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ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by VForV (Post 13614830)
...


You got me! Thanks for bumping my thread though, bro

mrthumbs 01-06-2008 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 13614759)
Once again: Everything he does is controlled by his sickness and is done to get attention.

1. has a grandiose sense of self-importance
2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
3. believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by other special people
4. requires excessive admiration
5. strong sense of entitlement
6. takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
7. lacks empathy
8. is often envious or believes others are envious of him or her
9. arrogant behavior

You know i love you dearly Franck but that could have been you!!! :1orglaugh

VForV 01-06-2008 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13614852)
You got me! Thanks for bumping my thread though, bro

Just kidding man.

ShaveBucks 01-06-2008 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by VForV (Post 13614830)

It's funny how you just had to give your two cents, and had to make it a big pic to draw attention to yourself.
Makes your post rather ironic.

GrouchyAdmin 01-06-2008 04:02 PM

The metahumor in here just went through the fucking roof.

papill0n 01-06-2008 04:03 PM

Let this be a warning to everyone who deals with minusonebit. The guy is so unstable it only takes you looking at him the wrong way for him to start making wild & unfounded accusations about your company.

Good stuff Bryan I just hope ARS can survive without his traffic. :1orglaugh

VicD 01-06-2008 04:05 PM

kaboem!! :)

NoComments 01-06-2008 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 13614612)
I bet he didn't send a single sale to you.


Good bet, you know what whores proggies are, if he was sending 20 sales a day he would be golden and ARS Bryan would be keeping his mouth shut like a bitch.

Bryan, tell me it ain't so and I'll make a clown out of you like I enjoy doing of the others.

Barefootsies 01-06-2008 04:14 PM

:banana:GFYBand:GFYBand:GFYBand:GFYBand:karaoke :laughing- :moon

SuzzyQ 01-06-2008 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 13615046)
:banana:GFYBand:GFYBand:GFYBand:GFYBand:karaoke :laughing- :moon

Cute.. and very entertaining

pornask 01-06-2008 04:22 PM

wow, ass kissing on gfy goes berzek. So many brown nosers gathered in one thread... that's remarkable.

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13615031)
Good bet, you know what whores proggies are, if he was sending 20 sales a day he would be golden and ARS Bryan would be keeping his mouth shut like a bitch.

Bryan, tell me it ain't so and I'll make a clown out of you like I enjoy doing of the others.

Errr what? Make a clown out of me?

Let's get one thing straight. minusonebit is not a webmaster and never lived up to any expectations. Secondly, I would have called out any webmaster that started a bullshit thread about ARS.

NoComments 01-06-2008 04:28 PM

Call me out, I think you are a cocksucker and CAMOKAT is right for once,
if minusonebit was sending you 20 sales a day, you'd be keeping quite about him.

Proggies owners are bunch of whores and it's easier to find "ARS Bryan" than a webmaster who sends consistently 20 hsign ups a day.

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13615102)
Call me out, I think you are a cocksucker and CAMOKAT is right for once,
if minusonebit was sending you 20 sales a day, you'd be keeping quite about him.

Proggies owners are bunch of whores and it's easier to find "ARS Bryan" than a webmaster who sends consistently 20 hsign ups a day.

I'm pretty sure camokat's point was that minusonebit is a fake webmaster and wasn't capable of sending any sales. I'm really not sure what you're trying to say or what your point is? I'm a cocksucker? lmao

...and who are you again?

you must be minusonebit on a fake nick

OTerror 01-06-2008 04:32 PM

I think someone got owned.

ShaveBucks 01-06-2008 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13615031)
Good bet, you know what whores proggies are, if he was sending 20 sales a day he would be golden and ARS Bryan would be keeping his mouth shut like a bitch.

Bryan, tell me it ain't so and I'll make a clown out of you like I enjoy doing of the others.

Wow, amazing logic!
He sends no sales, because he's not a webmaster.
If he was sending 20 sales a day, he would be golden. Why? Because he would be a webmaster!

It's amazing how you make sense and yet still sound really stupid at the same time.

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by pornask (Post 13615079)
wow, ass kissing on gfy goes berzek. So many brown nosers gathered in one thread... that's remarkable.

