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biskoppen · 12-29-2007, 02:52 PM

Fleshlight, you guys wont sleep for days when you get back in office...
Sending the whole crew on vacation between christmas and new year?

Lazy fucks!

My guess is that you will have several thousand orders lined up waiting for you

Damian_Maxcash · 12-29-2007, 02:53 PM

What am I missing?

edit> or is it irony?

biskoppen · 12-29-2007, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Damian_Maxcash

What am I missing?

It's the way their stats work... most part of the sales aren't added to the stats before they're processed manually.. The screenshots shows that 3 sales showing , but in the bottom 33 is showing.. those 33 will pop up later when they process them manually... That's why mondays, sometimes tuesdays always flood with sales in the fleshlight stats.. those are stats for the whole weekend...

Damian_Maxcash · 12-29-2007, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biskoppen

It's the way their stats work... most part of the sales aren't added to the stats before they're processed manually.. The screenshots shows that 3 sales showing , but in the bottom 33 is showing.. those 33 will pop up later when they process them manually... That's why mondays, sometimes tuesdays always flood with sales in the fleshlight stats.. those are stats for the whole weekend...

Ah ok - well done then!

I havnt tried them yet..

biskoppen · 12-29-2007, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Damian_Maxcash

Ah ok - well done then!

I havnt tried them yet..

They convert on more or less any traffic you sent them... use to be better, but still worth promoting for sure

Fleshlight Team · 12-29-2007, 03:59 PM

Nice job!

Actually, we have staff working extended hours through the weekend to get these orders ready to ship (couriers don't pick up til Monday).

Who told you we gave people time off?

T

FleshJoe2005 · 12-29-2007, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biskoppen

Fleshlight, you guys wont sleep for days when you get back in office...
Sending the whole crew on vacation between christmas and new year?

Lazy fucks!

My guess is that you will have several thousand orders lined up waiting for you

Biskoppen that conversion ratio (1:600 if all sales shipped) is terrible... What did it use to be? Contact me over ICQ if you wanna talk. I have slightly better conversions than that, can't disclose them here. But with your traffic, hella, I'd be retired by now.

biskoppen · 12-30-2007, 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FleshJoe2005

Biskoppen that conversion ratio (1:600 if all sales shipped) is terrible... What did it use to be? Contact me over ICQ if you wanna talk. I have slightly better conversions than that, can't disclose them here. But with your traffic, hella, I'd be retired by now.

Ratios only shows how you sent the traffic in many cases...

"Buy fleshlight here for $49.95" will most likely bring 1:50 ratios
"Check out the fleshlight here" will most likely bring 1:500 ratios
"Free fleshlight here" will most likely bring 1:5000 ratios

All the above with average TGP traffic

When comparing to other stuff we sell (fastsize, pills etc etc) in the same way as we sell your stuff, yours is selling better..

If you want better ratios I just change what my outgoing links says ;)

FleshJoe2005 · 12-30-2007, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biskoppen

If you want better ratios I just change what my outgoing links says ;)

So I'm guessing you don't want better ratios

DaddyHalbucks · 12-30-2007, 03:12 PM

I am sure they had a very green Christmas.

biskoppen · 12-30-2007, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FleshJoe2005

So I'm guessing you don't want better ratios

Well, no

I look at sales count, not ratios

FleshJoe2005 · 12-30-2007, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biskoppen

Well, no

I look at sales count, not ratios

I know, I was being facetious. I guess with a more specific text like the $49.95 offer you're going to send less traffic but more targetted.

I'm at 1:30 for the year, whatever that may mean. Probably that I have laser targetted traffic.

beta-tester · 12-30-2007, 08:16 PM

I am with Joe on this one as well! My fleshlight ratios are amazing. Altho I don't send bunch of traffic the shit sells soooo good!

Where are all those hits are coming from biskoppen? I am impressed with the numbers...

FredIsMe · 12-30-2007, 08:21 PM

Those are some weak ratios

Nicky · 12-30-2007, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beta-tester

I am with Joe on this one as well! My fleshlight ratios are amazing. Altho I don't send bunch of traffic the shit sells soooo good!

Where are all those hits are coming from biskoppen? I am impressed with the numbers...

I guess general TGP traffic since that is what he refers to in a post above

Kimo · 12-31-2007, 01:52 AM

0:7389

...

elitegirls · 12-31-2007, 02:40 AM

1:24 in dec 2007 for me.

and it says "Total Orders Placed for this time period (only counting orders placed after 09/15/06): 26"

biskoppen · 12-31-2007, 03:46 AM

Yeah, general TGP traffic... banners on galleries etc.
I'm satisfied with the numbers - even though it looks like bad ratios to some people ;)

the indigo · 01-04-2008, 03:01 AM

Anybody heard news about this?

