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Old 12-15-2007, 02:13 PM   #1
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I thought this was funny ...

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Old 12-15-2007, 02:15 PM   #2
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LOL I never get sick of seeing that!
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Old 12-15-2007, 02:21 PM   #3
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Very Cute
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Old 12-15-2007, 02:22 PM   #4
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Damn she devils every one of them
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Old 12-15-2007, 02:30 PM   #5
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That is so fucking old.
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Old 12-15-2007, 02:35 PM   #6
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Old. BUT still fucking hilarious.
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Old 12-15-2007, 02:43 PM   #7
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Old 12-15-2007, 02:43 PM   #8
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Old 12-15-2007, 03:33 PM   #9
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Oldie but goodie.
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Old 12-15-2007, 03:41 PM   #10
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Old... and well was funny ten years ago...
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Old 12-15-2007, 10:44 PM   #11
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thanks for that info
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Old 12-16-2007, 12:07 AM   #12
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I thought this was funny ...
Truer words have never been spoken lol. Not true for all girls, but for a lot of them haha.
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Old 12-16-2007, 12:48 AM   #13
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someone forwarded this shit to me on facebook the other day, laughed my ass off...

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One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
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Old 12-16-2007, 01:12 AM   #14
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Old 12-16-2007, 01:16 AM   #15
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someone forwarded this shit to me on facebook the other day, laughed my ass off...
lol that was awesome
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Old 12-16-2007, 01:18 AM   #16
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Old... and well was funny ten years ago...
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Old 12-16-2007, 01:25 AM   #17
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Old 12-16-2007, 02:45 AM   #18
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Old 12-16-2007, 04:24 AM   #19
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oldie but a goodie
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Old 12-16-2007, 04:28 AM   #20
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I have to agree..........EVIL
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Old 12-16-2007, 04:34 AM   #21
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lol, nice
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Old 12-16-2007, 04:36 AM   #22
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that is OLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Old 12-16-2007, 05:30 AM   #23
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This kinda sux
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Old 12-16-2007, 11:30 AM   #24
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That's a good one.
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Old 12-16-2007, 12:39 PM   #25
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Old 12-16-2007, 12:43 PM   #26
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Old 12-16-2007, 12:43 PM   #27
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Old 12-16-2007, 03:33 PM   #28
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Old 12-16-2007, 04:09 PM   #29
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hahahahahaha, very funnie
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Old 12-16-2007, 05:06 PM   #30
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Way too old.
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