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01-06-2008, 07:02 AM
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Sunday Joke *Magic Trick*
This little girl walks over to her grandmother and asks "Granny, can you show me a magic trick?" "No dear, but I think your grand father knows one." So the little girl walks over to her grandpa and asks "Grandpa, granny says you know some magic tricks, could you show me one?" The grand father looks at her, "Sure, just hop on my lap!" So the little girl jumps on his lap. "Now, can you feel a finger poking up your ass?" asks the grandpa, "Yeah" replies the girl "Well look, no hands!"
And one more :-) A woman and her little boy were walking through a park in New York and they pass two squirrels having sex. The little boy asks his mom, "Mommy, mommy, what are they doing?" The lady responded, "They're making a sandwich." Then they pass two dogs having sex and the little boy again asks what they were doing. His mother again replied they were making a sandwich. A couple of days later the little boy walks in on his mother and father and said "Mommy, Daddy, you must be making a sandwich because, Mommy has mayonnaise all over her mouth!!!"  |
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01-06-2008, 07:20 AM
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01-06-2008, 07:24 AM
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01-06-2008, 07:42 AM
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poor jokes
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01-06-2008, 07:42 AM
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FAIL. unfunny.
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01-06-2008, 07:49 AM
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3/10 lol...
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01-06-2008, 07:51 AM
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 there... now this thread is funny.
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01-06-2008, 07:53 AM
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damn lol... pj
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01-06-2008, 05:41 PM
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only a soso joke, you've done much funnier before.
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01-06-2008, 08:21 PM
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Chafed.
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Super lame. Leave the jokes to the other joke guy.
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01-06-2008, 08:27 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Lol..I liked the second one
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01-06-2008, 09:42 PM
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First joke sounds like a Peds "Grooming" joke
"This little girl" 
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01-06-2008, 10:29 PM
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01-06-2008, 10:34 PM
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01-06-2008, 10:40 PM
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good effort, but you're no Compdoctor.
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01-06-2008, 10:53 PM
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01-06-2008, 11:04 PM
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the second one is funny
the first one - just wrong 
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01-06-2008, 11:21 PM
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Hell I have heard much much worse. Now if I could remember those I would tell you but I am certainly not the joke teller.
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