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How to Spot A Ron Paul Supporter
* Is on the internet 25 hours a day.
* Is obese * Is a virgin who couldn't get laid in Bangkok. * Has achieved an operating thetan level of 4 or higher. * Lives in Montana, Wyoming, Texas, New Hampshire, or outside of the USA, where they can be found in the basement of their parent's house. * Always bitching about the property taxes he doesn't pay on the house he doens't own, even while attending public schools. * Has at least 100 sockpuppet accounts on Youtube. Posts "9/11 was an inside job! VOTE RON PAUL!!11" on random Youtube videos that have nothing to do with politics. * Cant get through reviewing the toaster he bought on amazon.com without mentioning VOTE RON PAUL 2008 over 9000 times. * Steals credit cards to contribute the monies to the campaign. Mistakenly assumes that you care about how much money Ron Paul has raised. * Brings at least 3 or 4 firearms to his shitty Tech Support job while going on about civil disobedience. * Owns more firearms than the entire country of Portugal * Will always refer to Ron Paul as "Dr. Ron Paul" (as if holding a medical degree somehow qualifies you to be the leader of the free world). * Hates Leftards * Enjoys slapping Ron Paul bumperstickers all over random vertical surfaces * Lives in Europe, having no voting rights in the United States whatsoever. * Claims to have read the constitution but actually hasn't. * Becomes emotionally distressed when someone says something remotely bad about "Dr. Paul", resulting in incoherent shrieking about Neocons, the NWO, and the Federal Reserve. * Spouts conspiracy theories about just about everything. Accuses the mainstream media of fixing polls because they're "afraid of a Ron Paul presidency" * Will accuse any detractor of hating the Constitution and hating liberty. This isn't at all similar to how neocons label detractors as freedom-haters who hate America. * Believes that Ron Paul has a direct line that connects to the founding fathers, allowing him to understand the constitution better than the Supreme Court. * Listens to the Hal Turner Show. Their best reason to vote for him: He hates n1ggers * Has been routinely caught getting raped in the ass by Rudy Giuliani (in drag). * Is actually a Ukranian spambot. [1] * Has a massive persecution complex. * Insults anyone who thinks Ron Paul isn't Jesus. |
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There are more Ron Paul haters on GFY than Hillary haters... how is that possible?
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Assclown if you dont vote for the man, if you think the other asshats should win shoot yourself.
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Quoted for irony.
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Paul wants to get rid of income taxes
if you dont support that, what the FUCK is wrong with you ?
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MaliciousBiz, you suffer from a common mental illness. You can't keep away or stop talking about something that you say you don't like, but deep down you admire.
It's what 6 year old boys do when they see a girl they like in the playground. |
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sounds about right, heh
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Now are you aware of what a president can do?
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Thank you for your Half-ass psychological profile Dr. Dimwit.
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MaliciousBiz, you suffer from a common mental illness. You can't keep away or stop talking about something that you say you don't like, but deep down you admire.
It's what 6 year old boys do when they see a girl they like in the playground. |
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What? You mean all the trouble that Malicious goes through to bash Ron Paul. I'm glad you noticed the irony too.
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BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
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Assume president Bush is running and said "i want to get rid of income taxes" .... would you think "hmmm, George W Bush is clearly the best person to be President of the USA... what could possibly go wrong?" |
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Except Paul has an exceptional history of following through. And he actually has legit plans and reasoning backing up his claims - for example, you can kill taxes significantly if you dont spend billions in a useless war overseas.
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Myst, I like you (I think), but there are some subjects you are clueless on. This would be one of them.
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mali 4 prez its like bong bong yo
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mali 4 prez its like bong bong yo!!!
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Please prove me wrong.. mind you im canadian and dont know that much about american politics. But jesus compared to the other republican candidates, why not choose Paul?
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people seem to be confusing a consistent VOTING record with actual being the President and having to get the House and Senate behind you, unify both parties and actually get them to move in a common direction... his direction. Presidents aren't kings. Presidents represent one branch of government. and yeah... you can THEORETICALLY eliminate income taxes by doing this, doing that and doing the other thing. The government can't balance the budget as it is and not overspend. So of course, it makes sense to any totally insane person that removing 30-40% of their revenue is going to improve that. I'm sure things will work out just fine... he'll remove the income tax, his first day in office (not sure how that would work) - then, being a thoroughly dysfunctional leader, he's going to bring the government together to balance the budget with 30-40% less money than current levels. then... he'll just keep waving his magic president wand to correct every possible wrong on his own, without Republicans and Democrats. |
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Ron Paul is OK with me and I'm nowhere to be found on your list.
Less government. <--- Who's with me on this?
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He's also a fraud ! He's put close to a billion $$ in earmarks for Houston in budgets/amendments then says he's against pork spending and votes against the bill when he knows they will pass with 98% of the vote. |
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Please stay way the fuck over there and keep that Canadian nose of yours out of our American business.
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Fuck...in 2012 I'm going to run for President and tell everyone EXACTLY what they want to hear in hopes of getting elected. No taxes, no cops, free booze.... and you know what I'd have a million fucking nitwits just like you sending me money.
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I thought people from Boston were intelligent
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Extremely. And you've only confirmed what Canadian women tell me about Canadian men on my occasional trips to Montreal night clubs.
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Ummmmm. You can count the number of black hockey players on one hand.
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Always better to have more Republicans than Democrats or liberals..
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Wrong in every way. You just prove your ignorance with every keystroke. I would form a guess that you have wacked your pud while watching me work at least two or three times.
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* Becomes emotionally distressed when someone says something remotely bad about "Dr. Paul", resulting in incoherent shrieking about Neocons, the NWO, and the Federal Reserve. * Spouts conspiracy theories about just about everything. Accuses the mainstream media of fixing polls because they're "afraid of a Ron Paul presidency" * Will accuse any detractor of hating the Constitution and hating liberty. This isn't at all similar to how neocons label detractors as freedom-haters who hate America. * Is actually a Ukranian spambot. |
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