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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Lazyness is a lifestyle
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Do you count sheeps?
What is your tip to sleep fast and easy?
I was trying the count from 300 to 0 that I read in Maxim mag but I stopped at 250 or so because I wasn't sleeping yet. I'm also too lazy to have my imagination draw up a full sheep going over a fence... and repeat it until I sleep. It takes some hard work to do that.
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![]() Force yourself to think of nothing... don't contemplate, but rather allow your thoughts to flow without focusing on anything. This is called free drift meditation and such can also be done by yourself while you do your daily activities or trying to call it a night so you can fall asleep.
Later, .
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Join Date: Jul 2002
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i cant fall asleep unless im tired
i envy those who can just lay in bed and fall asleep after 3-5 minutes
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Now with more Jayne
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I do a sort of 'name game' where I slowly go through the alphabet in my mind and for each letter I put a female name to it..so, A is for Amanda, etc If I am still awake at Z I then go for male names.
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#5 |
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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sheep have proven to do the job for me........
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Gringo in Puerto Rico
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best thing that works for me is trying to watch tv or a movie while in bed.
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#7 |
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Join Date: Sep 2002
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when I was 12 there was no need to count anything
when I was 16 I counted pussies when I was 25 I counted $ now I am 33 and there is no need to count as I am not able to fall asleep anyway.
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#8 |
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Location: buffalo, las vegas. icq: 285808879
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i got tired of counting all the different gfy nicks a long time ago.
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#9 |
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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How does counting sheep or "thinking" of girls names starting with letters of the alphabet actually help you to sleep? If I am actively counting I will automatically become even more alert in order to count even more; it's going to stimulate my brain to stay awake so I can keep on counting. I don't think it will get me tired to the point where I will stop counting. How does this tactic actually help you fall asleep??
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Now with more Jayne
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never tried sheep, if i cant sleep i get up and do something til im tired.Alot of times the reason we cant sleep is racing thoughts.
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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Always takes me ages to fall asleep. Normally too many thoughts still in my head at night...
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i count sheep everytime i click on a post on gfy
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The best thing for me is to force me to think of nothing. After that I concentrate myself to listen my breathing.. and usually under 4-5 min I am gone !
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i can never get to sleep quickly.
i'll lay there for a while and nothing. if i start thinking about house projects i want to do or something like that, it usually helps. tony is annoying though. he'll say goodnight to me and in 3 seconds he's snoring. jerk! ![]()
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Now with more Jayne
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I can't make myself think about nothing..It just doesn't happen.
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#18 |
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Join Date: Oct 2007
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Dude you want to sleep drink hard and fast!! counting sheep how old are you fucking five..Try counting nipples all shapes sizes and colors..
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