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mastamindz · 09-30-2002, 03:00 AM

Need money? Cant pay for your crack habit? Grandma broke her hip and needs a replacement?

The good people at gfy are always willing to help out. Just post your reason for money and Im sure someone will help you out.

corvo · 09-30-2002, 03:06 AM

i need money because i like to look at large numbers on my bank balance statement.

BrettJ · 09-30-2002, 03:07 AM

going for a dvd player, huh?

visiting GFY some days - - It's like X-Mas with the salvation army and all those bell ringers...

Voodoo · 09-30-2002, 03:07 AM

see sig

mastamindz · 09-30-2002, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrettJ
going for a dvd player, huh?

visiting GFY some days - - It's like X-Mas with the salvation army and all those bell ringers...

My VHS is broken.

MetaformX · 09-30-2002, 03:08 AM

The fact that people come out of nowhere to beg on this board is solely a testament to all my hard work of making GFY so popular.

BrettJ · 09-30-2002, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX
The fact that people come out of nowhere to beg on this board is solely a testament to all my hard work of making GFY so popular.

You're a Marketing guinness. you're the one that launced the Do you, Yawhoo? campaign...

So what's next for MetaformX ?? Slowly take over the http://www thru signatures?

~Brett
*mispelling's were made to satisfy my own sleep deprived sense of humor*

MetaformX · 09-30-2002, 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrettJ

You're a Marketing guinness. you're the one that launced the Do you, Yawhoo? campaign...

So what's next for MetaformX ?? Slowly take over the http://www thru signatures?

~Brett
*mispelling's were made to satisfy my own sleep deprived sense of humor*

Brett, your acknowledgment of my past work gives me chills. How do you know so much about me?? Did you read my biography, or happen upon an article written about me? either way, your memory is as solid as my marketing skills, and that my friend, puts you in the same geniusphere as me.

BrettJ · 09-30-2002, 03:31 AM

I can fold my ears over my thumbs and say poo 3 times while blinking my eyes.

I'm hungry - bar b q ribs and mashed potatos - hmmmm... DAMN YOU COMMERCIALS - can i sue them for emotional anquish?

mee sleepy. me go watch tv and hope I can pass out

poop poop poop
~Brett

FlyingIguana · 09-30-2002, 03:41 AM

i'd like to start racing bikes, so if someone would buy me about 6 aprilia RS 250's, race gear and put me through race school i'd give you a big thank you.

hell, whoever flips the bill can be my manager and if i turn into the shumacher of motorcycle racing you'll make more than you would in porn.

McAttack · 09-30-2002, 07:29 AM

I need money because both Visa AND Mastercard are hunting me down now. (Word to the wise, don't take the Unemployment Insurance that Visa offers, it's bullshit).

I'm not making the same dough as the big boys here so I can't just find enough cash to pay them off in the couch cushions!

Also... I need to bring my drug sniffing dog to Rehab. Damn police K-9 units, they drugged my dog.

SleazyDream · 09-30-2002, 07:31 AM

I don't want you money - donate it to a charity. They need it more than I do.

machineg · 09-30-2002, 07:38 AM

I owe my dealer $75
due today

paypal to [email protected]

gothweb · 09-30-2002, 07:51 AM

I would never take advantage of this board by whining about being poor. It is in incredibly poor taste. ;)

machineg · 09-30-2002, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by machineg
I owe my dealer $75
due today
paypal to [email protected]

Soneone better send me money or I will Start a thread attacking a veteran and destroy myself.

SykkBoy · 09-30-2002, 10:47 AM

I was born a poor black child....
my parents raised me poor but honest...
my father worked in the cronfields 18-20 hours per day for 50 cents per month, but always made sure Christmas was special...
Momma did the best she could teaching sailors and lumberjacks how to dance....a dollar a dance, will bring you romance, I hate the way you look in those pants...
then it all went tragically wrong...

send me $10 via Paypal to hear the rest of my story......

TDF · 09-30-2002, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
I was born a poor black child....
my parents raised me poor but honest...
my father worked in the cronfields 18-20 hours per day for 50 cents per month, but always made sure Christmas was special...
Momma did the best she could teaching sailors and lumberjacks how to dance....a dollar a dance, will bring you romance, I hate the way you look in those pants...
then it all went tragically wrong...

send me $10 via Paypal to hear the rest of my story......

your black?

machineg · 09-30-2002, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
I was born a poor black child....
my parents raised me poor but honest...
my father worked in the cronfields 18-20 hours per day for 50 cents per month,

He woulda made more working in a corn feild
nobody eats cron anymore

gothweb · 09-30-2002, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli

your black?

He said he was *born* black.

HeadPimp · 09-30-2002, 10:56 AM

I need heaps of cash to afford a really nice suite at Internext, 'cause I spent all my money on new computers, camera equipment, models, and going drinking with AaronM...

Please send cash today!