I wouldn't call the people against minusonebit brown nosers. Not trying to be a dick here but he's caused a lot of trouble and people have a right to hate the guy

NoComments 01-06-2008 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13615114)
I'm pretty sure camokat's point was that minusonebit is a fake webmaster and wasn't capable of sending any sales. I'm really not sure what you're trying to say or what your point is? I'm a cocksucker? lmao

...and who are you again?

you must be minusonebit on a fake nick


Who am I?
I was the one who was straightening out Becky's problems with IRS and who the fuck are you?
Some hired help? Hired help is a $1 a dozen, you know that, right?

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13615129)
Who am I?
I was the one who was straightening out Becky's problems with IRS and who the fuck are you?
Some hired help? Hired help is a $1 a dozen, you know that, right?

Uh, right

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-06-2008 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13614025)
I tried to be nice to you.

I helped you sign up to ARS since you couldn't even find the right URL to our program (www.adultrevenueservice.com).

I helped you with our RSS feeds since you said you hadn't taken a look around our program yet.

I even waived you having to send in your W-9 because you said you'd just send it in after your first sale.

I gave you a chance even when I saw you were hated by 99% of people on the message boards. My fucking mistake, I should have known better to allow you into our program.

So after being so accommodating to you (as I am to all of our webmasters), you bite me in the ass and post a FAKE drama thread about our FHGs having traffic leaks?

Call me a fucking idiot but I don't see the logic in that. Maybe you really do have some sort of mental disorder or maybe you really are just a FUCKING IDIOT.

So I get a call early this morning from one of our webmasters that you've posted a negative thread about ARS on GFY. I get up and I'm forced to kick the hot girl I brought home with me last night and sent her home early. I read your fake drama thread and realize that now I must drive to the office on a Sunday morning and ban you from our program. On a day when I'm supposed to be relaxing, watching myself win in the JBM Football Pool and fucking this hot girl, I NOW have to leave the house, get my new Audi dirty because it's fucking raining and nasty outside, and drive to the office and BAN YOUR SORRY ASS from the program.

The way I see it, you owe me $50 to get my car detailed again, and you somehow need to make it right with the girl I sent home. How are you going to make this right for me, minusonebit?

For your sake, I hope you don't run into myself and JohnV at any shows. Not like you'd be able to afford a plane ticket, let alone a hotel room anyway.

So, take your 20 clicks a month somewhere else. Though I strongly urge that no programs do business with this FAKE webmaster, minusonebit.

You've been terminated from ARS


you got up early on a sunday, and kicked a hotgirl out of your bed, turned down sex, and drove all the way to the office on a day off, just to ban a retard a day earlier than you could have on monday? no offence, but i think you're the IDIOT.

:1orglaugh

NoComments 01-06-2008 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ShaveBucks (Post 13615123)
Wow, amazing logic!
He sends no sales, because he's not a webmaster.
If he was sending 20 sales a day, he would be golden. Why? Because he would be a webmaster!

It's amazing how you make sense and yet still sound really stupid at the same time.

My dear esteemed cretin,
ask Bryan how many "webmasters" he has who send him ZERO sales. Does he go on the rant about them?
No.

Therefore, stick your finger up your ass, lick it and think of a chocolate icecream, the thought is on me.

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 13615133)
you got up early on a sunday, and kicked a hotgirl out of your bed, turned down sex, and drove all the way to the office on a day off, just to ban a retard a day earlier than you could have on monday? no offence, but i think you're the IDIOT.

:1orglaugh

Ouch touché!

NoComments 01-06-2008 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13615132)
Uh, right

If you were SOMEBODY, you wouldn't say that. You are one replaceable NOBODY, tell me it ain't so.

papill0n 01-06-2008 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13615102)
Call me out, I think you are a cocksucker and CAMOKAT is right for once,
if minusonebit was sending you 20 sales a day, you'd be keeping quite about him.

Proggies owners are bunch of whores and it's easier to find "ARS Bryan" than a webmaster who sends consistently 20 hsign ups a day.

