Post all sob stories and beggings for money here.
 

Need money? Cant pay for your crack habit? Grandma broke her hip and needs a replacement?

The good people at gfy are always willing to help out. Just post your reason for money and Im sure someone will help you out.

:winkwink:

i need money because i like to look at large numbers on my bank balance statement.

going for a dvd player, huh?

visiting GFY some days - - It's like X-Mas with the salvation army and all those bell ringers...

see sig

My VHS is broken.

The fact that people come out of nowhere to beg on this board is solely a testament to all my hard work of making GFY so popular.

You're a Marketing guinness. you're the one that launced the Do you, Yawhoo? campaign...

So what's next for MetaformX ?? Slowly take over the http://www thru signatures?

~Brett
*mispelling's were made to satisfy my own sleep deprived sense of humor*

Brett, your acknowledgment of my past work gives me chills. How do you know so much about me?? Did you read my biography, or happen upon an article written about me? either way, your memory is as solid as my marketing skills, and that my friend, puts you in the same geniusphere as me.

I can fold my ears over my thumbs and say poo 3 times while blinking my eyes.

I'm hungry - bar b q ribs and mashed potatos - hmmmm... DAMN YOU COMMERCIALS - can i sue them for emotional anquish?

mee sleepy. me go watch tv and hope I can pass out

poop poop poop
~Brett

i'd like to start racing bikes, so if someone would buy me about 6 aprilia RS 250's, race gear and put me through race school i'd give you a big thank you.

hell, whoever flips the bill can be my manager and if i turn into the shumacher of motorcycle racing you'll make more than you would in porn. :thumbsup

I need money because both Visa AND Mastercard are hunting me down now. (Word to the wise, don't take the Unemployment Insurance that Visa offers, it's bullshit).

I'm not making the same dough as the big boys here so I can't just find enough cash to pay them off in the couch cushions!

Also... I need to bring my drug sniffing dog to Rehab. Damn police K-9 units, they drugged my dog.

I don't want you money - donate it to a charity. They need it more than I do.

I owe my dealer $75
due today :winkwink:
paypal to [email protected]

:321GFY

I would never take advantage of this board by whining about being poor. It is in incredibly poor taste. ;)

Soneone better send me money or I will Start a thread attacking a veteran and destroy myself.
:BangBang:

I was born a poor black child....
my parents raised me poor but honest...
my father worked in the cronfields 18-20 hours per day for 50 cents per month, but always made sure Christmas was special...
Momma did the best she could teaching sailors and lumberjacks how to dance....a dollar a dance, will bring you romance, I hate the way you look in those pants...
then it all went tragically wrong...

send me $10 via Paypal to hear the rest of my story......

your black?

He woulda made more working in a corn feild
nobody eats cron anymore :Graucho

He said he was *born* black.

I need heaps of cash to afford a really nice suite at Internext, 'cause I spent all my money on new computers, camera equipment, models, and going drinking with AaronM...

Please send cash today! :2 cents: :2 cents: :2 cents:

oh ok..i thought there was another minority on this board :(

I think it's still just you.

ok I am pregnant and need to pay off my car. Anyone got an extra 8k I can have?

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I need money for new cat. I dunno where he went. Really. And I don't know where that tail come from either. Not me. Please send me money for new cat. Bunch of new cats. I am very hungry dog.

Ok I'm going to join everyone else needing money lol
I need anything that you can donate for new boobs. I know it sounds funny but click on my sig for more info.

I need some money 'cause I aint got none

i like this face!

My old man never puts out so I need some $$$$ to buy myself a MANWHORE !


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