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WOW - only 48 people went to see Jessica Simpsons new movie - worst flop ever!

she is pretty much big screen poison...she can't act worth a damn, and the "big titted blonde" thing only works for so long before someone younger comes along...wonder what the outcome would have been if it was a nation wide release.

Couldn't the producers see this after the first few days?

Her movie was not good

Talentless fucktoy, nothing more

In other news, this is Andy Dick's highest grossing film to date!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0887719/

http://www.dlisted.com/node/20518

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Jessica Simpson's theatrical blockbuster "Blonde Ambition" managed to make around $1,200 this past weekend. Her movie opened on just 8 screens in Texas. That's about 50 clams a day for each screen which means 6 people showed up to each showing. In total around 150 actually showed total.

Unfortunately, it looks like Jessica Simpson didn't beat the record of the lowest-grossing film in history. Last year a movie called "Zyzzx Road" starring Katherine Heigl opened on one screen in Dallas. It made $30 total for one full weekend, but the bulk of its money came from its opening night which grossed the movie $20.

Ugh, Jessica can't even win the title of the lowest-gross film in history!

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http://imdb.com/title/tt0429277/trivia

Trivia for
Zyzzyx Rd. (2006)

* Only opened in one theater (Highland Village Park Theater in Dallas, Texas) ran for six days, and amassed a final total of $20 (originally tallied as $30, but $10 was refunded to a member of the film's crew who paid to see the movie) in box office takings.

* The film's very limited release was a technical necessity to comply with Screen Actors Guild's regulations.

I'm shocked, 48 people paid to see that?

Guess its time for her to release a sex tape.

but she's fucking tony romo

who just got stomped by the redskins ; )

It might of had more chance of being a success if it had an original story line.
Same shit, different actors, like most films today.

I wasn't aware she even had a film ..which pretty much says it right there.

She should do horror movies and show some tits.

It'll make the moolah.

great flick ...cant wait for the dvd :thumbsup

bootlegging now!

...jk

haha, that should teach her a lesson :thumbsup sextapes sell wayyyy better :thumbsup

I don't like Jessica Simpson.

thats fucking terrible

little does everyone know, those 48 are the only ones who heard about simpson giving them blowjobs for watching the movie

At least she created a new record.

She is rich and beautiful, you are ugly and broke :)

Must have been all Tony Romo's family and friends at that theater

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Originally Posted by jollyperv (Post 13581739)

Talentless fucktoy, nothing more

:thumbsup

Who is Jessica Simpsons?

What a complete surprize!:321GFY