Smaller webmasters are valuable to every program. Why would they want one webmaster sending 20 sales a day is he was posting bullshit on the boards and discouraging hundreds of smaller webmasters from joining their program.

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13615147)
If you were SOMEBODY, you wouldn't say that. You are one replaceable NOBODY, tell me it ain't so.

LMFAO, well I just got off the phone with Becky and she's never heard of you. In fact none of us "nobodies" have heard of you at ARS. So, uh.... go fuck off, please

farkedup 01-06-2008 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13614270)
lolol will do!

I've been sitting here naked all day.... remember its just off of parkview.... you must have gotten lost

NoComments 01-06-2008 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13615163)
LMFAO, well I just got off the phone with Becky and she's never heard of you. In fact none of us "nobodies" have heard of you at ARS. So, uh.... go fuck off, please

Cemeteries are full of people who thought they were irreplaceable

Call Becky and tell her you are pissing with her ex lesbian lover. She'll be in this thread in no time.

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 13615168)
Cemeteries are full of people who thought they were irreplaceable

Call Becky and tell her you are pissing with her ex lesbian lover. She'll be in this thread in no time.

lol, I really don't think you want me to release Becky on you... she gets angered easily at trolls like you and isn't very forgiving

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 04:46 PM

But hey bro, maybe I'll see you in Vegas at Internext??? You can come to the ARS/Webmaster Central/Electracash VIP Bash! I'll show you what a "nobody" I am and just what hired help can do...

More info here -----> http://www.webmastercentral.com/vipbash/

NoComments 01-06-2008 04:47 PM

I want you get Becky on me. I like 'em short and with extra pounds.
You are making me wet already. Now...how much for you to fuck off this thread and leave us gals alone?

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 04:48 PM

Remember, you entered my thread :)

NoComments 01-06-2008 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13615183)
But hey bro, maybe I'll see you in Vegas at Internext??? You can come to the ARS/Webmaster Central/Electracash VIP Bash! I'll show you what a "nobody" I am and just what hired help can do...

More info here -----> http://www.playboy.com/

Mark DeForest, whose protege is this one?

NoComments 01-06-2008 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13615190)
Remember, you entered my thread :)

So? What are you going to do...arrest me for smoking?
This is NOT your thread, this is GFY thread and...
where is Becky!?

NoComments 01-06-2008 04:53 PM

Becky, my love, come play with me. I'll let you be my daddy, if you let me be your...oh, never mind, this is too kinky.

pornask 01-06-2008 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben (Post 13615156)
Smaller webmasters are valuable to every program. Why would they want one webmaster sending 20 sales a day is he was posting bullshit on the boards and discouraging hundreds of smaller webmasters from joining their program.

He no longer needs to worry about others discouraging smaller webmasters. He's excelled at it himself with this thread. I think he should get himself fired.

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by pornask (Post 13615217)
He no longer needs to worry about others discouraging smaller webmasters. He's excelled at it himself with this thread. I think he should get himself fired.

By terminating a fake webmaster? Makes some serious sense bro!

Not once did I ever discuss volume in this thread. Not trying to be a dick here but... come on...

evildick 01-06-2008 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by pornask (Post 13615217)
He no longer needs to worry about others discouraging smaller webmasters. He's excelled at it himself with this thread. I think he should get himself fired.

I don't think you can say he is discouraging smaller webmasters, he is simply responding to the underhanded tactics that one affiliate chose to use.

See the other thread yet?

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/797482-hey-ars-traffic-leaks-doing-fhgs.html

As far as I can see he did his best to help him out, then got stabbed in the back in return.

Peaches 01-06-2008 05:03 PM

LOL, Bryan, stop while you're (semi) ahead with nocomments. I can 100% guarantee you Becky knows who he is and I doubt has anything bad to say about him. ;)

ARS Bryan 01-06-2008 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 13615241)
LOL, Bryan, stop while you're (semi) ahead with nocomments. I can 100% guarantee you Becky knows who he is and I doubt has anything bad to say about him. ;)

From NoComments' comments, I doubt he is anyone that she thinks highly of.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-06-2008 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ARS Bryan (Post 13615146)
Ouch touché!

i would just waited the day is all i'm saying, lol.


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