This is not only relied to the "Christmas season" since it began around December 10.

12/10/2007 to 01/03/2008:
Total Orders Placed for this time period: 406
Total Orders Shipped for this period: 207

This is 51% shipping ratio versus our normal 90%... so obviously money gets out of our pockets to pay advertising during that time. I'm watching this issue closely.

biskoppen · 01-04-2008, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the indigo

Anybody heard news about this?

This is not only relied to the "Christmas season" since it began around December 10.

12/10/2007 to 01/03/2008:
Total Orders Placed for this time period: 406
Total Orders Shipped for this period: 207

This is 51% shipping ratio versus our normal 90%... so obviously money gets out of our pockets to pay advertising during that time. I'm watching this issue closely.

I'm pretty sure they will be shipped in the next few days

the indigo · 01-11-2008, 02:32 PM

Just wanted to check if this bug apply only to our account:

Total Orders Placed for 01/08/2008 - 01/09/2008 = 0

beta-tester · 01-11-2008, 02:53 PM

i dunno what's up with them! Todd doesn't answer on icq!!! Sales are way down since they switched to the new site....what's happening?

Thead · 01-11-2008, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beta-tester

i dunno what's up with them! Todd doesn't answer on icq!!! Sales are way down since they switched to the new site....what's happening?

Same here. Been trying to contact them for a week now to get some support and they are not answering. My ratio suddenly went from 1:74 to 0:1300. Not a single sale for the past 7 days.

Thead · 01-12-2008, 10:49 AM

and still no answer

Evil E · 01-12-2008, 01:26 PM

bumpadidoo

Thead · 01-12-2008, 05:29 PM

bump for 8 days with no sales and no support

the indigo · 01-15-2008, 12:26 AM

...bump...

beta-tester · 01-15-2008, 02:55 AM

BUMP~~~~ This becomes serious!

FleshJoe2005 · 01-15-2008, 09:33 PM

I will bring this thread to Todd's attention. I also don't know what's going on over at ILF, my checks are coming regularly so things are working just fine, but communications could be better

beta-tester · 01-16-2008, 01:37 AM

bump again

DidierE · 01-16-2008, 12:17 PM

Bump again! I have this same problem!
Sales don't show up anymore

the indigo · 01-16-2008, 12:44 PM

The issue is related to "Placed Orders" stats which has not been included in the new system yet. They are working around to add that statistic.

If you still see Placed Orders, they come from old.fleshlight.com, but rest assured ALL placed orders made via the new Fleshlight site are tracked but will show up only as "Shipped Order" with your commission when they are sent out to the customers.

Fleshlight Team · 01-16-2008, 06:30 PM

I've now returned to my office. I believe I've contacted most of you via email (thank you, The Indigo, for relaying that portion of our discussion). If I have not contacted you, it's more than likely because I don't recognize your GFY nick as an affiliate; however, if you continue to have questions or issues of any kind with either Fleshlight Cash or FN Cash, please shoot me a quick email at todd [at] fleshlight [dot] com and I'll reply to you ASAP.

I appreciate your patience and continued support and apologize for any frustration I may have caused you. Fleshlight attended the AEE show (our very first booth!!) and continued in Vegas during Internext but all staff have now returned to the offices and are here to assist you any way we can.

Sincerely,

Todd

12-29-2007, 02:52 PM	#1
biskoppen Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Very small penis Posts: 5,809	Fleshlight, you guys wont sleep for days when... Fleshlight, you guys wont sleep for days when you get back in office... Sending the whole crew on vacation between christmas and new year? Lazy fucks! My guess is that you will have several thousand orders lined up waiting for you

12-29-2007, 02:53 PM	#2
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12-29-2007, 03:59 PM	#6
Fleshlight Team Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 197	Two words: Slave Labor Nice job! Actually, we have staff working extended hours through the weekend to get these orders ready to ship (couriers don't pick up til Monday). Who told you we gave people time off? T __________________ FNCash - Promote Fleshlight, the #1 Selling Male Sex Toy in the World! www.fncash.com

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12-30-2007, 08:16 PM	#13
beta-tester Rock 'n Roll Baby! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: USA, temporarly Posts: 22,562	I am with Joe on this one as well! My fleshlight ratios are amazing. Altho I don't send bunch of traffic the shit sells soooo good! Where are all those hits are coming from biskoppen? I am impressed with the numbers... __________________ Sig for sale. Affordable prices. Contact me and get a great deal ;) My contact: ICQ: 944-320-46 e-mail: manca {AT} HotFreeSex4All.com

12-30-2007, 08:21 PM	#14
FredIsMe So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Livin' in America Posts: 2,406	Those are some weak ratios

12-31-2007, 01:52 AM	#16
Kimo ... Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Maryland ICQ:87038677 Posts: 11,542	0:7389 ... __________________ ...

