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Compdoctor · 12-21-2007, 09:00 AM

An 80-year old man was having his annual check-up and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried. Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No." The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!" "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor.

SteveVVS · 12-21-2007, 09:47 AM

bahahhahaha , good one!

carol.prime · 12-21-2007, 10:16 AM

hope the old man got the idea. lol!

CurrentlySober · 12-21-2007, 10:24 AM

i lol'd...

wanted · 12-21-2007, 10:31 AM

haha nice one

D · 12-21-2007, 10:32 AM

Nice one!

martinsc · 12-21-2007, 10:32 AM

Iron Fist · 12-21-2007, 10:59 AM

Good one

EonBlue · 12-21-2007, 11:00 AM

Good one.

picaso · 12-21-2007, 11:05 AM

good one

Farang · 12-21-2007, 11:11 AM

heheh

fardoche27 · 12-21-2007, 11:19 AM

What happened next?

Damian_Maxcash · 12-21-2007, 11:21 AM

lol......

The Heron · 12-21-2007, 11:36 AM

So the old man should have used an umbrella!

florin · 12-21-2007, 11:40 AM

hahahahaha..Nice!

tranza · 12-21-2007, 12:19 PM

Lol, nice one...

Violetta · 12-21-2007, 02:36 PM

hahaha... poor guy!

Brother Bilo · 12-21-2007, 02:44 PM

Thats pretty good. I like that one.

sicone · 12-21-2007, 02:48 PM

loverboy · 12-21-2007, 02:52 PM

Nice, didn't expect it though.

woj · 12-21-2007, 03:32 PM

VeriSexy · 12-21-2007, 05:37 PM

lol... good one

alexweb · 12-21-2007, 07:01 PM

tony286 · 12-21-2007, 07:02 PM

thats funny thanks.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-21-2007, 07:15 PM

hahaha thats gotta hurt hearing that

fatfoo · 12-21-2007, 07:35 PM

Spunky · 12-21-2007, 08:25 PM

Har har..that was a good one

needlive · 12-21-2007, 09:52 PM

Nice one loller

Catalyst · 12-21-2007, 10:07 PM

just dumb.. really didn't like that joke..and most of the other ones I do like..

Semi-Retired-Dave · 12-21-2007, 10:34 PM

Good one Comp.

12-21-2007, 09:00 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Friday's Joke An 80-year old man was having his annual check-up and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried. Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No." The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!" "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear." "That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor. __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

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