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Proof Girls are Evil

LOL I never get sick of seeing that!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaughVery Cute

Damn she devils every one of them

That is so fucking old.

Old. BUT still fucking hilarious.

Oldie but goodie. :thumbsup

Old... and well was funny ten years ago...

thanks for that info

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Originally Posted by kristin (Post 13519333)

I thought this was funny ...

http://www.stacken.kth.se/lists/best...5/jpg00000.jpg

Truer words have never been spoken lol. Not true for all girls, but for a lot of them haha.

someone forwarded this shit to me on facebook the other day, laughed my ass off...

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One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 13520902)

someone forwarded this shit to me on facebook the other day, laughed my ass off...

lol that was awesome

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Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 13519735)

Old... and well was funny ten years ago...

:thumbsup

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 13520902)

someone forwarded this shit to me on facebook the other day, laughed my ass off...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I have to agree..........EVIL

that is OLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 13520902)

someone forwarded this shit to me on facebook the other day, laughed my ass off...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

welcome to the internet

Mama: "I don't ever want you associatin' with little girl."
Young Bobby Boucher (Jamie Williams): "Why not, Mama?"
Mama: "Because little girls are the devil!"

hahahahahaha, very funnie