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Old 12-30-2007, 09:02 AM   #1
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Sunday's Joke
A guy is walking around in a supermarket yelling, "Cris-co, Cris-co?"

A store clerk says to him, "Sir, the Crisco is in Aisle Five."

He says, "I'm not looking for cooking Crisco, I'm calling my wife."

The clerk says, "Your wife is named Crisco'?"

He says, "No, I only call her that in public."

The clerk says, "What do you call her when you're home?"

He says, "Lard ass."
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Old 12-30-2007, 09:51 AM   #2
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Old 12-30-2007, 09:56 AM   #3
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lol sounds like white trash
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Old 12-30-2007, 10:10 AM   #4
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that's very cold and very funny.
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Old 12-30-2007, 11:03 AM   #5
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ummmm.... wish i knew what Crisco is....
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Old 12-30-2007, 11:04 AM   #6
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Old 12-30-2007, 11:06 AM   #7
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ummmm.... wish i knew what Crisco is....


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisco
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Old 12-30-2007, 11:09 AM   #8
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Old 12-30-2007, 11:11 AM   #9
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Never heard it. Funny mate.
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Old 12-30-2007, 11:50 AM   #10
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Nice! simple but funny.
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Old 12-30-2007, 11:55 AM   #11
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Old 12-30-2007, 11:57 AM   #12
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hehe new to me
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Old 12-30-2007, 12:11 PM   #13
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Old 12-30-2007, 02:38 PM   #14
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lol... good one
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Old 12-30-2007, 05:51 PM   #15
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Old 12-30-2007, 08:50 PM   #16
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It's decent. It's worth a smirk.
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Old 12-30-2007, 09:24 PM   #17
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Old 12-30-2007, 09:28 PM   #18
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Old 12-30-2007, 10:10 PM   #19
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Heh heh..that made me chuckle
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