First time pooping with a girl
do you ever feel a little self conscious or awkward when you're with a new chick and you have to destroy the bathroom for the first time with her there?
It's even worse if she has to go to the bathroom too and you're trying to play it off by telling her to go first but she insists that you go first and you keep telling her no, she should go first, and she asks why you're so insistent on her going first and you finally have to confess that after you go in there, they're gonna have to call a haz-mat team and quarantine the bathroom, so if she wants to go, she better go first?
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