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Compdoctor 12-30-2007 09:02 AM

Sunday's Joke
 
A guy is walking around in a supermarket yelling, "Cris-co, Cris-co?"

A store clerk says to him, "Sir, the Crisco is in Aisle Five."

He says, "I'm not looking for cooking Crisco, I'm calling my wife."

The clerk says, "Your wife is named Crisco'?"

He says, "No, I only call her that in public."

The clerk says, "What do you call her when you're home?"

He says, "Lard ass."

SexualDragon 12-30-2007 09:51 AM

:1orglaugh

Persius 12-30-2007 09:56 AM

lol sounds like white trash

tony286 12-30-2007 10:10 AM

that's very cold and very funny.

everestcash 12-30-2007 11:03 AM

ummmm.... wish i knew what Crisco is....

D 12-30-2007 11:04 AM

:1orglaugh

D 12-30-2007 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by everestcash (Post 13579559)
ummmm.... wish i knew what Crisco is....

http://www.price-club.co.jp/cgi-bin/...2016oz%20L.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisco

martinsc 12-30-2007 11:09 AM

:1orglaugh

Michaelious 12-30-2007 11:11 AM

Never heard it. Funny mate.

gornyhuy 12-30-2007 11:50 AM

Nice! :) simple but funny.

amandaspost 12-30-2007 11:55 AM

haha :1orglaugh

bobby666 12-30-2007 11:57 AM

hehe new to me

EthnicLover 12-30-2007 12:11 PM

Ten points on the corny scale!

VeriSexy 12-30-2007 02:38 PM

lol... good one

sicone 12-30-2007 05:51 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

FredIsMe 12-30-2007 08:50 PM

It's decent. It's worth a smirk.

woj 12-30-2007 09:24 PM

:1orglaugh

qxm 12-30-2007 09:28 PM

good stuff...

Spunky 12-30-2007 10:10 PM

Heh heh..that made me chuckle


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