How to Spot A Ron Paul Supporter

[Malicious Biz]

* Is on the internet 25 hours a day.
* Is obese
* Is a virgin who couldn't get laid in Bangkok.
* Has achieved an operating thetan level of 4 or higher.
* Lives in Montana, Wyoming, Texas, New Hampshire, or outside of the USA, where they can be found in the basement of their parent's house.
* Always bitching about the property taxes he doesn't pay on the house he doens't own, even while attending public schools.
* Has at least 100 sockpuppet accounts on Youtube. Posts "9/11 was an inside job! VOTE RON PAUL!!11" on random Youtube videos that have nothing to do with politics.
* Cant get through reviewing the toaster he bought on amazon.com without mentioning VOTE RON PAUL 2008 over 9000 times.
* Steals credit cards to contribute the monies to the campaign. Mistakenly assumes that you care about how much money Ron Paul has raised.
* Brings at least 3 or 4 firearms to his shitty Tech Support job while going on about civil disobedience.
* Owns more firearms than the entire country of Portugal
* Will always refer to Ron Paul as "Dr. Ron Paul" (as if holding a medical degree somehow qualifies you to be the leader of the free world).
* Hates Leftards
* Enjoys slapping Ron Paul bumperstickers all over random vertical surfaces
* Lives in Europe, having no voting rights in the United States whatsoever.
* Claims to have read the constitution but actually hasn't.
* Becomes emotionally distressed when someone says something remotely bad about "Dr. Paul", resulting in incoherent shrieking about Neocons, the NWO, and the Federal Reserve.
* Spouts conspiracy theories about just about everything. Accuses the mainstream media of fixing polls because they're "afraid of a Ron Paul presidency"
* Will accuse any detractor of hating the Constitution and hating liberty. This isn't at all similar to how neocons label detractors as freedom-haters who hate America.
* Believes that Ron Paul has a direct line that connects to the founding fathers, allowing him to understand the constitution better than the Supreme Court.
* Listens to the Hal Turner Show. Their best reason to vote for him: He hates n1ggers
* Has been routinely caught getting raped in the ass by Rudy Giuliani (in drag).
* Is actually a Ukranian spambot. [1]
* Has a massive persecution complex.
* Insults anyone who thinks Ron Paul isn't Jesus.

[Malicious Biz]

[marcop]

There are more Ron Paul haters on GFY than Hillary haters... how is that possible?

[Malicious Biz]

Originally Posted by marcop

There are more Ron Paul haters on GFY than Hillary haters... how is that possible?

Because Hillary supporters aren't a bunch of annoying fuckwits who spam every square inch of the internet every time she farts.

[SifuE]

Assclown if you dont vote for the man, if you think the other asshats should win shoot yourself.

[dav3]

Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

Because Hillary supporters aren't a bunch of annoying fuckwits who spam every square inch of the internet every time she farts.

Quoted for irony.

[marcop]

Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

Because Hillary supporters aren't a bunch of annoying fuckwits who spam every square inch of the internet every time she farts.

LOL . . . .

[Myst]

Paul wants to get rid of income taxes
if you dont support that, what the FUCK is wrong with you ?

[buzzy]

MaliciousBiz, you suffer from a common mental illness. You can't keep away or stop talking about something that you say you don't like, but deep down you admire.

It's what 6 year old boys do when they see a girl they like in the playground.

[Malicious Biz]

[baddog]

Originally Posted by dav3

Quoted for irony.

Perhaps, but there is some accuracy with that irony.

I find it amusing that there are so many Republicans on GFY. I never would have guessed that.

[woj]

sounds about right, heh

[baddog]

Originally Posted by Myst

Paul wants to get rid of income taxes
if you dont support that, what the FUCK is wrong with you ?

Myst, does Canada not have an income tax?

[Malicious Biz]

Originally Posted by woj

sounds about right, heh

This very thread is proving a lot of the points to be true.

[After Shock Media]

Originally Posted by Myst

Paul wants to get rid of income taxes
if you dont support that, what the FUCK is wrong with you ?

Are you aware of everything he wants to do?
Now are you aware of what a president can do?

[Malicious Biz]

Originally Posted by buzzy

MaliciousBiz, you suffer from a common mental illness. You can't keep away or stop talking about something that you say you don't like, but deep down you admire.

It's what 6 year old boys do when they see a girl they like in the playground.

Thank you for your Half-ass psychological profile Dr. Dimwit.

[buzzy]

MaliciousBiz, you suffer from a common mental illness. You can't keep away or stop talking about something that you say you don't like, but deep down you admire.

It's what 6 year old boys do when they see a girl they like in the playground.

[dav3]

Originally Posted by baddog

Perhaps, but there is some accuracy with that irony.

What? You mean all the trouble that Malicious goes through to bash Ron Paul. I'm glad you noticed the irony too.

[Malicious Biz]

Originally Posted by dav3

What? You mean all the trouble that Malicious goes through to bash Ron Paul. I'm glad you noticed the irony too.

Pictured below: Ron paul reacts to being banned by fox news

[Pleasurepays]

Originally Posted by Myst

Paul wants to get rid of income taxes
if you dont support that, what the FUCK is wrong with you ?

lets ask the question a different way.

