Winning Friends and Influencing People - The Donny Long Story [WATERMARKS] - GoFuckYourself.com

Pleasurepays · 12-22-2007, 11:37 AM

The Donny Long formula for success

Step 1: Find ugly models with totally wrecked features.

Step 2: Take shitty pics of them.

Step 3: Watermark.

and Watermark again.

seriously people.

Watermark.

Step 4: Then post these "samples" on gfy.

As people criticise you, your photography, your models and your perfectly ugly and distracting watermarks, start instantly calling people assholes and cocksuckers.

This is the key step to generating new business, winning friends and influencing people.

As the bashing continues, start telling everyone that they're just "jealous" that they aren't a low rent, bi-polar, self imploding moron with zero social skills or business sense such as yourself

Step 5: Get Banned.

Step 6: Apologize for being a total retard... BUT take no responsibility for your behavior. Offer a standard 5th grade, "i only acted liike this because they made me" type explanation.

Step 7: Muster all your strength and energy and try to act normal for 16-18 seconds

Step 8: Go back to step 1

Step 9: Repeat until you are rich or end up beaten to death by a customer, client, model, your drug dealer or one of the 200 people you tell to fuck off each day.

JohnnyJames · 12-22-2007, 11:54 AM

LOL.

You are just a jealius hater! (I spell that (in)correctly)?

Forest · 12-22-2007, 12:11 PM

arnt there 12 steps in a recovery program?

the content guy · 12-22-2007, 02:20 PM

LOFL. As a fellow content provider I do not support this thread. (nor do I admonish it). LOFL

JustDaveXxx · 12-22-2007, 07:26 PM

I love this thread!!! My new marketing is centered around what donny does next. I just post pics on what ever is Donny related, and i get work!!

God Bless Donny!!! lmao

http://www.gfy.com/images/icons/lightbulbdg.gif

Grapesoda · 12-22-2007, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

This is the key step to generating new business

the fact is DL is working, he's shooting that stuff for somebody, and the other fact is, yes he will get more clients from his post. -bmb

donnylong · 12-22-2007, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx

I love this thread!!! My new marketing is centered around what donny does next. I just post pics on what ever is Donny related, and i get work!!

God Bless Donny!!! lmao

http://www.gfy.com/images/icons/lightbulbdg.gif

hey I want a kick back

donnylong · 12-22-2007, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley

the fact is DL is working, he's shooting that stuff for somebody, and the other fact is, yes he will get more clients from his post. -bmb

So true I am glad to see someone can see that. My truth get me work

MattO · 12-22-2007, 07:56 PM

woj · 12-22-2007, 08:50 PM

Grapesoda · 12-22-2007, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donnylong

So true I am glad to see someone can see that. My truth get me work

for now, low quality content is going to be hard to sell in a few years or less. anybody can do it, and they do. you are a prime example. -bmb

12-22-2007, 11:37 AM	#1
Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	Winning Friends and Influencing People - The Donny Long Story [WATERMARKS] The Donny Long formula for success Step 1: Find ugly models with totally wrecked features. Step 2: Take shitty pics of them. Step 3: Watermark. and Watermark again. seriously people. Watermark. Step 4: Then post these "samples" on gfy. As people criticise you, your photography, your models and your perfectly ugly and distracting watermarks, start instantly calling people assholes and cocksuckers. This is the key step to generating new business, winning friends and influencing people. As the bashing continues, start telling everyone that they're just "jealous" that they aren't a low rent, bi-polar, self imploding moron with zero social skills or business sense such as yourself Step 5: Get Banned. Step 6: Apologize for being a total retard... BUT take no responsibility for your behavior. Offer a standard 5th grade, "i only acted liike this because they made me" type explanation. Step 7: Muster all your strength and energy and try to act normal for 16-18 seconds Step 8: Go back to step 1 Step 9: Repeat until you are rich or end up beaten to death by a customer, client, model, your drug dealer or one of the 200 people you tell to fuck off each day.

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