100 facts about Halcyon Pink - GoFuckYourself.com

Halcyon · 12-29-2007, 03:18 PM

http://www.100factsabout.com/Halcyon/Pink

# Halcyon Pink doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
# Halcyon Pink once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
# The movie Ray is loosely based on the life of Halcyon Pink, only they substituted piano playing for eating toddlers, and blindness for the ability to fly.

man, I love this site.

Damian_Maxcash · 12-29-2007, 03:30 PM

# Halcyon Pink once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Damian_Maxcash · 12-29-2007, 03:34 PM

*Damian Hill doesn't have a computer. Just a basement full of Asian kids that memorize numbers.

http://www.100factsabout.com/damian/hill

They have some god ones

donkevlar · 12-29-2007, 03:36 PM

Fact 101: Halycon should put on some fucking underwear

Damian_Maxcash · 12-29-2007, 03:37 PM

*Damian Hill once stated that he "doesn't wail on sissy boys." This led to the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze. Little do those pitiful fools know that Damian Hill was just making it easier to find sissy boys to wail on.

Sorry Hal - didnt mean to hijak your thread

Dirty F · 12-29-2007, 03:38 PM

There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Halcyon Pink is going to walk.

Isnt that supposed 3 horsemen then?

SteveLightspeed · 12-29-2007, 03:39 PM

"91. If at first you don't succeed, you must not be Steve Lightspeed. "

Halcyon · 12-29-2007, 03:45 PM

Halcyon Pink owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

kektex · 12-29-2007, 03:47 PM

1.Kektex was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

Damian_Maxcash · 12-29-2007, 03:48 PM

# Damian Hill became a vegetarian not because he loves animals, but because he hates plants.

kektex · 12-29-2007, 03:49 PM

#Kektex beat a wall at tennis. Yes. A WALL.

hehehe this site is awesome

PersianKitty · 12-29-2007, 03:51 PM

I love it!

Persian Kitty invented black. In fact, she invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Halcyon invented pink.

Persian Kitty does not believe that there are 50 states, only 2, because where ever she goes becomes a State of Emergency and whenever she leaves, she leaves a State of Destruction

Persian Kitty puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Persian Kitty doesn't play "hide-and-seek." She plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."

donkevlar · 12-29-2007, 03:52 PM

Wait a minute... these are all just stolen "Chuck Norris" jokes...

Halcyon · 12-29-2007, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar

Wait a minute... these are all just stolen "Chuck Norris" jokes...

Exactamundo! (it says that on the page somewhere.)

RAM · 12-29-2007, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Damian_Maxcash

# Halcyon Pink once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

That is GREAT

NoWhErE · 12-29-2007, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar

Wait a minute... these are all just stolen "Chuck Norris" jokes...

No shit sherlock.

and btw, they are from Chuck Norris, Bill Gates, Vin Diesel, Steve Jobs, Ron Paul and a few others

yumma · 12-29-2007, 03:57 PM

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papill0n · 12-29-2007, 03:59 PM

haha cool!

just don't put a space anywhere or it breaks

kektex · 12-29-2007, 04:03 PM

Kektex was born with the right to party. Unlike the rest of us, who have to fight for it.

minddust · 12-29-2007, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Damian_Maxcash

# Halcyon Pink once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

(post a la manowhore)

SuzzyQ · 12-29-2007, 05:35 PM

Halcyon Pink can drive at the speed of light, turn his head lights on and they actually work.

CuriousToyBoy · 12-30-2007, 02:45 AM

That site is awesome !

9. Curious Toyboy can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved.

;-)

Klen · 12-30-2007, 04:34 AM

It seems they repeat facts,but they still are funny.
"Onions do not make Klen Telaris cry. Klen Telaris makes onions crap themselves."

Farang · 12-30-2007, 05:25 AM

Andrew does not sleep. He waits.

[ScreaM] · 12-30-2007, 06:19 AM

# Halcyon Pink once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

ROTFLMAO!

FredIsMe · 12-30-2007, 08:23 AM

Rip off of Chuck Norris facts. Decent though.

