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12-20-2007, 08:34 AM
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First time pooping with a girl
do you ever feel a little self conscious or awkward when you're with a new chick and you have to destroy the bathroom for the first time with her there?
It's even worse if she has to go to the bathroom too and you're trying to play it off by telling her to go first but she insists that you go first and you keep telling her no, she should go first, and she asks why you're so insistent on her going first and you finally have to confess that after you go in there, they're gonna have to call a haz-mat team and quarantine the bathroom, so if she wants to go, she better go first? |
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12-20-2007, 08:38 AM
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Location: Austin, TX
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light a match
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12-20-2007, 08:39 AM
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shit on her back then fuck her
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12-20-2007, 08:40 AM
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She's certainly welcome to stay though. :D
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12-20-2007, 08:42 AM
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Thankfully my place has 3 bathrooms
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12-20-2007, 08:42 AM
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salad tossing sig guy
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12-20-2007, 08:43 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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12-20-2007, 08:56 AM
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Chafed.
Join Date: May 2002
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Yeah, I always sneak off to my basement bathroom so I can melt the porcelain without worrying about it. 4 bathrooms rules.
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12-20-2007, 08:59 AM
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Do Fun Shit.
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12-20-2007, 08:59 AM
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"Assassins"
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You're funny guy.. lol.
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12-20-2007, 09:29 AM
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Take the shit, wipe your ass! Show her the paper smear, then make her look at the color of your shit, then grade it on artistic value...
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12-20-2007, 10:23 AM
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It's not really awkward for me until I wipe.
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12-20-2007, 10:26 AM
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She could stay, but then she would have to wipe my ass.
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12-20-2007, 10:27 AM
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God you guys are nasty!
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12-20-2007, 10:28 AM
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Do Fun Shit.
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And it only goes down hill from here...
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12-20-2007, 10:28 AM
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it's called courtesy flush
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12-20-2007, 10:29 AM
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lol all girls are used to men having to poop lol I would say just tell her it'll be a bit and insist she go first. She isn't stupid lol
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12-20-2007, 10:33 AM
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12-20-2007, 10:49 AM
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i usually just hold it in or go to my downstairs bathroom
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12-20-2007, 11:57 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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i look forward tio the oppertunity. i like poo and think it should be spread throughout the world...
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12-20-2007, 11:58 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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or smeared...
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