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Compdoctor · 12-18-2007, 08:16 AM

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact.
"Mary... Mary..." Awestruck, Mary responds, "Is that you Fred?" "Yes, I have come back like we agreed." "Well, what is it like?" Fred excitedly tells his tale, "Well, when I get up in the morning I have sex, then I have breakfast, then I have sex again, then I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice more, then I have lunch, then I have sex all afternoon and into the early evening, until bedtime. And, then, I start all over again the next day."

So happy Mary says, "Oh Fred, you surely must be in heaven." Fred replies, "Hell no, Mary, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."

martinsc · 12-18-2007, 08:20 AM

G-Rotica · 12-18-2007, 08:51 AM

sniperwolf · 12-18-2007, 09:00 AM

ThreeXes · 12-18-2007, 09:02 AM

msan · 12-18-2007, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Compdoctor

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact.
"Mary... Mary..." Awestruck, Mary responds, "Is that you Fred?" "Yes, I have come back like we agreed." "Well, what is it like?" Fred excitedly tells his tale, "Well, when I get up in the morning I have sex, then I have breakfast, then I have sex again, then I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice more, then I have lunch, then I have sex all afternoon and into the early evening, until bedtime. And, then, I start all over again the next day."

So happy Mary says, "Oh Fred, you surely must be in heaven." Fred replies, "Hell no, Mary, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."

Funny that the wife doesn't feel bothered that her hubby's having sex all the time.

moogle · 12-18-2007, 09:20 AM

Scott McD · 12-18-2007, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by msan

Funny that the wife doesn't feel bothered that her hubby's having sex all the time.

She's probably fucking someone else anyway...

Violetta · 12-18-2007, 10:12 AM

muhagahaha

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 12-18-2007, 10:22 AM

lol that's pretty good

carol.prime · 12-18-2007, 10:40 AM

at least she's now sure, that there's heaven.

lol!

tranza · 12-18-2007, 11:06 AM

Lol, nice one..

Elixir · 12-18-2007, 11:26 AM

hahahahahahahahahah this is good one !

_Richard_ · 12-18-2007, 11:29 AM

hahahaha that's awesome

CurrentlySober · 12-18-2007, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

She's probably fucking someone else anyway...

Yeah fucking cheating skankwhore bitch!

D Ghost · 12-18-2007, 11:42 AM

hahahaaha

KILL_FRENZY · 12-18-2007, 11:46 AM

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salesman · 12-18-2007, 01:21 PM

ha .....

sicone · 12-18-2007, 02:28 PM

Damian_Maxcash · 12-18-2007, 02:30 PM

lol - best one yet....

xxxRumor · 12-18-2007, 02:33 PM

lol really good one

dakota1358 · 12-18-2007, 04:00 PM

Pretty good

madfuck · 12-18-2007, 04:03 PM

wow anti tht some shit, wht a sex drive now huh...lol

VeriSexy · 12-18-2007, 07:39 PM

lol... good one

Spunky · 12-18-2007, 09:38 PM

Heh heh..that made me chuckle

gimo33 · 12-18-2007, 10:41 PM

tony286 · 12-18-2007, 10:43 PM

bravo good one lol

Farang · 12-18-2007, 10:52 PM

hahhahahaha

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