Tuesday's Joke
 

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact.
"Mary... Mary..." Awestruck, Mary responds, "Is that you Fred?" "Yes, I have come back like we agreed." "Well, what is it like?" Fred excitedly tells his tale, "Well, when I get up in the morning I have sex, then I have breakfast, then I have sex again, then I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice more, then I have lunch, then I have sex all afternoon and into the early evening, until bedtime. And, then, I start all over again the next day."

So happy Mary says, "Oh Fred, you surely must be in heaven." Fred replies, "Hell no, Mary, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."

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Funny that the wife doesn't feel bothered that her hubby's having sex all the time. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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She's probably fucking someone else anyway...

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lol that's pretty good

at least she's now sure, that there's heaven. :) lol!

Lol, nice one..

hahahahahahahahahah this is good one !

hahahaha that's awesome

Yeah fucking cheating skankwhore bitch!

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ha .....

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lol - best one yet....

lol really good one

Pretty good

wow anti tht some shit, wht a sex drive now huh...lol

lol... good one

Heh heh..that made me chuckle

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bravo good one lol

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