling and personal attacks instead of addressing (or clarifying) the issue? Cause ARS definitely does. Bryan character is an undisputed proof of it.

what does that have to do with the accusation you made that they shaved ?

let me ask you this , you promote saphiccash , they don't pass along your webmaster ref code. would you feel the statement "saphiccash shaves" is appropriate ?

I thought he made a good effort to help the guy and the guy turned around and made serious unfounded accusations .

There are correct ways to go about these things. I have called out many sponsors for traffic leaks , but i wouldnt start off the thread by acusing them of shaving. especially if i had not done my homework first and was infact wrong

evildick

01-06-2008 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornask (Post 13615686)

Would these programs also resort to name calling and personal attacks instead of addressing (or clarifying) the issue? Cause ARS definitely does. Bryan character is an undisputed proof of it.

When they are outed as being a shady company on a site called kissaturd, I believe they probably would react that way. That, or they might take legal action instead.

A normal person brings up the issue by asking a question. A crazy person makes a blog post about it on a site that is basically accusing companies of being thieves. Perhaps you should look at the way the issue was presented to them first before you start judging the programs for their reaction.

MichelleB

01-06-2008 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13615670)

I think you missed my point.

Yeah, guess I was right.

LOL got it ty:upsidedow

pornask

01-06-2008 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 13615712)

I thought he made a good effort to help the guy and the guy turned around and made serious unfounded accusations .

I'm sorry Smokey, but I must have missed something. Can you kindly point me to the post by this Bryan character where he actually makes "good effort" to help a guy? I can definitely point you to a few of his where he resorts to name calling and personal attacks. That's no the type of behavior I would expect from a program. Regardless of how many ass kissers they have on this board...

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