12-31-2007, 02:40 AM	#17
elitegirls Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 962	1:24 in dec 2007 for me. and it says "Total Orders Placed for this time period (only counting orders placed after 09/15/06): 26" __________________

12-31-2007, 03:46 AM	#18
biskoppen Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Very small penis Posts: 5,809	Yeah, general TGP traffic... banners on galleries etc. I'm satisfied with the numbers - even though it looks like bad ratios to some people ;)

01-04-2008, 03:01 AM	#19
the indigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North America Posts: 2,016	Anybody heard news about this? This is not only relied to the "Christmas season" since it began around December 10. 12/10/2007 to 01/03/2008: Total Orders Placed for this time period: 406 Total Orders Shipped for this period: 207 This is 51% shipping ratio versus our normal 90%... so obviously money gets out of our pockets to pay advertising during that time. I'm watching this issue closely. __________________ "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." -Hunter S. Thompson

01-11-2008, 02:32 PM	#21
the indigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North America Posts: 2,016	Just wanted to check if this bug apply only to our account: Total Orders Placed for 01/08/2008 - 01/09/2008 = 0 __________________ "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." -Hunter S. Thompson

01-11-2008, 02:53 PM	#22
beta-tester Rock 'n Roll Baby! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: USA, temporarly Posts: 22,562	i dunno what's up with them! Todd doesn't answer on icq!!! Sales are way down since they switched to the new site....what's happening? __________________ Sig for sale. Affordable prices. Contact me and get a great deal ;) My contact: ICQ: 944-320-46 e-mail: manca {AT} HotFreeSex4All.com

01-12-2008, 10:49 AM	#24
Thead Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 464	and still no answer __________________ iPhone Porn

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01-12-2008, 05:29 PM	#26
Thead Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 464	bump for 8 days with no sales and no support __________________ iPhone Porn

01-15-2008, 12:26 AM	#27
the indigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North America Posts: 2,016	...bump... __________________ "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." -Hunter S. Thompson

01-15-2008, 02:55 AM	#28
beta-tester Rock 'n Roll Baby! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: USA, temporarly Posts: 22,562	BUMP~~~~ This becomes serious! __________________ Sig for sale. Affordable prices. Contact me and get a great deal ;) My contact: ICQ: 944-320-46 e-mail: manca {AT} HotFreeSex4All.com

01-15-2008, 09:33 PM	#29
FleshJoe2005 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 287	I will bring this thread to Todd's attention. I also don't know what's going on over at ILF, my checks are coming regularly so things are working just fine, but communications could be better __________________ I convert male sextoy traffic at ~1:30!!! Send me your traffic and we'll split 50-50. ICQ: 325-310-821

01-16-2008, 01:37 AM	#30
beta-tester Rock 'n Roll Baby! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: USA, temporarly Posts: 22,562	bump again __________________ Sig for sale. Affordable prices. Contact me and get a great deal ;) My contact: ICQ: 944-320-46 e-mail: manca {AT} HotFreeSex4All.com

01-16-2008, 12:17 PM	#31
DidierE Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 380	Bump again! I have this same problem! Sales don't show up anymore

01-16-2008, 12:44 PM	#32
the indigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North America Posts: 2,016	The issue is related to "Placed Orders" stats which has not been included in the new system yet. They are working around to add that statistic. If you still see Placed Orders, they come from old.fleshlight.com, but rest assured ALL placed orders made via the new Fleshlight site are tracked but will show up only as "Shipped Order" with your commission when they are sent out to the customers. __________________ "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." -Hunter S. Thompson

01-16-2008, 06:30 PM	#33
Fleshlight Team Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 197	After 8 Days in Vegas.... I've now returned to my office. I believe I've contacted most of you via email (thank you, The Indigo, for relaying that portion of our discussion). If I have not contacted you, it's more than likely because I don't recognize your GFY nick as an affiliate; however, if you continue to have questions or issues of any kind with either Fleshlight Cash or FN Cash, please shoot me a quick email at todd [at] fleshlight [dot] com and I'll reply to you ASAP. I appreciate your patience and continued support and apologize for any frustration I may have caused you. Fleshlight attended the AEE show (our very first booth!!) and continued in Vegas during Internext but all staff have now returned to the offices and are here to assist you any way we can. Sincerely, Todd __________________ FNCash - Promote Fleshlight, the #1 Selling Male Sex Toy in the World! www.fncash.com