Friday's Joke
 

An 80-year old man was having his annual check-up and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried. Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No." The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!" "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor.

bahahhahaha , good one!

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hope the old man got the idea. lol!

i lol'd...

haha nice one :thumbsup

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Nice one!

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Good one :)

:1orglaugh Good one.

good one :1orglaugh

heheh :)

What happened next?

lol......

So the old man should have used an umbrella!

hahahahaha..Nice!

Lol, nice one...

hahaha... poor guy!

Thats pretty good. I like that one.

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Nice, didn't expect it though.

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lol... good one

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thats funny thanks.

hahaha thats gotta hurt hearing that

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Har har..that was a good one

Nice one loller

just dumb.. really didn't like that joke..and most of the other ones I do like..

Good one Comp.