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DjiXas · 01-05-2008, 09:21 AM

A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about pussy, and their bitch. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. "Mom", the boy asks, "What's a pussy?"

The mother being startled by this thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says "Son, that is a pussy." the son then asks "What's a bitch?" The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog and says "Son, this is a bitch."

The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television. The son walks up to his father and says "Dad, what's a pussy?" The father doesn't want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out his Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the vagina and says "Son, this is a pussy!"

The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks "Then, what is a bitch?"

The dad replies, "That's everything outside the circle!"

SexualDragon · 01-05-2008, 09:26 AM

xentech · 01-05-2008, 09:29 AM

Not that funny tbh :P

Iron Fist · 01-05-2008, 09:36 AM

Farang · 01-05-2008, 09:39 AM

nice one

Slap Dot · 01-05-2008, 09:40 AM

heard it before

Paysighting · 01-05-2008, 09:40 AM

Funny!

design.guru.guy · 01-05-2008, 09:40 AM

lolz funnay

teg0 · 01-05-2008, 09:40 AM

thats a good one

alby_persignup · 01-05-2008, 10:47 AM

not bad at all.. lol

pizzaid · 01-05-2008, 10:51 AM

I would tell my son the same...TRUTH

tranza · 01-05-2008, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xentech

Not that funny tbh :P

I second that...

nikki99 · 01-05-2008, 11:14 AM

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Violetta · 01-05-2008, 12:54 PM

hahaha... goody!

MichaelP · 01-05-2008, 04:23 PM

Thanks for the plug

sicone · 01-05-2008, 04:54 PM

Elixir · 01-05-2008, 07:38 PM

heheh nice one !

gornyhuy · 01-05-2008, 07:56 PM

True dat.... and new one for me

01-05-2008, 09:21 AM	#1
DjiXas So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,108	Joke What is a bitch? A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about pussy, and their bitch. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. "Mom", the boy asks, "What's a pussy?" The mother being startled by this thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says "Son, that is a pussy." the son then asks "What's a bitch?" The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog and says "Son, this is a bitch." The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television. The son walks up to his father and says "Dad, what's a pussy?" The father doesn't want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out his Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the vagina and says "Son, this is a pussy!" The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks "Then, what is a bitch?" The dad replies, "That's everything outside the circle!"

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