100 facts about Halcyon Pink
 

http://www.100factsabout.com/Halcyon/Pink


# Halcyon Pink doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
# Halcyon Pink once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
# The movie Ray is loosely based on the life of Halcyon Pink, only they substituted piano playing for eating toddlers, and blindness for the ability to fly.

man, I love this site. :)
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# Halcyon Pink once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

*Damian Hill doesn't have a computer. Just a basement full of Asian kids that memorize numbers.

http://www.100factsabout.com/damian/hill

They have some god ones

Fact 101: Halycon should put on some fucking underwear

*Damian Hill once stated that he "doesn't wail on sissy boys." This led to the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze. Little do those pitiful fools know that Damian Hill was just making it easier to find sissy boys to wail on.

Sorry Hal - didnt mean to hijak your thread :)

There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Halcyon Pink is going to walk.

Isnt that supposed 3 horsemen then?

"91. If at first you don't succeed, you must not be Steve Lightspeed. "

Halcyon Pink owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

1.Kektex was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

# Damian Hill became a vegetarian not because he loves animals, but because he hates plants. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

#Kektex beat a wall at tennis. Yes. A WALL.

hehehe this site is awesome

I love it!

Persian Kitty invented black. In fact, she invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Halcyon invented pink.

Persian Kitty does not believe that there are 50 states, only 2, because where ever she goes becomes a State of Emergency and whenever she leaves, she leaves a State of Destruction

Persian Kitty puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Persian Kitty doesn't play "hide-and-seek." She plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."

Wait a minute... these are all just stolen "Chuck Norris" jokes...

Exactamundo! (it says that on the page somewhere.)

That is GREAT :thumbsup

No shit sherlock.

and btw, they are from Chuck Norris, Bill Gates, Vin Diesel, Steve Jobs, Ron Paul and a few others

great dude!

haha cool!

just don't put a space anywhere or it breaks :(

Kektex was born with the right to party. Unlike the rest of us, who have to fight for it.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
(post a la manowhore)

Halcyon Pink can drive at the speed of light, turn his head lights on and they actually work.

That site is awesome !

9. Curious Toyboy can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved.

;-)

It seems they repeat facts,but they still are funny.
"Onions do not make Klen Telaris cry. Klen Telaris makes onions crap themselves."

Andrew does not sleep. He waits. :pimp

# Halcyon Pink once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

ROTFLMAO!

Rip off of Chuck Norris facts. Decent though.