WOW - only 48 people went to see Jessica Simpsons new movie - worst flop ever! - GoFuckYourself.com

wtfent · 12-30-2007, 11:17 PM

http://www.digg.com/movies/Jessica_S..._384_on_Friday

spunkmister · 12-30-2007, 11:23 PM

she is pretty much big screen poison...she can't act worth a damn, and the "big titted blonde" thing only works for so long before someone younger comes along...wonder what the outcome would have been if it was a nation wide release.

L-Pink · 12-30-2007, 11:24 PM

Couldn't the producers see this after the first few days?

shahab6 · 12-30-2007, 11:28 PM

Her movie was not good

Drake · 12-30-2007, 11:50 PM

lol

.....

jollyperv · 12-31-2007, 12:02 AM

Talentless fucktoy, nothing more

12-31-2007, 12:41 AM

In other news, this is Andy Dick's highest grossing film to date!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0887719/

J$tyle$ · 12-31-2007, 02:01 AM

http://www.dlisted.com/node/20518

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Jessica Simpson's theatrical blockbuster "Blonde Ambition" managed to make around $1,200 this past weekend. Her movie opened on just 8 screens in Texas. That's about 50 clams a day for each screen which means 6 people showed up to each showing. In total around 150 actually showed total.

Unfortunately, it looks like Jessica Simpson didn't beat the record of the lowest-grossing film in history. Last year a movie called "Zyzzx Road" starring Katherine Heigl opened on one screen in Dallas. It made $30 total for one full weekend, but the bulk of its money came from its opening night which grossed the movie $20.

Ugh, Jessica can't even win the title of the lowest-gross film in history!

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http://imdb.com/title/tt0429277/trivia

Trivia for
Zyzzyx Rd. (2006)

* Only opened in one theater (Highland Village Park Theater in Dallas, Texas) ran for six days, and amassed a final total of $20 (originally tallied as $30, but $10 was refunded to a member of the film's crew who paid to see the movie) in box office takings.

* The film's very limited release was a technical necessity to comply with Screen Actors Guild's regulations.

tiger · 12-31-2007, 02:53 AM

I'm shocked, 48 people paid to see that?

Guess its time for her to release a sex tape.

pr0 · 12-31-2007, 03:20 AM

but she's fucking tony romo

who just got stomped by the redskins ; )

mrwilson · 12-31-2007, 03:24 AM

It might of had more chance of being a success if it had an original story line.
Same shit, different actors, like most films today.

Sarah_Jayne · 12-31-2007, 04:09 AM

I wasn't aware she even had a film ..which pretty much says it right there.

Slap Dot · 12-31-2007, 05:54 AM

She should do horror movies and show some tits.

It'll make the moolah.

DEA - banned for life · 12-31-2007, 05:57 AM

great flick ...cant wait for the dvd

justFred · 12-31-2007, 06:03 AM

bootlegging now!

...jk

cranki · 12-31-2007, 06:03 AM

haha, that should teach her a lesson

sextapes sell wayyyy better

[ScreaM] · 12-31-2007, 06:16 AM

I don't like Jessica Simpson.

Manowar · 12-31-2007, 06:18 AM

thats fucking terrible

SexualDragon · 12-31-2007, 06:39 AM

little does everyone know, those 48 are the only ones who heard about simpson giving them blowjobs for watching the movie

ajrocks · 12-31-2007, 07:15 AM

Tranny Alert!

FredIsMe · 12-31-2007, 07:19 AM

At least she created a new record.

xmas13 · 12-31-2007, 07:24 AM

She is rich and beautiful, you are ugly and broke

Phil · 12-31-2007, 07:28 AM

Must have been all Tony Romo's family and friends at that theater

florin · 12-31-2007, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by jollyperv

Talentless fucktoy, nothing more

Klen · 12-31-2007, 09:46 AM

Who is Jessica Simpsons?

Michaelious · 12-31-2007, 09:48 AM

What a complete surprize!

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spunkmister Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,362	she is pretty much big screen poison...she can't act worth a damn, and the "big titted blonde" thing only works for so long before someone younger comes along...wonder what the outcome would have been if it was a nation wide release.

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L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Couldn't the producers see this after the first few days?

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shahab6 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Los angeles Posts: 1,614	Her movie was not good

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shermo Guest Posts: n/a	In other news, this is Andy Dick's highest grossing film to date! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0887719/

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mrwilson mrwilson 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: ICQ: 465406783 Posts: 5,122	It might of had more chance of being a success if it had an original story line. Same shit, different actors, like most films today.

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	I wasn't aware she even had a film ..which pretty much says it right there.

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DEA - banned for life V.I.P. Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: InYour Head Posts: 7,886	great flick ...cant wait for the dvd

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