12-29-2007, 03:18 PM	#1
Halcyon Spread The Pink! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: TrampStampStudios.com Posts: 8,609	100 facts about Halcyon Pink http://www.100factsabout.com/Halcyon/Pink # Halcyon Pink doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. # Halcyon Pink once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. # The movie Ray is loosely based on the life of Halcyon Pink, only they substituted piano playing for eating toddlers, and blindness for the ability to fly. man, I love this site. __________________ HAL on TEDx:

12-29-2007, 03:39 PM	#7
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	"91. If at first you don't succeed, you must not be Steve Lightspeed. " __________________ Abra-cadabra!

12-29-2007, 03:45 PM	#8
Halcyon Spread The Pink! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: TrampStampStudios.com Posts: 8,609	Halcyon Pink owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno. __________________ HAL on TEDx:

12-29-2007, 03:51 PM	#12
PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	I love it! Persian Kitty invented black. In fact, she invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Halcyon invented pink. Persian Kitty does not believe that there are 50 states, only 2, because where ever she goes becomes a State of Emergency and whenever she leaves, she leaves a State of Destruction Persian Kitty puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter". Persian Kitty doesn't play "hide-and-seek." She plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you." __________________ Wondering what webmaster programs PK uses? Check them out here!

12-29-2007, 03:52 PM	#13
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12-29-2007, 03:30 PM	#2
Damian_Maxcash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MaxCash.com Posts: 12,745	# Halcyon Pink once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

12-29-2007, 03:34 PM	#3
Damian_Maxcash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MaxCash.com Posts: 12,745	*Damian Hill doesn't have a computer. Just a basement full of Asian kids that memorize numbers. http://www.100factsabout.com/damian/hill They have some god ones

12-29-2007, 03:36 PM	#4
donkevlar Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,325	Fact 101: Halycon should put on some fucking underwear __________________ [email protected]

12-29-2007, 03:37 PM	#5
Damian_Maxcash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MaxCash.com Posts: 12,745	*Damian Hill once stated that he "doesn't wail on sissy boys." This led to the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze. Little do those pitiful fools know that Damian Hill was just making it easier to find sissy boys to wail on. Sorry Hal - didnt mean to hijak your thread

12-29-2007, 03:38 PM	#6
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Halcyon Pink is going to walk. Isnt that supposed 3 horsemen then?

12-29-2007, 03:47 PM	#9
kektex Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: elkektex at gmail Posts: 1,813	1.Kektex was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

12-29-2007, 03:48 PM	#10
Damian_Maxcash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MaxCash.com Posts: 12,745	# Damian Hill became a vegetarian not because he loves animals, but because he hates plants.

12-29-2007, 03:49 PM	#11
kektex Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: elkektex at gmail Posts: 1,813	#Kektex beat a wall at tennis. Yes. A WALL. hehehe this site is awesome

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12-29-2007, 03:59 PM	#18
papill0n Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,547	haha cool! just don't put a space anywhere or it breaks

12-29-2007, 04:03 PM	#19
kektex Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: elkektex at gmail Posts: 1,813	Kektex was born with the right to party. Unlike the rest of us, who have to fight for it.

12-29-2007, 05:35 PM	#21
SuzzyQ Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Along the shore. Posts: 1,557	Halcyon Pink can drive at the speed of light, turn his head lights on and they actually work.

12-30-2007, 02:45 AM	#22
CuriousToyBoy Crazy Aussie Bastard Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Wherever I lay my hat, that's my home. Posts: 16,787	That site is awesome ! 9. Curious Toyboy can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved. ;-) __________________ Celebs Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

12-30-2007, 04:34 AM	#23
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	It seems they repeat facts,but they still are funny. "Onions do not make Klen Telaris cry. Klen Telaris makes onions crap themselves."

12-30-2007, 05:25 AM	#24
Farang one sick puppy Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Where the worst of the West meets the worst of the East Posts: 11,647	Andrew does not sleep. He waits. __________________ fbm

12-30-2007, 06:19 AM	#25
[ScreaM] Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,664	# Halcyon Pink once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. ROTFLMAO!

12-30-2007, 08:23 AM	#26
FredIsMe So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Livin' in America Posts: 2,406	Rip off of Chuck Norris facts. Decent though.