TDF · 09-30-2002, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb

He said he was *born* black.

oh ok..i thought there was another minority on this board

gothweb · 09-30-2002, 11:06 AM

I think it's still just you.

BrookeAMC · 09-30-2002, 11:28 AM

ok I am pregnant and need to pay off my car. Anyone got an extra 8k I can have?

PornoDoggy · 09-30-2002, 11:44 AM

<img src=http://pornodoggy.com/Dutch.jpg>

I need money for new cat. I dunno where he went. Really. And I don't know where that tail come from either. Not me. Please send me money for new cat. Bunch of new cats. I am very hungry dog.

pink_in_the_middle · 09-30-2002, 12:22 PM

Ok I'm going to join everyone else needing money lol
I need anything that you can donate for new boobs. I know it sounds funny but click on my sig for more info.

redshift · 09-30-2002, 03:21 PM

I need some money 'cause I aint got none

Theo · 09-30-2002, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornoDoggy
<img src=http://pornodoggy.com/Dutch.jpg>

I need money for new cat. I dunno where he went. Really. And I don't know where that tail come from either. Not me. Please send me money for new cat. Bunch of new cats. I am very hungry dog.

i like this face!

Honeyslut · 09-30-2002, 03:39 PM

My old man never puts out so I need some $$$$ to buy myself a MANWHORE !

09-30-2002, 03:00 AM	#1
mastamindz Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 3,547	Post all sob stories and beggings for money here. Need money? Cant pay for your crack habit? Grandma broke her hip and needs a replacement? The good people at gfy are always willing to help out. Just post your reason for money and Im sure someone will help you out. __________________ If you click here, you will make money.

09-30-2002, 03:06 AM	#2
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09-30-2002, 03:07 AM	#4
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09-30-2002, 03:08 AM	#6
MetaformX Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,704	The fact that people come out of nowhere to beg on this board is solely a testament to all my hard work of making GFY so popular. __________________

09-30-2002, 07:29 AM	#11
McAttack Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 625	I need money because both Visa AND Mastercard are hunting me down now. (Word to the wise, don't take the Unemployment Insurance that Visa offers, it's bullshit). I'm not making the same dough as the big boys here so I can't just find enough cash to pay them off in the couch cushions! Also... I need to bring my drug sniffing dog to Rehab. Damn police K-9 units, they drugged my dog. __________________ You know Teen Kelly converts like crazy.

09-30-2002, 03:07 AM	#3
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09-30-2002, 03:31 AM	#9
BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	I can fold my ears over my thumbs and say poo 3 times while blinking my eyes. I'm hungry - bar b q ribs and mashed potatos - hmmmm... DAMN YOU COMMERCIALS - can i sue them for emotional anquish? mee sleepy. me go watch tv and hope I can pass out poop poop poop ~Brett

09-30-2002, 03:41 AM	#10
FlyingIguana aspiring banker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 10,870	i'd like to start racing bikes, so if someone would buy me about 6 aprilia RS 250's, race gear and put me through race school i'd give you a big thank you. hell, whoever flips the bill can be my manager and if i turn into the shumacher of motorcycle racing you'll make more than you would in porn.

09-30-2002, 07:31 AM	#12
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09-30-2002, 07:38 AM	#13
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09-30-2002, 07:51 AM	#14
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09-30-2002, 10:47 AM	#16
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	I was born a poor black child.... my parents raised me poor but honest... my father worked in the cronfields 18-20 hours per day for 50 cents per month, but always made sure Christmas was special... Momma did the best she could teaching sailors and lumberjacks how to dance....a dollar a dance, will bring you romance, I hate the way you look in those pants... then it all went tragically wrong... send me $10 via Paypal to hear the rest of my story...... __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

09-30-2002, 10:56 AM	#20
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09-30-2002, 11:06 AM	#22
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09-30-2002, 11:28 AM	#23
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09-30-2002, 11:44 AM	#24
PornoDoggy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,053	<img src=http://pornodoggy.com/Dutch.jpg> I need money for new cat. I dunno where he went. Really. And I don't know where that tail come from either. Not me. Please send me money for new cat. Bunch of new cats. I am very hungry dog.

09-30-2002, 12:22 PM	#25
pink_in_the_middle Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: O Canada Posts: 4,503	Ok I'm going to join everyone else needing money lol I need anything that you can donate for new boobs. I know it sounds funny but click on my sig for more info. __________________ pinkysteph AT gmail DOT com I'm a native english speaker from Canada with a firm ass, excellent grammar and punctuation skills. If you're in need of text for your: blog, paysite galleries, DVD covers, image cropping, content purchasing, content insertion or anything else along these lines, please feel free to give me a shout. And I’m female to boot

09-30-2002, 03:21 PM	#26
redshift Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: anus fuckin' yo mama Posts: 1,044	I need some money 'cause I aint got none

09-30-2002, 03:39 PM	#28
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