Assume president Bush is running and said "i want to get rid of income taxes" .... would you think "hmmm, George W Bush is clearly the best person to be President of the USA... what could possibly go wrong?"

[Myst]

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

lets ask the question a different way.

Assume president Bush is running and said "i want to get rid of income taxes" .... would you think "hmmm, George W Bush is clearly the best person to be President of the USA... what could possibly go wrong?"

Except Paul has an exceptional history of following through. And he actually has legit plans and reasoning backing up his claims - for example, you can kill taxes significantly if you dont spend billions in a useless war overseas.

[baddog]

Originally Posted by Myst

Except Paul has an exceptional history of following through. And he actually has legit plans and reasoning backing up his claims - for example, you can kill taxes significantly if you dont spend billions in a useless war overseas.

Myst, I like you (I think), but there are some subjects you are clueless on. This would be one of them.

[mechanicvirus]

mali 4 prez its like bong bong yo

[mechanicvirus]

mali 4 prez its like bong bong yo!!!

[Myst]

Originally Posted by baddog

Myst, I like you (I think), but there are some subjects you are clueless on. This would be one of them.

Please prove me wrong.. mind you im canadian and dont know that much about american politics. But jesus compared to the other republican candidates, why not choose Paul?

[Pleasurepays]

Originally Posted by Myst

Except Paul has an exceptional history of following through. And he actually has legit plans and reasoning backing up his claims - for example, you can kill taxes significantly if you dont spend billions in a useless war overseas.

following through?

people seem to be confusing a consistent VOTING record with actual being the President and having to get the House and Senate behind you, unify both parties and actually get them to move in a common direction... his direction.

Presidents aren't kings. Presidents represent one branch of government.

and yeah... you can THEORETICALLY eliminate income taxes by doing this, doing that and doing the other thing. The government can't balance the budget as it is and not overspend. So of course, it makes sense to any totally insane person that removing 30-40% of their revenue is going to improve that.

I'm sure things will work out just fine... he'll remove the income tax, his first day in office (not sure how that would work) - then, being a thoroughly dysfunctional leader, he's going to bring the government together to balance the budget with 30-40% less money than current levels.

then... he'll just keep waving his magic president wand to correct every possible wrong on his own, without Republicans and Democrats.

[justFred]

Ron Paul is OK with me and I'm nowhere to be found on your list.

Less government. <--- Who's with me on this?

[spunkmaster]

Originally Posted by Myst

Except Paul has an exceptional history of following through.

He's also a fraud !

He's put close to a billion $$ in earmarks for Houston in budgets/amendments then says he's against pork spending and votes against the bill when he knows they will pass with 98% of the vote.

[Young]

Originally Posted by Myst

Please prove me wrong.. mind you im canadian and dont know that much about american politics. But jesus compared to the other republican candidates, why not choose Paul?

Please stay way the fuck over there and keep that Canadian nose of yours out of our American business.

[Young]

Originally Posted by justFred

Ron Paul is OK with me and I'm nowhere to be found on your list.

Less government. <--- Who's with me on this?

It sounds good.

Fuck...in 2012 I'm going to run for President and tell everyone EXACTLY what they want to hear in hopes of getting elected. No taxes, no cops, free booze....

and you know what I'd have a million fucking nitwits just like you sending me money.

[Myst]

Originally Posted by Young

Please stay way the fuck over there and keep that Canadian nose of yours out of our American business.

I thought people from Boston were intelligent

[Young]

Originally Posted by Myst

I thought people from Boston were intelligent

Extremely. And you've only confirmed what Canadian women tell me about Canadian men on my occasional trips to Montreal night clubs.

[JFK]

Originally Posted by Young

Extremely. And you've only confirmed what Canadian women tell me about Canadian men on my occasional trips to Montreal night clubs.

Yup, its true, 12 inches is avrege up here

[ADL Colin]

Originally Posted by JFK

Yup, its true, 12 inches is avrege up here

Ummmmm. You can count the number of black hockey players on one hand.

[The Demon]

Always better to have more Republicans than Democrats or liberals..

[MetaMan]

[notoldschool]

Wrong in every way. You just prove your ignorance with every keystroke. I would form a guess that you have wacked your pud while watching me work at least two or three times.

[Malicious Biz]

Originally Posted by notoldschool

Wrong in every way. You just prove your ignorance with every keystroke. I would form a guess that you have wacked your pud while watching me work at least two or three times.

* Insults anyone who thinks Ron Paul isn't Jesus.

* Becomes emotionally distressed when someone says something remotely bad about "Dr. Paul", resulting in incoherent shrieking about Neocons, the NWO, and the Federal Reserve.

* Spouts conspiracy theories about just about everything. Accuses the mainstream media of fixing polls because they're "afraid of a Ron Paul presidency"

* Will accuse any detractor of hating the Constitution and hating liberty. This isn't at all similar to how neocons label detractors as freedom-haters who hate America.

* Is actually a Ukranian spambot.

[spunkmister]

Originally Posted by Young

Please stay way the fuck over there and keep that Canadian nose of yours out of our American business.

lol yeah cause Americans never poke their nose where it doesnt belong..